“So I can have a statue made of him when I open my restaurant.”

In memory of Telly Savalas T-shirts – $20 (Chinatown / Lit Italy)

I am a TV character actor, I worked for Telly for 15yrs, the greatest actor I ever worked for and am selling t-shirts with his picture and my picture together. So I can have a statue made of him when I open my restaurant. Christmas is here so let’s not forget this beautiful actor so please help me, The price is $20.00. We take money orders and credit cards no cash.

sm,medium,large,extra lg

Red,White,green,black

COME GET YOUR SHIRTS NOW!!

“Psychics convince FBI’s Gaucho Kruger that a child they call ‘blond boy’ will kill many important people.”

Looking to sell the following un-produced screenplays

Looking to sell the following un-produced screenplays ($1M or production credit) Please let me know if you are interested

BLOND BOY AND THE PSYCHICS – Psychics convince FBI’s Gaucho Kruger that a child they call “blond boy” will kill many important people. Their tips drag Gaucho through ridicule but he finally captures the mother, a disenchanted former CIA operative. 94 pages. WGAw_1129814

THE PROSTITUTES – All goes awry for former child prostitutes bent on freeing as many brothel children as possible with blackmail proceeds when a radical youth convinces their leader to go after the army. When the dirt settles, most are dead but they prevail. 90 pages. WGAw_1129815

GOLDEN EGG GOOSE (ATLANTIDE) – Refugees from planet Atlantide fight to find a baby lost 18 years ago. She is now a lonely woman struggling with her ability to make wishes come true. 102 pages. WGAw_1129816 (keyword: extraterestrial)

THE PINK SHOW (SOUQUITOUR) – SARA GANES is a stand up comic about to get her shot at her own talk show if she can survive her mother’s loving attacks for 3 more days. Her mother is a vicious past life rival who has destroyed her, life after life. 93 pages. WGAw_1112025

THE BELOVED (THE SHEIK) – Former CIA operative UMBERTO POTTI abandoned his wife precisely to protect her from his work only to have her become a target when he kidnaps the Sheik of a Parisian mosque. 99 pages. WGA #1030163

“I will be only 42 years old when I can bid you adieu and move forward into a bright and shiny future that I can enjoy alone, or with a pet or two.”

I fucking hate you 

You small, low life piece of shit…Had i had even the smallest inkling that you were who you actually are i would have fled. You are exactly what shames real men. IGNORANT, POORLY BRED, PRACTICALLY ILLITERATE, NO AMBITION, NO CLASS, YELLING ALL THE TIME, SHITBAG, You SHOULD HAVE BEEN SKEETED OUT onto YOUR NO GOOD MAMA’S CHEST, as opposed to being born and not ABORTED. The slag whore who shit you out should have been placed at the top of a stairwell and kicked in the back, so as to tumble to the bottom, thus ending the trip with a MOST appropriate miscarriage. You should have slid down her filthy leg and into the gutter where you belong. I hate that i met you and fell for all the bullshit you shoveled….You were lying when you said that you were Someone. You were lying when you said you cared about politics and family and being better…. You lied about how you were raised and your education level, you were lying when you said you had had a good upbringing and that you intended to raise your children in the same way. I ended up with a no account loud asshole who is only good for a tiny paycheck and an annual tax refund that the poor are given. I FUCKING HATE YOU. I’m only here in this hell of a life until the kids are off to college and well clear of MY bad choice and your SELF. Fear not asshole, I blame me too, for my misery. I was lonely, I was stupid I didn’t listen to those who knew better and tried to warn me off you. I thought I was good enough and smart enough and strong enough to bring you into a place where we could build and be successful as a family…

Here’s the thing, it’s alright. Because the Best of you was combined with the best of me, sprinkled with grace or cell division or whatever, and two of the best, most beautiful, kind and wonderful people Happened AND they are SO worth all this small petty shit. An average lifetime for a woman is around 76, my youngest is already 12 therefore I’m looking at only 6 years which means i will be only 42 years old when i can bid you adieu and move forward into a bright and shiny future that I can enjoy either alone, or with a pet or two. Good luck with your future….

The kids hear you every time you swear and carry on and bring slang up in conversation, they, I’m sure notice, when you wear new clothes and have a haircut and Mom is running around in her Two good outfits, to parent teacher night and the honor roll ceremonies, and the speech therapist and the doctor’s appointments ad nauseum. The lucky part for you asshole, is that I will never, ever say words to them that makes them feel as though half of them is begotten by a hateful asshole. You, Dickhead, will forever be spoken of in positive and important terms…but you and I know the truth don’t we? Good luck in 10 years bitch!!!

• Fast Food Restaurants Permitted Children: As hard as it is to believe, even though children were not allowed to drink alcohol or buy tobacco, they were permitted to eat in unhealthy fast-food restaurants. In fact, they were encouraged to do so, by advertising and family. Parents who loved their children and wanted them to grow to be strong and healthy would inexplicably take them regularly to dine on obesity-promoting food and beverages loaded with sugar and fat and salt. There were even special selections designed for minors (“Happy Meals,” some were called) that were akin to miniature packages of cigarettes that contained toys. These items helped hook them on unhealthy lifestyles from an early age. Eventually these restaurants were made off-limits to minors the same way bars were.

“I went broke to be honest.”

WEIRD INVESTMENT GREAT RETURN (NYC)

I am looking for an investor for 25K. I play poker. I am willing to pay back 50K within 60 days. We can start with 300 online. If you like my results within 24-48 hours, we talk about 25K. If that sounds fair, let’s talk. I am real. I am in NYC. We can meet in midtown. Send your phone number. Only serious inq. I sell real estate as well. I went broke to be honest. Hey, it is what it is. Now it’s time to grind. If you invest we open a bank account with both our names. You will be informed every time I play, the results–profits or losses–put in a spreadsheet daily like a business because that’s what this is and should be treated as such. Full transparency every step of the way. Contact me. You will be glad you did. I guarantee it!!!!!!!!!!

“I won’t sex every one.”

Rats, live or frozen–100!!! – $175 (Pick up Queens)

“It was well known that the divorced lonely ladies were there.”

Where the horny old ladies at? (Eltingville)

Remember Kent’s East on Forest Avenue across from the Staaten? When I was in my twenties that was where I went to get laid. It was well known that the divorced lonely ladies were there. Then for the next twenty years it was Hedges/The Bistro for horny older women.

Now “older” ladies are my age, and I don’t know where they go anymore.

“For my senior project I’m doing a profile on sperm donors.”

Sperm Donors!!! (NYC)

Hey Guys.

I’m a senior at SUNY Purchase. For my senior project I’m doing a profile on sperm donors. Can any of you help me?!!!! I’m looking for donors, or anyone who tried to donate but wasn’t picked.

Your name will NOT be used in my article. I’m going to call you by a number. I just want to know about your experience and the process.If we talk and you decide not to be interviewed, that’s ok I’ll back off.

Best Wishes

“I know that there must really be a way.”

help me find a shrinking potion (reno nv)

im looking for a real, working way to shrink. i know its very strange, but im serious, and i know that there must really be a way. i would like to shrink myself to 3inches tall. no joke. lol. im a 24 year old male. id do anything, anything to get a hold of something that really honestly works. thank you!

“Anchor finds himself enchanted by Grace Anne.”

WANNA GREAT CHRISTMAS IDEA FOR YOUR FAVORITE BOOK LOVER???? WELL, REFUSE TO SINK IS YOUR ANSWER! 

I PROMISE YOU WILL BE ENTHRALLED!! “REFUSE TO SINK” touches on the after life, dealing with the loss of a parent, living with regret and gaining of personal strength from all the enchanting characters involved.

“There are many versions of THE LOVE STORY. Most of them start with the epic first encounter, then progress to the first kiss, sex and hopefully a happy ending after they overcome a certain obstacle that SHOULD tear them apart. Simple and done before, over and over. Well, this story is a bit different. It’s a story that is filled with personal realization, pain, grief, hilarity, and above all romance. I, honestly, got the inspiration to write this, gem of a book, while browsing online one day. I accidently came across a picture that simply read “LETS GO TO THE CITY AND FALL IN LOVE”. After that it’s like the whole story flowed through me and spilled out through my fingers like a river, until it was finished.” -D.C GARRIOTT-

“REFUSE TO SINK” by. D.C GARRIOTT

-HE LOST EVERYTHING, TO FIND HIS EVERYTHING-

In the aftermath of suddenly losing his father, Anchor is faced with a huge responsibilities to uphold. His family which includes his younger brother, Chance. As well as his disgraceful mother, Wynna.

Anchor is compelled to carry on despite the unfortunate turn of events. Anchor embarks forward with intentions of a novel life when he inevitably encounters Grace Anne. Anchor, unexpectedly, is caught of guard by Grace Anne. She affectionately lulls his sorrows with her whimsical ambitions, replacing Anchors heartache with a passionate love. Anchor finds himself enchanted by Grace Anne. While she has aspiring hopes of living in the city, Anchor is apprehensive of their impending future and is torn between true love the obstacle that could eventually tear them apart.

This story is very enthralling and at the most magically enchanting. To watch these characters develop their love through the toughest of situations is something we all should attempt to obtain.

The main characters, Anchor and Grace Anne are very accomplished and remarkable. The ending twist will blow you away and electrify your love of reading again!

This story is TRULY UNFORGETTABLE!

“Innocent teacher.”

To the man who stole my bike last night (Astoria)

Fuck you! You low life piece of shit. Just because you are too poor to purchase a bike of your own doesn’t give you the right to steal someones personal property. Get a job you lazy mother fucker.

I pray that you witness every member of your family suffering.

I hope your daughter will contract AIDS and become pregnant with a baby that also has AIDS. Then you will watch her slowly die in pain and agony. I hope that your son gets cancer or leukemia or some other painful terminal disease. I hope that you have to pay for him to go to hospice and watch helplessly as he fades away. I hope that your wife cheats on you because she no longer wants to fuck a tiny dick and wants a real man. I want you to suffer as she takes it in the pussy, ass and mouth and finally orgasms after all these years faking it with you. You pathetic excuse for a man. I hope that your parents, if they are still alive, are mugged in their own homes. I hope your father watches as your mother is slapped around by some robbers and cries because he is too old and weak to save her. I hope that your father gets sick and can no longer stay in his house. I hope that he goes to a horrible nursing home where the nurses miss treat him and leave him to wallow in his own filth.

I hope that you are alive and well to witness all of this. And if your son, daughter, wife, or parents ever ask you why? “Why did this happen to us?” You can tell them it is because their father/husband/son is a piece of shit human being that stole a hard working innocent teacher’s bike.

Have a good day.

“Please send me a mail.”

I need somebody from Serbia to give me information about a Pop Star (New York)

Hello, I need somebody from Serbia or Montenegro, Croatia or any other surrounding country to give me information about a Serbia pop star, need to know how famous she is, is she´s the bad girl pop star (like Lindsay Lohan) or the good girl pop star (like Hillary Duff) stuff like that… please send me a mail and help me with that if you’re from Serbia or any other surrounding country I also want to know about important Serbian magazines to sell pictures of this pop star.

Thank you.

“For a school project.”

Do you have Bed Bugs & Stink Bugs – $5 (NYC)

Need live Bed Bugs & Stink Bugs for a School Project.Must be in a safe clear containers (storage containers, clean medicine bottles, etc.) where they can breathe but not escape

Bedbugs – 10 or more per container $5per container

Stink Bugs – 5 or more per container $10per container

If you have the bugs but do not have safe containers and are in NYC or Bronx, contact me.

“We will probably be drinking.”

Experienced Dungeon Master – $15 (Williamsburg)

Hello,

Me and about 4-5 of my 24-27 year old friends have decided to try Dungeons and Dragons. We have never played before or even seen the game played. We have some idea of how the game should be played but need an experienced DM to lead us through our first game.

A DM that has all the required equipment would be nice, as we have nothing. A DM that could answer our questions about D&D would be great as well (i.e. whats the difference between D&D3.5 and 4.0?)

Also: the DM should be patient and have a thick-skin, we will probably be drinking, laughing, teasing eachother and may not be 100% focused on playing D&D the “traditional” way (i.e. there is a solid chance that a player may want to take unusual actions such as “ram a beer” or “slap that other player in the face”), so we would appreciate a DM with a sense of humor.

I would love to have a phone conversation with a potential DM to understand what we need to do before game-day as well as ask some questions.

Compensation will be somewhere between $10-$15 an hour and includes free pizza and beer or some other form of food/libation. If you feel strongly that you deserve higher compensation, I would be happy to hear you out.