"If it means eating ribs off of their stomach, awesome." (Image by Marcelo Teson.)
Comedy Actresses That Just Don’t Give A F*** (Midtown West)
We are a major WebTV show looking for sketch comedy actresses (or any actresses or models really) who don’t mind going edgy in comedy. If a scene means laying in fake puke, they are down. If it means eating ribs off of their stomach, awesome. If it means getting naked, who cares? We need people who are as edgy as we are (or edgier) to make our craziest video sketches become a reality. E-mail with name, photo, contact info, experience and a subject line that says “I dont give a fuck.”
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