Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

"Call me a bum."

 

WANTED: Your Spare PENNIES in your Home! – (Brooklyn)

Hi, do you have an old pickle jar, a plastic cup, or whatever of semi-filled pennies that you thought about saving but you really don’t see the saving going anywhere with them? If you want to keep your pennies, KEEP them by all means, the are YOUR pennies, you EARNED them. But if you have Pennies just sitting there and you really don’t see any use for them other than collecting dust, I’d love to have them!

Right now I have about a water jug filled of pennies, I’m trying to get more, and more and more of these pennies and see what the heck happens! I’m weird, smart, thrifty, cheap, whatever, I just want to continue collecting as many pennies as I can.

Please email me and let me know when I come come pick up some pennies and about how many pennies (Half a glass full, a wine bottle full, half a pickle jar full) — whatever!)

Am I a special person? No. Am I in need? I think we all are right now, more so than others? No I am not. Will I spend these pennies on charity? I don’t know what I will do with them to be honest.

So please, email me, curse me out! Call me a bum, or be nice and offer me the pennies sitting in that bottle on your china cabinet that you will never do anything with anytime soon! Thanks!