"These skewers prevent the eater from getting their hands covered in buttery filth."
NEW!! 10 pc. Corn Skewers – $1 (NNJ)
Be a hit this Thanksgiving with your guests with these awesome corn skewers. Also great for barbecues, these skewers prevent the eater from getting their hands covered in buttery filth while trying to enjoy their corn. A great buy at a great price.
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