Smartass Steals 40,000 Hotel Hangers

Chrysler's reason for stealing 40,000 clothes hangers: "I had 40,000 coats which I needed to hang up." (Image by Jhansonxi.)

This British guy, who claims his name is Arnold Chrysler, stole 40,000 hangers from hotels around the world, even though the hangers were useless outside of the hotel closets. He was arrested and brought to court where he made a mockery of the proceedings. Miles Kington of the Independent was on hand to get the story. An excerpt:

Counsel: What is your name?

Chrysler: Chrysler. Arnold Chrysler.

Counsel: Is that your own name?

Chrysler: Whose name do you think it is?

Counsel: I am just asking if it is your name.

Chrysler: And I have just told you it is. Why do you doubt it?

Counsel: It is not unknown for people to give a false name in court.

Chrysler: Which court?

Counsel: This court.

Chrysler: What is the name of this court?

Counsel: This is No 5 Court.

Chrysler: No, that is the number of this court. What is the name of this court?

Counsel: It is quite immaterial what the name of this court is!

Chrysler: Then perhaps it is immaterial if Chrysler is really my name.

Counsel: No, not really, you see because…

Judge: Mr Lovelace?

Counsel: Yes, m’lud?

Judge: I think Mr Chrysler is running rings round you already. I would try a new line of attack if I were you.

Counsel: Thank you, m’lud.

Chrysler: And thank you from ME, m’lud. It’s nice to be appreciated.

Judge: Shut up, witness.

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