“Did The Bikini Underwear Effectively Hide Their Thunder?”

December 5, 2012 in Excerpts, Urban Studies | Permalink

“9-9-9.”

An essential figure in the lives of stoners and pornographers alike, the pizza delivery guy is a revered member of our fat, dumb culture. One such worker just did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit to talk about his hard-knock life, though he should be happy he isn’t a flight attendant. A few excerpts follow.

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Question:

Best experience that sticks out in your mind? 

Answer:

Laughing so hard that I cried after delivering to a porn shoot.

Question:

What did they order??

Answer:

3 MEAT LOVERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Not even kidding.

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Question:

Worst thing someone was wearing when they answered the door? 

Answer:

I’ve had drunk dudes wearing bikini underwear answer the door before. That was awkward.

Question:

Did the bikini underwear effectively hide their thunder?

Answer:

Thankfully, yes.

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Question:

Is it true that people with lower incomes/smaller houses generally tip better?

Answer:

Yes. Never really had a bad tip from that demographic.

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Question:

Hey man, I just moved to the area and stuff, don’t know many people yet. …you know where I can get some weed?

Answer:

LOL.

“Keep the change.”