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free lunch
Would you like free lunch?
I would like to treat you. We can meet at a eatery in Manhattan.
I would like to talk to you about questions every person asks in life.
Questions such as:
Why am I going through so much difficulty in life? Why do I have so many problems and troubles? Why am I feeling this emptyness inside? Why am I feeling so lonely and depressed? Is there true love out there?
If you are asking these questions, I would like to help you.
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Past – Life Regression – $150 (New York)
“We Live in the light of reflected action, the things that happen to us in the past are still happening to us everyday.”
What is a Past Life Regression?
It’s a technique used to take a person back through time using hypnosis, far back in time that the memories of previous lifetimes are rediscovered and explored. Past life regression is an exciting journey into your own past lives, unlocking memories in your mind. Other lives that was yours in another time. This relaxing, gentle method will allow you to tap into your subconscious mind and journey to previous lives you lived. With modern technology many historic and interesting facts from a regression can be confirmed, dates, names and places traced.
PLR – (past-life regression) – is based on the theory of reincarnation. It is a belief that a soul survives death to be re-born again into a new body with renewed opportunity to learn life’s lessons. You can come back as a man or women, peasant, king or many even someone well known, although regression as a famous person is rare.
“Karma” – a term often used in PLR work and describes the Law of Cause and Effect. The purpose of karma is not a system of punishment, but instead a learning opportunity to gain wisdom of nature’s law. “Free – Will” – the ability to choose own path of existence. “De-Ja vu” – the feeling that you have had an experience or visited a location before. Does a past life influence your present, every day lives?
Who you are now possibly influenced by who you were before, your very character. Sometimes we bring the effects of a traumatic experience into our present life from a previous one, resulting in irrational fears, phobias or behaviours. Under regression these issues can be dealt with giving you a greater understanding so that they can no longer affect your present life. A “root cause” or “core issue” is often found in a past-life memory. These issues can be brought to this lifetime using strong age regression and past-life regression methods. You can regress to the beginning of the event, pain or emotional attachment and then regress farther back to a past-life cause.
What does it feel like to be regressed?
You are gently led backwards to a time when you were a child, using methodical techniques similar to that of meditation. You won’t fall asleep and always remain in control and fully aware of what is happening to you. It is a perfectly safe and natural state of trance similar to daydreaming. You will be able to experience your past lives in your minds eye as if you were actually there.
What are the benefits of Past Life?
Many people come for a session just out of curiosity, to find who they were, who they were with, a love one and what their life was like. It’s quite usual for people to have normal day to day lives in the past, but those past lives usually have some meaning in their current life. Past Life Regression can help people move on in this life by understanding what happened in their past lives. For instance, someone who has problems with a certain relationship in this life may have had the same issues with the same person in a past life, likewise the cell memory of an illness from a previous life can be brought into a present life. The nature of the regression is for the client to reveal for themselves why they have certain problems or issues in this life. This understanding empowers them to make choices or changes in their present life.
A session usually last from 1 hour to 2 tops. Its recommended that you’ve done hypnosis before – if not, then our first session out of 2 would be to condition you for a past-life regression. It’s a terrific therapeutic tool as well as sheer entertainment purposes. Meaning, some people just curious to view a previous life.
This is not intended for parlor entertainment. This is a ligament methodology.
My niece is very sick over losing her poodle help her read (queens/manhattan)
She was lost Sept 1 2010, between 86th & 87thst.. older white poodle..my niece grades went down, her weight,& she is very depressed .. will not speak anymore..we are very worried about her, , and we are all sick and worried about her and my sister..we know she is in someone’s house…Please if anyone knows of a neighbor, family, or friends that might have her ..please contact me or my sister..My sister has not giving up due to my nieces condition….I’m sure you saw my sister’s posting..The dog’s name is Cindy..everyday that goes by, her daughter is getting worse…I hope there are people out there that know how a child feels if they lost thier pet…Cindy is 10 years old and needs medication…please again white poodle ..I will post a pic of her too..She might have long hair by now…she was lost..by woodhaven Blvd near Jamica ave…Bring my niece back to health again..we tried everything for her..speech therapy, doctor’s, and even willing to get her a new poodle but she only noddes her head no no…but will not speak only says Cindy. and just cries… My sister also is down to nothing and very depressed too.. the whole family are worried about them…please helppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp. As I’m writing this, I am sobbing and crying too…Someone out there will help us get Cindy back…God Bless you!!!!!
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Wanted Please Read (USA )
WANTED .. I am looking for somebody to donate 1 million dollars to me I am really tired of working and I would just like to enjoy my life for a little while I am a full time college student, I do not do drugs, and do not like drinking I can assure you that money would be spent wisely, I will not spend it foolishly. If you have what I am looking for please email me .. The sooner the better I hope to hear from somebody soon … Thank you
If you don’t like to donate think of it as an investment, a lot of people will hear about your generosity and it could make you famous, or bring more business to your company…
I need general help, you need stuff or cash (Bronx)
I posted this long ago and unfortunately lost access to many of the responses. A few of them were promising and I was disheartened so I gave up for the moment. I’m in the midst of a divorce and have three little boys. I work from home doing tattoos. I am fully licensed in NYS since 2003. I use all disposable equipment and the best materials you can buy. If not for the age of my youngest (2), I would be working in a shop.
I need help organizing my apartment and caring for my boys. Eventually, this would turn into a sitting arrangement where I may actually leave the house on occasion! In the beginning, it would be more like dealing with the kids while I work or helping me around the house. Once I see that everyone is comfortable and that you can handle my little men, I would be more inclined to leave the apartment to handle my errands without all three in tow.
I’m not made of money, but the more money I am able to make, the more I am able to pay. I also have an inordinate amount of things to list on eBay and it is hard to do while chasing after a 7, 5 and 2 year old. Now, maybe some of the items would be of interest to you and you’d take some as pay. Or maybe I can just pay you from my proceeds. Ideally, I’d like to rid my life of excess, reclaim closet space and live a cleaner and easier life. I’d also like to devote more time to my art, be it my tattooing or the other forms that I like to dabble in.
I can also pay you in tattoos, if you’d like. I realize this ad is a bit all over the place but feel free to reply, tell me more about you and why you think you’d make a good fit as my general helper / baby sitter. I also cook, and would not only be able to teach you, if you wanted, but would also be able to cook for you if that was something you’d like as a barter. I’m just trying to make the most of my skills and my time until I can re-enter the working world in a more day to day fashion.
I would prefer that those responding like children. My boys are extremely intuitive and won’t open up to someone who is fake. I don’t care if you’re male or female but reserve the right to do a background check as you would be in my home and around my babies. I don’t care if you’re gay or straight, black, white or purple. My only real requirement is that you enjoy children, be motivated and ready to tackle whatever strange job I may have set out for the day… and be young enough to handle their demands.
I have a lot of gothic style clothing to list on eBay in various sizes… so this could appeal to those that appreciate that style… brands like Lip Service, Tripp, Morbid Threads, etc. I also have many electronic items to part ways with. I don’t even want to think about the masses of baby boy items and clothing that I have to part with. This could also be good for a mommy-to-be or someone who knows someone who could use that. I’m open to barter…
So, shoot me an email with your information and I will reply to those that I think may be a good fit. Who knows… maybe I could use more than one person for this endeavor. And if you’re not available to help, but are instead interested in a tattoo, feel free to email me too.
Emmi the bed bug dog is certified and ready to go to work with you. She has a strong food drive and a high level of energy which makes her the ideal detection dog.
I am selling her because as it turns out, we just don’t have enough of a bed bug problem in my area (Arkansas) to support her as a business. I will ship her to you.
Please contact me with your phone number so we can visit about her and how much she can help you earn.
"We do it the WTF (What The Fuck) way!" (Image by Paul E. Reynolds.)
Promote Your Business On MISSILES – BLOW THEIR F*&KEN MIND OFF!! (Bay Shore)
No Joke – We do it the WTF (What The Fuck) way! – no one will forget your name or product!
We have the largest collection of Fighter Jet Cockpits and Missiles all mobile on trailers – We do it with the WOW effect. Check it out – you will be surprised – I guarantee it!
"Trying to get back into my craft." (Image by fictures.)
Wanted: Wig making tools (Brooklyn/NY)
In need of any and all wig making tools and/or supplies. Trying to get back into my craft but in need of some assistance. Need to put 2 teens through college.
"I have collected celebrity hair since the 70's." (Image by Roy Kerwood.)
CELEBRITY HAIR COLLECTION
I am retiring and liquidating my collections over the next few months I have collected celebrity hair since the 70’s and will liquidated in groups.EACH PIECE COMES WITH A CERTIFICATES OF AUTHENTICITY FROM A VERY REPUTABLE AUTOGRAPH DEALER THAT I CHECKED OUT YEARS AGO,,.Mary Surratt.. movie “conspirator”…I have some of her hair possibly taken while she was hanging from the rope..The following lots will be sold 1st John Lennon $300, CIVIL WAR GROUP.. Abraham Lincoln, Mary Todd Lincoln, John Brown William Quantril, Mary Surratt (portrayer in the conspirator movie), Robert E. Lee, and Jefferson Davis.. $2,000.OBO…..PRESIDENT’S COLLECTION: John F. Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixo, Dwight Eisenhower, and Ronald Reagan..$ 2,0000 OBO … Founding fathers collection: George Washington. John Adams (SUPER RARE), Alexander Hamolton $3,000 OBO, Napoleon Buonaparte $300.
I posses the knowledge, of an absolutely brilliant affiliate marketing program literally worth BILLIONS (hence: my term Billiant) that can be distributed world wide, have perpetual and unlimited residual income, massive social appeal, while at the same time, providing compassionate support for animal rights and prevention of cruelty to animals. Here’s the deal. I have the vision, the foresight, and the plan, man. However, I don’t have the funds and technical support (at this moment) to make this happen quickly enough for my ambition. I can do it alone over the next 6 to 12 months. However, I’d rather not wait that long. I am willing to share this highly exclusive opportunity with the right person or persons. Think… “Groupon, Facebook, Google”. Think… “Getting in on the ground floor” Think… ”Global” Think…”Billions$$$” Sounds like Bullshit? It sure does. Then go away. But if this interests you in any way, shape, or form, this is how it needs to work. I don’t have time to waste with “tire kickers” and under funded opportunists looking for the next “get rich quick” scheme. This is not a “get rich quick” scheme“. No indeed! This is a “get FILTHY rich quick” scheme. And by scheme, I mean a visionary, life altering opportunity to create a tremendous amount of good in the world, with substantial, mutually rewarding, financial benefits. Utilizing the vast potential of mobile social media, and the human compassion to help alleviate animal suffering, I have created a win-win-win situation for all concerned. And I don’t want someone who’s just looking to get rich, I want someone who is already very wealthy, and just wants to do the right thing, the fun and rewarding thing, the “add some meaning to my life” kind of thing. Someone who would think nothing about throwing a few thousand dollars (the cost of a good dinner in NYC) at an intriguing opportunity for my time and transportation to meet and discuss our future calling. I can prove who I am, what I do, and where I intend to lead. If you have the resources, are legitimate, respectable, and worthy of my attention and this opportunity, let’s get together.
"It has to be an eye sore." (Image by Philip Kromer.)
want to buy crapiest looking car-no joke (almost any where)
My town is screwing with my perfectly good car that needs work for an inspection, but they want me to get rid of it instead. So I am fighting back. I want a car that can pass a NY inspection and have it sit in my driveway. It has to be an eye sore. These people have so much money and they are trying to push me out of my home. I work for the government and they gave me a 2 year salary freeze. So please help me. As long as the car can be registered and inspected they can’t do anything to the car.
I am between jobs and looking for odd ones. Big or small, weird or mundane, I am at your service! I am looking for unusual jobs (maybe erotic) to perform when nothing but a handsome interesting guy with many skills will do. Prospective employers: JUST ASK.
I’m looking for a dog agent to put “Crystal” on the map. Crystal – for her crystal blue eyes…. She has Star Power… I have a photo of her as a baby, she’s a little bigger now. Everyone says she should model, and be in commericals…. She is very smart. This is my first time doing this sort of thing so any help would be appricated.
"We just sold an authenticated piece of chewing gum from a Hollywood producer." (Image by Kulmalukko.)
anything unusual?
we are a new and coming e tradeing business and we offer u a platform to sell anything unusual like celebrity memorabilia we jus sold an authenticated peice of chewing gum from a hollywood producer and retrieved 75 dollars for it so if u have anythig unusaul and authentic for sale we can sell it we take a small broker fee and u get the rest no scam if we dont sell u wont get charged
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Need a baby to hold – $50 (Midtown West)
My friend Chloe has never held a baby before. Can anyone help her? She has never experienced the feeling of looking into a newborn baby’s eyes and seeing God. For 50 bucks I’ll pay you to let my friend Chloe hold your baby. Supervised, public visit of course. This is no joke! 50 bucks for about 15 min of your time. Email me back with any questions.
I bet you I can spend 1 million dollars in one day without even leaving Brooklyn thing is I don’t have it so the trade you can record how I do it. If not I got a better idea loan the money to me you don’t even have to leave my sight bet you I can still spend without actually spending when people see that kind of money I will still get whatever I want without spending a dime sounds crazy but true. Email me to get this started.
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