Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

 

"When there is a legitimate demand for a product or service and no legal recourse to purchase said product/service, a black market will spawn to serve the needs of the demand." (Image by miak.)

My kidney for sale. Not a joke. – $40000

Hello. Given that you clicked the link, either you are a skeptic, and were flabbergasted, or you really are in need of a kidney to save your life or the life of a loved one.

First and foremost, I am not insane, crude, impolite, or anything that would indicate that I am not in full control of my faculties. I am not homeless, nor am I disease/drug ridden.

I have smoked marijuana, but even a mere student of medicine will inform you of how inconsequential that is. For he purposes of this post.

Because a person’s body is legally their own property, I believe that laws preventing the sale of a person’s organs by the owner of those organs should be regulated, not prohibited. For, as evidenced by current and past trends, when there is a legitimate demand for a product or service and no legal recourse to purchase said product/service, a black market will spawn to serve the needs of the demand.

Thus, I am offering a private party with a legitimate need for a kidney transplant or liver sample the opportunity to discuss with me the possibility of purchasing my organ tissue. I believe that the price that I have quoted is reasonable. Included in the payment, there should be compensation for medical/testing fees of the entire procedure.

Even if you are from a country that does allow the sale of organs, I am willing to travel, as long as expenses are paid for. This is a serious offer and a serious post. Serious inquiries will be handled with the utmost professionalism. Thank you.