Nuts in a vise now. (Image by Alexandre Goulet.)

Even the royal wedding couldn’t distract Britain from Afflictor for too long, as that country remained Afflictor Nation champ in April, sending this site more unique visitors than any other foreign country. I would make fun of Britain for still having a royal family in this day and age, but I live in a country where the Kardashians are the royal family, so I’ll shut up.

Top 5 Finishers in April:

• Great Britain
• Canada
• Germany
• Netherlands
• Spain