Not Rosie O'Donnell: Hire me to play softball for you or to be your drinking buddy.
Brendini Does It……..ALL (Nassau County, NY)
Ever see that “Family Guy” episode where the Moose is holding a sign that says “Will do Moose Stuff for money”?
Well that’s what we do! ANYTHING…
If you haven’t seen the episode, we are the first (as far as we know) for service business that will consider doing WHATEVER you want. You think of it and we’ll name you a price and if you think it’s fair we’re game.
Here’s a few things people have hired us for:
1. Wingman/Drinking Buddy
2. Landscaping
3. Media Services
4. Band Bookings
5. Computer Services
6. Housework/House cleaning
7. Minor repairs of various electrical devices
8. Surround Sound Hook-up
9. Sound Engineering
10. Softball Player Fill in
This is just a FEW of the things we have done. References furnished upon request. And remember: ANYTHING you can think of….BRENDINI DOES IT.”
More Craigslist ads:
- Celebrity couch–owned by singer!
- 100% Italian person looking for dentist.
- Ambulance for sale.
- Talking gorilla in spacesuit for $10.
- People with monster costumes needed for photo shoot.
- Man selling turtle tank will make your life miserable.
- Stolen puggle exchanged for heroin.
- Guy with tooth decay needs dentist who isn’t a dick.
- Stupidass kitchen cart for sale.
- Playboy looking for wingwoman.
- Cheap Bon Jovi tickets.
- Jay Leno costume for sale.