Balloon animals are my speciality. (Image by Amber Ragland.)
Children Entertainer for Alaska Trip (Alaska)
We are looking to contract the services of a children entertainer for a nonprofit Halloween fundraiser event in Juneau Alaska. We will provide travel, lodging and transportation for the performer and a companion. The entertainer can arrive as early and leave as late as he/she wants. As a nonprofit and as a pay-what-you-can performance our budget is limited. We would like to barter the performance fee for the travel companion plane ticket and the extended stay in Alaska. We are open to all bartering suggestion.
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