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"Do you remember the days when people got up to manually turn the channels on their TVs? Nobody does that any more, and nobody would want to go back." (Image by Michael Femia.)

Jeffrey A. Trachtenberg of the Wall Street Journal interviewed author Stephen King on the future of e-books and physical books. A few excerpts:

The Wall Street Journal: Do we get the same reading experience with e-books?

Stephen King: I don’t know. I think it changes the reading experience, that it’s a little more ephemeral. And it’s tougher if you misplace a character. But I downloaded one 700-page book onto my Kindle that I was using for research. It didn’t have an index, but I was able to search by key words. And that’s something no physical book can do.

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The Wall Street Journal: What about people who love physical books?

Stephen King: I’m one of them. I have thousands of books in my house. In a weird way, it’s embarrassing. I recently downloaded Ken Follett’s “Fall of Giants,” but I also bought a copy to put on the shelf. I want books as objects. It’s crazy, but there are people who collect stamps, too.

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The Wall Street Journal: How much time do you spend reading digitally?

Stephen King: It’s approaching half of what I read. I recently bought a print edition of Henning Mankell’s Faceless Killers and the type was too small. A paper book is an object with a nice cover. You can swat flies with it, you can put it on the shelf. Do you remember the days when people got up to manually turn the channels on their TVs? Nobody does that any more, and nobody would want to go back. This is just something that is going to happen.

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A judge explains the laws that allow for gleaning in France. In New York City, items taken from the trash are called “mongo,” and the practice is strictly prohibited, though the ban is rarely enforced.

From night-soil men in Victorian England to rag pickers in fin de siècle New York to centuries of gleaners on French farms and vineyards, people have long improved their lot in life by collecting the waste of others. French New Wave legend Agnes Varda, in a contemplative mood about her own mortality, seeking a sense of regeneration, trained her cameras for this artsy documentary on a variety of people who glean and reuse discarded items.

Varda visits rustic farms and urban markets in France, where she meets gypsies who collect unwanted produce to feed themselves, artists who find thrown-away items to utilize in their work and well-employed people who glean on principle, disgusted by the waste of modern society. “They’re like presents left on the street,” says one artist, turning other people’s trash into his treasure. “It’s like Christmas.” And it truly is remarkable the high level of food, furniture and finery that these determined foragers find for free.

But Varda isn’t merely interested in the hunt and the quarry recovered–she’s just as fascinated by the inspiration fueling each search. In a Parisian market, she meets an incredibly intelligent if awkward soul who gleans almost all his food from vendors’ scraps, which gives him the strength to teach free language courses to immigrants in a shelter basement. He’s gained sustenance from the so-called garbage, and the director, grown weary with age, gains the same from his nobility.• 

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Lithuanian Antanas Kontrimas holds the world record for heaviest weight lifted with a beard. He hoisted a girl to earn the record. (Image by Tozujoze.)

Apart from ice hockey, the only thing Canada has proven to be good at has been winning the monthly Afflictor Nation championship. That award goes to the foreign country that sends the most unique visitors to our idiotic site, and cold-as-fuck Canada has been the titleholder for four months running. But your reign is over, Canada, as some upstarts climbed the standings this month.

Until a couple days ago, the likely winner seemed to be Kuwait. And since Kuwait has the most liberal press laws of any Arab state, we were really pulling for that country. But Lithuania came on strong over the weekend and was ultimately the easy winner. Lithuania is used to global prominence since it was a world power as recently as the 14th-century. And now just seven centuries later it has returned to the winner’s circle as leader of Afflictor Nation. Congratulations!

October’s Afflictor Nation Top 5

  1. Lithuania
  2. Kuwait
  3. Canada
  4. Netherlands
  5. Mexico

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Injected what into what? (Image by Hans Hillewaert.)

What were the search engine keyphrases sending traffic to Afflictor this week? It was the usual mix of the inane and the inspired. Keyphrases are linked to the posts that attracted the searches to the site.

Afflictor: On the receiving end of orangutan sneers since 2009.

Momentary look of guilt before a wave of utter defiance. (Thanks Reddit.)

Art Deco elevators at the Empire State Building. (Image by Fletcher6.)

Thanks to Newmark’s Door for pointing me in the direction of Robert Krulwich’s NPR blog which reveals, with the help of science writer Mary Roach, the best way to survive if you are in an elevator that plunges. An excerpt:

“What should you do? Jump? Squat? Lie Down? You want to know before it happens because when the moment comes you are not going to have time to go to the library.

Here’s an answer: It popped up in a footnote on the bottom of page 133 in Mary Roach’s latest (and very charming) book, Packing for Mars.

[T]he best way to survive in a falling elevator is to lie down on your back. Sitting is bad but better than standing, because buttocks are nature’s safety foam. Muscle and fat are compressible: they help absorb the G forces of the impact.

As for jumping up in the air just before the elevator hits bottom, it only delays the inevitable. Plus, then you might be squatting when you hit. In a 1960 Civil Aeromedical Research Institute study, squatting on a drop platform caused ‘severe knee pain’ at relatively low G forces. ‘Apparently the flexor muscles … acted as a fulcrum to pry open the knee joint,’ the researchers noted with interest and no apparent remorse.”

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Inmates favored Flannery O'Connor because her cover photo made her look "kind of busted up."

Avi Steinberg, a Harvard graduate with no direction in life, answered a Craigslist ad and became a librarian to male and female prison inmates in Boston. He learned what writers prisoners most like–Anne Frank, Sylvia Plath, Martina Cole–but also that maybe literacy can’t heal all deep-seated problems. He’s written about his experience in Running the Books: The Adventures of an Accidental Prison Librarian. (Thanks to Marginal Revolution.) An excerpt from a Guardian article about the book:

“Steinberg’s experiences seem to have made him somewhat wary of the notion that books have the power to transform – not least after the occasion when he was mugged in a park by an ex-con who boasted that he’d still got two overdue titles that Steinberg had issued to him. ‘Transformation was not necessarily the main story,’ he reflects. ‘It happened in some instances but they were notable exceptions. Prisoners weren’t there to transform themselves, or be transformed – but they would still come to the library.'”

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"Serious replies only." (Image by Elsie esq.)

I need urine!

I need a pregnant chick’s urine…

Serious replies only. Need it ASAP!

    How come it’s always male Japanese scientists working on female robots? (Thanks Reddit.)

    Old Polytechnic: kidnappings, beatings, riots, etc.

    Freshmen and sophomores at Polytechnic Institute in Brooklyn had a Christmas tradition, right around 1900, of kidnapping and beating the snot out of one another–and the police and press seemed to find it amusing. This school desperately needed to go co-ed and fast. In the December 18, 1902 edition of the Brooklyn Daily Eagle, that year’s “festivities” were detailed. An excerpt:

    “Two Poly freshmen were pounced upon by a crowd of sophs at the Polytechnic Institute on Livingston street this morning and before their classmates could come to their assistance they were kidnapped.

    Tonight these freshmen will be made to sit in a corner and eat bread and milk at the Arena, in Thirty-second street, Manhattan, where the sophs will hold their annual Christmas dinner. They will also be made to sing and do other stunts for the entertainment of the class of 1905.

    The kidnapping of these freshmen led to a general mix up of the sophomores and freshmen this afternoon at the institute. The fight started in the building but members of the faculty interfered and ordered the boys to the street.

    Polytechnic's Electrostatic Laboratory, site of scientific discovery and brazen kidnappings.

    A minute later all the available freshmen were being walloped in the street by the sophs. The fighting became so rough that policemen were summoned and stopped it.

    When the policemen arrived three of the freshmen were tied up, and the sophs claim they would have been kidnapped had not the cops interfered.

    ‘Go on down there in the alley and have it out, boys,’ advised one of the cops, and a dozen eager sophs signified their willingness to accept this advice, but the freshmen claimed they were outnumbered.

    ‘Wait until to-morrow,’ said a florid, cheeked and red haired freshman, with a mashed hat and disheveled necktie. ‘We’ll kidnap the entire class of ’05 when our men get together.’

    The sophs gave the defeated leader the laugh. The cops and the crowd, including some of the Packer girls, joined in the twitting of the routed army of freshmen, and seemed to enjoy the scrap immensely.

    ‘It’s a shame to stop this, boys,’ said the policemen. ‘Clarke’s men don’t sweep the asphalt half as clean as you boys.'”

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    "The one advantage though of having to deal with such primitive little shits is that they don't ask stupid questions about the Algonquin." (Image by Bain News Service.)

    From the always interesting Letters of Note comes this missive that Dorothy Parker wrote in the early 1960s when she was teaching at CalTech. The students were apparently not the best and the brightest, at least in Parker’s estimation. An excerpt:

    “I am horrified to think what a pig I have been about writing, but it honestly is no reflection of lack of thought or love. I have been busy teaching a class at Cal Tech. The term just ended and I am celebrating my manumission by writing to you. The students there are a grievous lot, hopeless, unattractive, and not even young. I threw my hands up the second week when one of the brighter lights defended Peyton Place as a work of substance and value. The one advantage though of having to deal with such primitive little shits is that they don’t ask stupid questions about the Algonquin. They have apparently never heard of the hotel or me.”

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    Actress Patricia Rendleman does her cellulite exercises.

    A good raconteur like Ross McElwee never sticks to the “script” when a better story comes along. Case in point: his idiosyncratic 1986 documentary, Sherman’s March, in which the filmmaker planned to retrace the fateful  footsteps of General William Tecumseh Sherman, the Union commander who had lived in and loved the South yet cut a wide swath of devastation through Dixie during the Civil War. But then McElwee’s girlfriend dumped him just as he was about to begin filming and his quest became more of a personal one–an attempt to shake up his romantic life in the region where he was born and raised.

    It might sound narcissistic for someone to sweep aside the carnage of war to focus on his own aching heart, but the result captures so much about the wry and unexpected nature of the South that it’s hard to argue with the decision. McElwee films himself spending time with a wide array of unpredictable belles: singers, actresses, Mormon schoolteachers, survivalists, linguists and lawyers. Some are old girlfriends that the North Carolina native is revisiting and some are women he meets along the way. Yes, there’s also Burt Reynolds and a Burt Reynolds impersonator, but mostly it’s about the women. While McElwee and his dates don’t do as much damage as Sherman, by the time his sojourn is complete the director’s heart could use a body bag and a 21-gun salute..

    At one point, McElwee’s cantankerous old teacher and longtime friend Charleen Swansea insists he put down his camera. “You’re using it as a hedge, as something to hide behind,” she says, ordering him to find a nice Southern woman to marry. But it’s really more complicated than that. McElwee had relocated to the Northeast years before and feels like a stranger in a strange land when he goes home. Like Sherman himself, the director is familiar with the terrain but gradually realizes he can never belong to it again. (Available from Netflix and other outlets.)

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    Guns aren’t just for killing people anymore. (Thanks Reddit.)

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    In 2004, when Bubba was still a fat, ruddy bastard.

    Bill Clinton is on a strict vegan diet these days, which is bad news for certain restaurants. According to an amusing article by David Segal in the New York Times, eateries where the former President has stuffed his piehole continue to benefit from his visit for years. An excerpt:

    Bill Clinton has dined at Bukhara, an upscale restaurant in New Delhi, on just two occasions, but the afterglow of those visits has never worn off. The clientele, it seems, won’t let it.

    Since that first meal, in 2000, so many customers have uttered some variation of ‘Give us what the president had,’ that the restaurant has started serving a mixed-meat sampler — a one-off prepared for Mr. Clinton and his guests — as a nightly special. The Bill Clinton platter, as it is known, is an aromatic spread of mixed meats, lentils and oven-baked bread.

    Price: 5,000 rupees, or about $110.

    For those who can’t handle that much minced lamb and chicken tandoori, a night at Bukhara can still have a Clintonian cast. Just ask for ‘the Clinton table,’ the six-seater said to be Mr. Clinton’s perch of choice in the middle of the restaurant, with an unhindered view of the open-air kitchen.

    But be sure to call ahead.”

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    Not the sukkah from the Craigslist ad, but it is a pretty damned nice sukkah. (Image by RonAlmog.)

    Sukkah for sale – $200 (Flushing 11367)

    My family has outgrown our tubular 8 x 6 sukkah. We need an 8 x 8. Willing to barter. Comes with schach.

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    "A researcher using tweezers located and removed the problem: a 2-in. long moth."

    Longform posted a link to a 1984 cover story from Time magazine about the growing importance of software designed for personal computers. It’s a pretty standard story of the era, but it contains one interesting fact: It explains how the phrase “computer bug” was coined. Maybe everyone else on the planet knows this story, but I didn’t. An excerpt:

    Grace Hopper, one of the pioneer programmers, created COBOL (COmmon Business-Oriented Language), which is the most widely used programming language for mainframe computers.

    Now 77, Hopper works at the U.S. Navy’s computer center in Washington. Since the 1982 retirement of Admiral Hyman Rickover at 82, Commodore Hopper is the Navy’s oldest officer on active duty.

    She gets credit for coining the name of a ubiquitous computer phenomenon: the bug. In August 1945, while she and some associates were working at Harvard on an experimental machine called the Mark I, a circuit malfunctioned. A researcher using tweezers located and removed the problem: a 2-in. long moth. Hopper taped the offending insect into her logbook. Says she: ‘From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.’

    (The moth is still under tape along with records of the experiment at the U.S. Naval Surface Weapons Center in Dahlgren, Va.)”

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    Richard Henne, the jackass Balloon Boy dad, has apparently invented an inane product called Bear Scratch, which is a scratching post for humans with itchy backs. The infomercial is actually dumber and scarier then pretending  your child has been carried off by a runaway balloon. Thanks Los Angeles Times.

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    Margaret Thatcher gets the fun-house treatment from Lola Dupré.

    Scottish visual artist Lola Dupré distorts images of historical figures and contemporary celebrities to create spectacularly deranged, provocative and funny portraits. Check out her photostream.  (Thanks to Boing Boing.) An excerpt from an interview Dupré did with Hi-Fructose:

    “I find humour to be an important aspect of my work, especially when working with an image that is already very well known. The resulting manipulated image has an almost automatic sense of humour to it.

    When I work on an image, the result is almost like a circus freak or a clown’s make-up: a distorted version of reality where the reality is still visible. This creates, in my opinion, either humour or horror. I am happy to express and elicit both, as this is a reflection of the reality of our lives and something we should talk about.”

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    I’m too poor of voice and self-conscious in nature to perform karaoke, but I love watching amateurs sing their hearts out, even more than I like listening to a lot of professional singers. I think what gets me is that karaoke is a chance for people to show a sincerity that is often otherwise discouraged in life. Watch this gentleman sing Bridge Over Troubled Water (in what’s likely not his first language). How many pros have this level of commitment and passion?

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    "Tom's death sentence was passed upon him some time ago, and the execution was carried out with great secrecy." (Image by TheWB.)

    I fear making Afflictor into a pachyderm graveyard, having already posted about the executions of Old Timey elephants Topsy and Big Mary, but I found an interesting story in the October 3, 1902 edition of the Brooklyn Daily Eagle, with the subtitle: “Six Hundred Grains of Cyanide of Potassium Given to Him in Buckets of Bran.” It seems Tom the Trick Elephant, who had previously been a performer for P.T. Barnum, had grown unpredictably violent in the Central Park Zoo, and it was determined that he needed to be put down. An excerpt from the sad and colorful details:

    “Whistling a lively tune but with a sad heart and an effort, to keep the tears from his eyes, Billy Snyder, the elephant trainer at the Central Park Zoo, this morning fed two buckets of bran mush to Tom, the world famous trick elephant, and in just fifty-six minutes the big beast lay stiff and stark upon the floor of his cage. For many years Snyder had carried Tom’s breakfast to him, and he said afterward that he felt guilty this morning when he gave the beast poison in his food–600 grains of cyanide of potassium. Tom made a brave struggle against death, but could not withstand the powerful drug.

    Tom’s death sentence was passed upon him some time ago, and the execution was carried out with great secrecy. Only a small audience witnessed the killing of the famous beast, the general public being kept  in ignorance of the time for the execution. Those present were Parks Commissioner Wilcox, Director Smith of the zoo,  Dr. Edward N. Leavy, the park veterinary, Drs. Morill and Fisher, nerve specialists, Keepers Bill Snyder, Pete Shannon and John Rowley, chief of the taxidermy department of the American Museum of Natural History.

    The bran tasted funny. (Image by Sklmsta.)

    Those invited to the execution arrived at the arsenal at 8:30 o’clock and went to Director Smith’s office. From there they went to the elephant house and waited outside until the poison had been administered. For the last week Keeper Snyder  has been feeding Tom two buckets of bran every morning at 9 o’clock, containing some foreign substance, generally corn or barley. This was to get the animal used to change, for elephants are very intelligent and suspicious, and Director Smith did not want the experiment to fail. At just 8:44 o’clock Snyder and Chief Rowley entered the elephant house went into Tom’s cage. The big beast was chained by the fore and hind feet. Snyder walked up to him and patted him gently on the trunk. Snyder was whistling merrily when he entered the cage, but there was a tone of sadness in his voice when he called out: ‘Here’s your breakfast, Tom.’

    Just six minutes after the last pail had been fed to Tom he suddenly rolled over and fell on his left side, snapping off the left tusk as he fell. Those who were witnessing the execution thought that death was coming without a struggle, and one of them had just remarked that ‘it was all over’ when the beast arose to his feet again. Tom staggered as if intoxicated and his huge body swayed from side to side. He began to trumpet loudly, his tail swished nervously and he was plainly feeling the effects of the deadly poison. Then he had three falls in rapid succession, but he recovered each time and stood on his feet again. ‘He’s a hard one to kill,’ remarked Snyder.

    At 9:12 o’clock there came a spasm which foretold death, and the big eyes closed and Tom lay there in semi-comatose condition for some minutes without moving a muscle. It was not until 9:40, just fifty-six minutes after the poison was administered, that Dr. Leavy, who had entered the cage, pronounced Tom dead.

    ‘Tom tried to kill me more than once,’ said Snyder, ‘but I don’t hold nothing against him. Anyway, I’m glad it’s over, for we were good friends once.'”

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    "These skewers prevent the eater from getting their hands covered in buttery filth."

    NEW!! 10 pc. Corn Skewers – $1 (NNJ)

    Be a hit this Thanksgiving with your guests with these awesome corn skewers. Also great for barbecues, these skewers prevent the eater from getting their hands covered in buttery filth while trying to enjoy their corn. A great buy at a great price.

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    New DVD: Mother

    Hye-ja Kim also played a character named "Mother" in a 1999 South Korean film called "Mayonnaise."

    Maternal love knows no bounds in Joon-ho Bong’s haunting new murder mystery, Mother. Not quite on par with the South Korean director’s 2003 masterwork, Memories of a Murder, it’s still a powerful drama about the distance one woman will go to clear her son of a crime she knows he didn’t commit.

    Yoon Do-joon (Bin Won) is a grown man but mentally challenged in some unspecified way. His eagle-eyed acupuncturist Mother (Hye-ja Kim) seems to watch over him far too carefully, but her worry is justified when a schoolgirl is murdered and Do-joon is the leading suspect. He is subsequently arrested and charged with the slaying. Unable to get the help she needs from police and lawyers, Mother decides to conduct her own investigation, at first fitfully and then obsessively. She is eventually aided by Do-joon’s friend, Jin-tae (Ku Jin), who enjoys playing the strong-armed detective a little too much. Together they try to piece together dark elements from the slain girl’s past which may point to the real killer.

    You may see the main plot twist coming, but Bong’s films are so affecting not so much for reveals but for his deft ability to shift tone and mash up genres. In one scene, Mother is summoned to a bar to meet a high-powered lawyer she believes can clear her son. He is half-drunk and flanked by call girls as he explains a plea deal to her. When she hesitates to accept, he begins to scream wildly into a karaoke microphone at the frightened woman. It’s a bizarre bit of grotesque comic horror that speaks so clearly to everything Mother is feeling inside. (Available from Netflix and other outlets.)

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    The invention that made Greg Kihn music portable. (Image by Kafziel.)

    Twenty-two years before Apple’s iPod started a personal music revolution, Sony caused one of its own with the Walkman. First produced in 1979, the radio-cassette player became ubiquitous, eventually selling more than 400 million units. Understandably, Sony has just announced it will cease producing the Walkman, though a Chinese company will continue manufacturing and selling the item in Asia and the Middle East. Serkan Toto of CrunchGear has the story. (Thanks HuffPo.) An excerpt:

    “Truth be told, I wasn’t aware Sony was still producing cassette Walkmans. But the company today announced it will stop manufacturing and selling these devices in Japan – after 30 years. Sony says the final lot was shipped to retailers in April this year, and once the last units are sold, there will be no cassette Walkmans from big S anymore.

    The first Walkman was produced in 1979. The picture shows the TPS-L2, the world’s first portable (mass-produced) stereo, which went on sale in Japan on July 1 that year and was later exported to the US, Europe and other places. Sony says that they managed to sell over 400 million Walkmans worldwide until March 2010, and exactly 200,020,000 of those were cassette-based models.”

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    A nutritious meal and no need for a babysitter. He ain’t goin’ nowhere. (Thanks Reddit.)

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