"Looks like there are a lot of tickets to be had." (Image by Rosana Prada.)

2 Tickets to a show I could care less about – Bon Jovi – $99 (Middle 225 B)

I bought these as an Xmas gift for my fiance. I remembered she said she loved Bon Jovi. Of course I wasn’t paying attention when she said…”in high school.” Looks like there are a lot of tickets to be had. These are below cost to me (way below because, like a jackass, I bought them on Stub Hub). 

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