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“It was well known that the divorced lonely ladies were there.”

Where the horny old ladies at? (Eltingville)

Remember Kent’s East on Forest Avenue across from the Staaten? When I was in my twenties that was where I went to get laid. It was well known that the divorced lonely ladies were there. Then for the next twenty years it was Hedges/The Bistro for horny older women.

Now “older” ladies are my age, and I don’t know where they go anymore.