"Pickles is my thing." (Image by Aaron.)

Jersey Shore Talking Bobble Head-Snooki – $49 (New Jersey)

Collect All 3 for yourself or a friends. Head to the Jersey Shore with your favorite Guidos and Guidettes

The diminutive queen of MTVs breakout series Jersey Shore gets the bobble head treatment. Jersey Shore Nicole Snooki Talking Bobble Head. This collectible Nicole “Snooki” wobbler stands approximately 6-inches tall and speaks the following phrases subject to change:

• “Pickles is my thing.”
• “The Snooks… is out.”
• “Im not trashy… unless I drink too much.”\

Jersey Shore Mike The Situation Talking Bobble Head speaks the following phrases subject to change:

• This is “The Situation” right here… my abs are so ripped up, its… we call it “The Situation.””
• “Everybody loves me… babies, dogs, you know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.”
• “I check out the mirror and like… woooh, todays gonna be a good day.”

Jersey Shore DJ Pauly D Talking Bobble Head speaks the following phrases subject to change:

• “You gotta stay fresh-to-death, I call it…fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan; just stay fresh.”
• “Nooo way I’m goin’ to Jersey without my hair gel; can’t leave without my gel.”
• “The party’s in Pauly D’s pants tonight.”

Acceptable payments: Paypal,Money Order, Checks checks have to clear before item is shipped out.

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