Don't do anything gross to me. (Image by Jack.)
Got a bunny suit we can borrow? (Union Square)
Hello folks. This may sound dirty and alarming, but we promise — totally kosher.
Here’s the deal: we need a rabbit suit — think Easter, mascot, Disneyland character. (A couple terrifying examples are below.)
You might be wondering why. What other reason could there be except–
The theatre!
A very funny, very nonprofit theatre company is putting on a show this week and we desperately need your help and your bunny suit.
We won’t do anything gross to it. We’ll return it in pristine condition, as clean and fluffy as we get it.
And we’ll be happy to share details and prove our legitimacy when you respond. (Please do — we’re in dire straits here!)
The nonprofit thing means we can’t compensate you with anything but gratitude and maybe a complimentary ticket to the show, so we’re counting on your generosity. And on you having some weird things in your closet.
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