Not the sukkah from the Craigslist ad, but it is a pretty damned nice sukkah. (Image by RonAlmog.)

Sukkah for sale – $200 (Flushing 11367)

My family has outgrown our tubular 8 x 6 sukkah. We need an 8 x 8. Willing to barter. Comes with schach.

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