Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

• mole rats

• steven tyler american idol

• is there such a thing as marauding geese?

• meyer berger what did he do?

• a picture of barack obama being courageous

• what kind of surname is crapuchettes

• how has the career of stewardess changed since the 1972 publication of working by studs terkel

• whitey ford salvador dali

• first person diagnosed with autism

• hungry joe bunco

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March Traffic Report (the most popular searches on Afflictor according to category):

Top 5 Famous People Searches:

1. Muhammad Ali
2. Serge Gainsbourg
3. David Soul
4. Groucho Marx
5. Sitting Bull

Top 5 Most Unimaginative Searches:

1. pictures of a toothpick
2. woman
3. doorknob
4. stuff
5. whatever

Top 5 Obscene Searches:

1. kingkongdongs
2. boobs pointing in different direction
3. groping
4. snooki – leather
5. japanese panties