"Call me a bum."

WANTED: Your Spare PENNIES in your Home! – (Brooklyn)

Hi, do you have an old pickle jar, a plastic cup, or whatever of semi-filled pennies that you thought about saving but you really don’t see the saving going anywhere with them? If you want to keep your pennies, KEEP them by all means, the are YOUR pennies, you EARNED them. But if you have Pennies just sitting there and you really don’t see any use for them other than collecting dust, I’d love to have them!

Right now I have about a water jug filled of pennies, I’m trying to get more, and more and more of these pennies and see what the heck happens! I’m weird, smart, thrifty, cheap, whatever, I just want to continue collecting as many pennies as I can.

Please email me and let me know when I come come pick up some pennies and about how many pennies (Half a glass full, a wine bottle full, half a pickle jar full) — whatever!)

Am I a special person? No. Am I in need? I think we all are right now, more so than others? No I am not. Will I spend these pennies on charity? I don’t know what I will do with them to be honest.

So please, email me, curse me out! Call me a bum, or be nice and offer me the pennies sitting in that bottle on your china cabinet that you will never do anything with anytime soon! Thanks!

"Love to dance."

comodities trading skills for??? (Upper East Side)

HI all,

This is an Indian guy living in Manhattan… i am a Trader by profession (trade commodities if u wanna know) and i trade from home with i make my own hours…so i have all the monetary enjoyment if i want to… that also includes travelling and living at nice places and eating at nice places…..just came back from o doing Route 1 trip from San Fransisco to Los Angeles….in 2 weeks plan to go to alaska then later new hampshire and someplace else…love to dance ….Come to my apt u will see lot of books and lot of computer trading screens….love to read…..

But living and working alone brings a problem that i don’t have big social circle…i cant meet new people cant make new friends… and being single doesn’t help either….so here is what i am looking for…

I will interview u …..i like to have some company around me that is why this project is created………i like to meet some new people and help them get financial sound….

Please send me what u bartering for….

this is a post from a simple guy who through his own sheer hardwork has made himself independent from corporate america and its greed….

U will be needed to burn mid night oil and work ur butt off….and more u think u know more u need to unlearn..

"Are you having paranormal activity and need honest trustworthy investigators?" (Image by Paul Sapiano.)

Got Ghosts? We Can Help…Contact us.. (Ny/Pa/Nj/Va/De/Md)

Are you having paranormal activity and need honest trustworthy investigators? Please email us, our team would be happy to help you FREE of charge!! We supply our own equipment. All inquiries are strictly confidential. We come out for a FREE consultation and then set up a time convenient for you to do a thorough investigation and go over all evidence we find with you at the end of the investigation. We also have a psychic, who is a huge asset to our team and we are very lucky to have her with all her talents. She can do cleansings of your home or business and get rid of any unwanted spirits if you chose. We use state of the art equipment; live voice recorders, night vision cameras, emf detectors, infrared thermometers, digital and 35mm cameras, video recorders, franks box, dvr system with cameras, motion detectors, laser grid, k-2 meter, lap top, along with other cutting edge equipment. This allows us to capture as much evidence as possible If you have any photos you would like us to look at or video please contact us. Looking forward to hearing from you. Thank you! Website: Spiritparanormal.net If you have any pics you would like posted on my website contact me. Our weekends are getting booked up as you can see on our web site so please set up your time asap. We have been fortunate to have a large team in which everyone gets along great which makes for a perfect fit for us! Having a large group is extremely a huge benefit since this allows us to capture evidence from everyones cameras and recorders etc.

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"I am well groomed gentleman." (Image by Herbert Ponting.)

Magic Sex Bed – $100 (Norwalk, CT)

I am moving selling my magic sex bed. When I moved to Connecticut I purchased this bed from a guy who ran his “store” out of a room below a Dunkin’ Donuts. I checked out the floor model, liked it and decided to buy it. The next day I picked up the bed at warehouse in Wilton and the legend began… This bed has been amazing. I had my fair share of lady friends before the bed, but things really took a turn for the better once I got this bed. I am not sure what the actual count was, but let me tell you it was nothing short of respectable. I am moving now and tried everything to take this bed with me, but things have fallen through at the last minute. If you are looking to turn things around in your own life and need a bit of luck consider this bed your knew rabbits foot!!

The bed is not dirty. I am a well groomed gentleman and even if it was dirty you would probably still want to buy this bed.

"When there is a legitimate demand for a product or service and no legal recourse to purchase said product/service, a black market will spawn to serve the needs of the demand." (Image by miak.)

My kidney for sale. Not a joke. – $40000

Hello. Given that you clicked the link, either you are a skeptic, and were flabbergasted, or you really are in need of a kidney to save your life or the life of a loved one.

First and foremost, I am not insane, crude, impolite, or anything that would indicate that I am not in full control of my faculties. I am not homeless, nor am I disease/drug ridden.

I have smoked marijuana, but even a mere student of medicine will inform you of how inconsequential that is. For he purposes of this post.

Because a person’s body is legally their own property, I believe that laws preventing the sale of a person’s organs by the owner of those organs should be regulated, not prohibited. For, as evidenced by current and past trends, when there is a legitimate demand for a product or service and no legal recourse to purchase said product/service, a black market will spawn to serve the needs of the demand.

Thus, I am offering a private party with a legitimate need for a kidney transplant or liver sample the opportunity to discuss with me the possibility of purchasing my organ tissue. I believe that the price that I have quoted is reasonable. Included in the payment, there should be compensation for medical/testing fees of the entire procedure.

Even if you are from a country that does allow the sale of organs, I am willing to travel, as long as expenses are paid for. This is a serious offer and a serious post. Serious inquiries will be handled with the utmost professionalism. Thank you.

"If you are smart you will shut your pie hole."

You are making me angry (u know where)

As far as the Baymont Inn and Suites in Pensacola Florida, I better not hear of one more person posting a bad review for Mr Patel’s property. Not on Yahoo, not on trip advisor, not no where. I am going to start walking mud puddles in peoples butt. I will know who you are. If you are smart you will shut your pie hole.

Someone is trying to contact my people, Mavis.

Looking to contact Jay Leno (his people) about a rare car anyone help? (long island)

I have a car that Jay Leno would be interested in I believe, can anyone get a hold of a contact and have them call me. Thanks.

"If you find any neat dead animals in good condition (raccoons, owls, etc) please put them in a bag and into a freezer immediately and I can taxidermy them!" (Image by Usha Eugene.)

taxidermist needs BIRD CAGES any size or condition (WILLIAMSBURG)

I need bird cages to use as a way to air out carcasses and get the bones from dead animals…I ONLY USE DEAD ANIMALS AND EMPHASIZE THE ETHICS OF TAXIDERMY…NO KILL POLICY….

thanks for any help!

also, if you find any neat dead animals in good condition (raccoons, owls, etc) please put them in a bag and into a freezer immediately and I can taxidermy them!

"Home made."

home made sex toy for men – $25 (near bronx)

for sale are a home made pocket pussy. this product is home made and very effective and efficient. it is a good for masterbation or as a prank. product is new and unused.

"If you have 3 puppies only I will pay 75$." (Image by Cartman0052007.)

Rent your Puppies for a Day $100 – $100 (Queens)

Hi,

My Girlfriends Birthday is coming up and I want to do something special for her. She is a huge animal lover and shes crazy about puppies.
I’m looking to rent your puppy litter ( 3puppies or more) for a few hours in a day. I will pick them up and drop them off if that is convenient for you. I will probably pick them up in the AM and drop them off before it gets dark. Any food and supplies I will provide with your advise.

Im looking to Pay a Max of 100$ for a litter of 4 or more. if you have 3 puppies only I will pay 75$.

"Bolders." (Image by Rawluk.)

bolders wanted (Walden)

I am looking for a way to build a fence that is indestructible. I have about 50 foot of driveway that someone is constantly abusing. I was thinking guardrail or something this next door jerk cannot destroy. If you have stone debris or something of that sort hit me up.

"I am willing to shave my entire head."

human hair 12.5″ – $600 (SoHo)

This is 12.5 inches of beautiful, thick, and full bodied virgin hair. My hair is generally considered to be dirty blonde. Some may consider it brown with natural blonde highlights.

I grew my hair out for the purpose of selling it. This means that it is completely virgin. My hair has never been blow dried, straightened, died, or chemically treated in anyway. I have never used any hair products in my hair aside from the very occasional use of shampoo and conditioner. I am also not a smoker.

My hair is wavy/curly and i am willing to shave my entire head.

I get constant compliments from woman about how unique and wonderful my hair is. Often times they will tell me that my hair is both the color and texture they have tried so hard coax out of their own hair using different treatments with no success.

I feel that my asking price is more than fair however I will take other offers into consideration.