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iced out jesus piece 15 carets – $2700 (fordham rd)

I have a white gold 14k canary princess cut jesus head..it has 15 caret yellow diamonds and wieghs 55 grams of 14k white gold….price is 2700 this piece will run u $5000 easy in any jewlery store the way the price of gold and diamonds are rising….we can meet in any jewlery store u like garenteed u cant find this cheaper anywhere else….will only trade for an invisible setting cross with clean stones in it…or let me know what u have to trade if its garbage and u know it dont waist ur time ima laugh…email me with ur # and ill call asap if its legit….i took 3 pics with no light so u can see how good it looks in the dark and 1 pic with the light on…do not email me with offers like a phone or computer or corney shit..only trade would be a princess cut cross….and i will not ship to ur dieing mother in india….

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