"If it shoots, stabs or goes with it, I'll buy it." (Image by Kafziel.)
I buy Flags, Rifles, Helmets, Swords & other Military items!
Do you have old rifles (any long-barrels: muskets, flintlocks, breach-loaders, etc), swords, bayonets, flags, uniforms, medals, helmets or ANY war stuff collecting dust in your house? Grandpas WW2 relics? Nazi stuff that’s just too creepy to display? Great Uncle’s string of ears he cut off at Okinawa that scares your kids? Hitler’s personal mustache comb? Dad’s massive collection of guns that he collected for fighting “commies”? Pile of rusty shotguns in your garage? Propeller of a Viet Cong plane stuck in your attic?
Sell it to me! I’m not a store, so there’s no waiting on paperwork and arguing, I don’t need to know why do you have a Romanian WW2 tank in your basement collecting dust, I just want it!
Russian Imperial or German pre-1945 items are always bought at top price! US Propaganda ww2 posters, original photographs, even coins, I’ll give you an offer on ALMOST EVERYTHING!
If it shoots, stabs or goes with it, I’ll buy it. I come to you anywhere in NY, always pay in CASH and I am discreet and professional.
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