- Classic DVD: The Gleaners and I (2000).
- Strange, Small & Forgotten Films: Last Night (1998).
- Old Print Articles: Awful Story of Cannibalism (1898) + Freakish European fraternal clubs (1901).
- Recently Posted on NYC’s Craigslist: Saddam Hussein memorabilia + Free hay + Selling ugly-ass piece of furniture + Gypsy pastor is robbing you blind.
- Gigantic mailbox in Times Square in 1961.
- Featured Video: The K-Tel Record Selector + Rock singer gets voice lessons + World’s largest record collection + Dong Kingman in NYC’s Chinatown (1954) + Sharp LC-8 Calculator (1971) + Rube Goldberg greatness.
- Excerpted: The Eclectic History of the United States (1881).
- Gleaned: A 1997 Paris Review that recalls the final days of Samuel Beckett.
- Sophie Crumb discusses her oddball genius dad, R. Crumb.
- Steven Johnson on the importance of physical density in urban environments.
- Economist Tyler Cowen analyzes Tuesday’s election results.
- Election Day in NYC in 1860.
- Stephen King on the rise of the e-book.
- NYC’s 311 phone center gets its 10,000,000th call.
- Thirteen-year-old social marketing whiz opines.
- Closing the racial divide at National Parks.
- The prison industry’s role in Arizona immigration law.
- This week’s Afflictor keyphrase searches.
- Afflictor Nation: We crown a new champion!
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“The Contraption” is three minutes of brilliant chain reactions by Tom Baynham and Ben Tyers, both of whom studied Manufaturing Engineering at Cambridge.
Tags: Ben Tyers, Rube Goldberg, Tom Baynham
For some reason, there was a stamp-selling booth shaped like a gigantic mailbox in Times Square in 1961. Just because it was fun, I guess. In this image from the New York World-Telegram & Sun, Assistant Postmaster Aquiline F. Weierich dispenses stamps to actresses Millette Alexander and Louise King, and nightclub entertainer Ted Lewis.
Tags: Aquiline F. Weierich, Louise King, Millette Alexander, Ted Lewis
A 13-year-old social media wunderkind from Massachusetts named Lane Sutton has been the subject of a couple of articles on boston.com. He runs his own website and uses words like “exponential.” Kids are being encouraged to be the next Mark Zuckerberg, and no one seems alarmed. (Thanks Newmark’s Door.) An excerpt from an article about him:
“Lane Sutton is tweeting from the second row of a social media conference at the Microsoft campus here in Kendall Square. He’s armed with an iPad and iPhone, and a consulting pitch he can deliver in a smooth minute.
Oh, yeah, and his mom’s sitting beside him. Sutton is 13.
‘We live in exponential times,’ he types in a Twitter post, quoting from the slide presentation. He adds, ‘The Internet is a place to meet, learn, act, react, and transact.’’
People are paying attention to this eighth-grader from Framingham, with his mop of dark, wavy hair and glasses. A budding entrepreneur and self-described geek (better than nerd, he says) Sutton runs www.KidCriticUSA.com, where he reviews restaurants, movies, gadgets, and books.
Hollywood A-lister Tom Cruise and more than 2,500 others follow him on Twitter; executives make time for him (like the head of online retailer Zappos); and his customer service gripe to Steve Jobs reaped a response from an assistant to the Apple chief executive.”
Tags: Lane Sutton
In this Sunday’s Times Magazine, Deborah Solomon takes a break from disemboweling the Lorraine Braccos of the world to interview artist Sophie Crumb, who discusses a new book of her work and her famous (and infamous) father, R. Crumb. An excerpt from the Q&A:
“Deborah Solomon: You make him sound nurturing, but his most famous character and alter ego, Fritz the Cat, is a selfish, pot-smoking tomcat who is fond of orgies.
Sophie Crumb: Ewww. My dad is not like that to me at all, ever. We didn’t have orgies. He’s different toward me than he is with other people. Gentler. He’s the one who played Barbies with me. We had a name and a personality for each Barbie, and he gave each one a tone of voice.
Deborah Solomon: Is he attentive in other ways? Does he cook?
Sophie Crumb: He can’t do anything, except draw and play. He can’t drive. He can’t swim. He’s totally dyslexic. He’s left-handed. He can hardly see. He’s practically blind; his glasses are an inch thick. My mom did all the practical stuff, and she also drew. She had to be ‘the dad,’ the active, practical person.”
Tags: Deborah Solomon, Lorraine Bracco, R. Crumb, Sophie Crumb
GYPSY PASTOR’S ROBBING U BLIND (Midtown East)
pastor’s !! , pastor roony in florida. his son has ran away with someone else’s wife for the second time and roony refuses to step him down for a month or two !! he also does not want to pay the GLOBAH until after the holiday’s ! y after the holidays ? because he is waiting to collect from the congregation u know all u hard working fortune telling gypsy’s who think it is ok to tell fortune and and give your tithe’s to roony and you’ll be alright, read chapter 6 galation’s verse’s 7 8, “do not be decieved GOD cannot be mocked, a man reaps what he sows . the one who sows to please his sinful nature from that nature will reap destruction.the one who sows to please the spirit from the spirit will reap eternal life.so why are you still doing this. it come’s down to your minister not doing such a good job! look at yourself have you really stopped lying ? have you really stopped stealing ? have you stopped being jealous. have you stopped cursing/ drinking/lying/ look at yourself and just tell the truth ! in regard to the PASTOR, the bible say’s in the book of 1st timothy chapter 3 overseers and deacons, verse 4 he MUST manage his own family well and see that his children obey him with proper respect.5 if anyone does not know how to manage his own family how can he take care of gods church ? ask the minister in the church on sunday if fortune tellers/ soothsayers/ psychics/ can enter the kingdom of god . see what he say’s !!so why after 30 years of gypsy church you are still living the same way ! except for going to church on sunday ?
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- Pay us $25,000 to put you in an action movie.
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What a cool 15-minute movie this is of the late Chinese-American watercolorist Dong Kingman. This 1954 short was made during the ten-year period in the Oakland native’s life when he lived in Brooklyn and taught at Columbia University. It opens as the artist paints outdoors on Mott Street in New York’s Chinatown. Even if you’re not interested in Kingman’s work, the film captures the street life of that neighborhood from a bygone (and much slower) era. The movie was made by veteran Hollywood cinematographer James Wong Howe. You can watch it here.
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- Internet shopping predicted in 1967.
- The first Apple store.
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Tags: Dong Kingman, James Wong Howe
A romantic drama with a sci-fi twist, Don McKellar’s 1998 gem looks at life in Toronto on the last day on Earth. It’s not precisely clear why the planet is doomed–the sun may be heading this way–but everyone knows ahead of time exactly when the end is arriving. Against a backdrop of a city full of rioters and revelers, a collection of interrelated residents treats the final 24 hours as a holiday: for some it’s Christmas, for some it’s New Year’s Eve and for some Valentine’s Day.
Architect Patrick Wheeler (McKellar) is depressed, but not because the world is ending. He has a sad backstory that gradually emerges, but before that can happen he visits his family at a faux Yuletide celebration before returning to his apartment to die alone. His plans change, however, when he grudgingly takes in stranded Sandra (Sandra Oh), a gorgeous woman who’s had a mob hang her car like a tree ornament from a telephone pole. Sandra is desperate to get home to her husband (David Cronenberg), so that they can carry out a mutual suicide pact. Meanwhile, Patrick’s longtime friend Alex (Trent McMullen) faces the end of days like its the last days of disco, hooking up with as many people as possible, including his old schoolteacher (Genevieve Bujold). He engages in a meticulously planned checklist of sexual delights.
For Patrick and Sandra, there is no planning, just circumstance. Neither can shed the other and soon they stop trying to. In the urgency of the predicament, a rapid romance develops and they realize they want to share the final moments together. Perhaps that will mean exchanging bullets from guns or perhaps a kiss before dying.
Tags: Don McKellar, Sandra Oh, Trent McMullen
Before Mayor Bloomberg absolutely refused to fucking leave after his second term was up and changed election laws to allow him to buy a third term, he did some popular things. The most popular may be initiating the 311 system, whereby NYC residents had to dial just three quick digits to lodge complaints and find out info about anything they wanted to know about their city. It reduced bureacracy and gave people a reliable bridge to their government.
What wasn’t fully anticipated at the time was that the information coming in with these calls might be more useful than the information going out. By tagging complaints and questions to particular areas, the city has become better equipped to solve problems, large and small. Steven Johnson has an interesting article in Wired on the topic, entitled “What A Hundred Million Calls to 311 Reveal Aboiut New York.” An excerpt:
“As useful as 311 is to ordinary New Yorkers, the most intriguing thing about the service is all the information it supplies back to the city. Each complaint is logged, tagged, and mapped to make it available for subsequent analysis. In some cases, 311 simply helps New York respond more intelligently to needs that were obvious to begin with. Holidays, for example, spark reliable surges in call volume, with questions about government closings and parking regulations. On snow days, call volume spikes precipitously, which 311 anticipates with recorded messages about school closings and parking rules.
But the service also helps city leaders detect patterns that might otherwise have escaped notice. After the first survey of 311 complaints ranked excessive noise as the number one source of irritation among residents, the Bloomberg administration instituted a series of noise-abatement programs, going after the offenders whom callers complained about most often (that means you, Mister Softee). Similarly, clusters of public-drinking complaints in certain neighborhoods have led to crackdowns on illegal social clubs. Some of the discoveries have been subtle but brilliant. For example, officials now know that the first warm day of spring will bring a surge in use of the city’s chlorofluorocarbon recycling programs. The connection is logical once you think about it: The hot weather inspires people to upgrade their air conditioners, and they don’t want to just leave the old, Freon-filled units out on the street.
The 311 system has proved useful not just at detecting reliable patterns but also at providing insights when the normal patterns are disrupted. Clusters of calls about food-borne illness or sanitary problems from the same restaurant now trigger a rapid response from the city’s health department. And during emergencies, callers help provide real-time insight into what’s really happening. ‘When [New York Yankees pitcher] Cory Lidle crashed his plane into a building on the Upper East Side, we had a bulletin on all of our screens in less than an hour explaining that it was not an act of terrorism,’ [Executive Director Joseph] Morrisroe says. After US Airways flight 1549 crash-landed in the Hudson in 2009, a few callers dialed 311 asking what they should do with hand luggage they’d retrieved from the river. ‘We have lots of protocols and systems in place for emergencies like plane crashes,’ Morrisroe explains, ‘but we’d never thought about floating luggage.’ This is the beauty of 311. It thrives on the quotidian and predictable—the school-closing queries and pothole complaints—but it also plays well with black swans.”
Tags: Cory Lidle, Joseph Morrisroe, Mayor Bloomberg, Steven Johnson
Sean Dunne’s seven-minute documentary, “The Archive,” tells the tale of Paul Mawhinney, a vinyl superfan from Pennsylvania who has the world’s largest record collection. He possesses a million LPs and even more 45s, most of which have never been heard by the American public.
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Tags: Paul Mawhinney, Sean Dunn
Ugly ass, Dark Wood Papasan, Floral cushion with ottoman – $30 (Ridgewood, NJ)
When I first met her, and went to her house, I thought, god, that is the most ugly ass piece of useless furniture, c’mon, really? you paid money for that shit?… I didn’t say it, I just thought it! but turns out, she’s been thinking of getting rid of it to free up some space!! So I said, I’d gladly help her sell it on craigslist,,, so here it is… Dark Wood Papasan Frame with floral cushion, plus ottoman. supposedly you can sleep on it, (if you sleep curled up like a dog!) hardly used, (who’d wanna sit there?) very comfy, great condition and UGLY as the day is long!! Beautiful patchwork floral vomit, in fall colors! You could throw it in the basement for kids to play video on, or make a 70’s theme room around it! Or a dorm room!! (hey you little snot kids are too broke to go to ikea, or pier one… Here, I saved you the trip!!) and no tax.. Help me get rid of this thing, really!! Free Ugly Ottoman too! Only emails with UGLY PAPASAN will be responded to. I will delete the posting as soon as it is sold. if it is still listed, it is still for sale, pity me! thanks!
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I would have to guess that July 20, 1901 was a slow news day. How else to explain this ridiculous space-filler in that day’s edition of the Brooklyn Daily Eagle? It’s an article about freakish fraternal clubs in Europe. An excerpt:
“There have been associations of all sorts of individuals formed in this country, but none of them would bear comparison for freakishness with some of Europe’s clubs. At Hoogstraelen, a small Belgian town, a baldheaded club, to secure admission to which a calvous area of 21 square centimeters, or 8 1/2 square inches, is imperative, has lately been founded. Its antithesis exists in the Long-Haired Club of Ghent, whose members must wear either a beard of 39 centimeters (one foot) or hair 20 centimeters (8 inches) in length.
‘Les 100 Kilos,’ a Parisian club for which no one weighing less than 100 kilos (232 pounds) is eligible, is in striking contrast with ‘Les Fifty Kilos’ of Marseilles, to which entrance is alone permitted to such as are over 170 centimeters (5 feet 7 inches) in height and under 50 kilos (118 pounds) in height. For several years the president of this club was a Mr. Be, who, though nearly 6 feet, weighed less than 98 pounds. Two years ago, however, he took unto himself a wife, under whose solicitous care he so rapidly gained flesh that in less than twelve months he was compelled to resign his membership.
Berlin boasts of a big mouth club. In this club room is kept a wooden ball as large as a medium sized orange, which every candidate for admission is required to insert in his mouth before his name can go for ballot. In the same city, too, there is a one-handed club, composed only of such as have suffered the loss of a hand.”
More Old Print Articles:
- Cannibalism in Russia. (1892)
- Brooklyn high schoolers kidnap one another. (1902)
- Elephant executed in Central Park. (1902)
- Opium smoker arrested on Coney Island. (1887)
- Amazing, edible penguins. (1893)
- The forbidden dance of Coney Island. (1897)
- Members of hot-air balloon wedding get insulted. (1865)
- Remarkable blind man overcomes odds. (1902)
- Italian singer goes crazy, gets deported. (1901)
- Haunted house in Hempstead. (1890)
- Dandy flirts with burlesque star, gets ass kicked. (1897)
- Actress Lillie Langtry uses cocaine. (1889)
- British fishermen kill a merman. (1896)
- Hobos steal fine clothes from decent folk. (1895)
- General Robert E. Lee kisses pretty girls. (1891)
- Monkey trained to steal jewelry. (1895)
- Brooklyn tailor tears out rival’s whiskers. (1898)
- Public baths required for Brooklyn filthbags. (1897)
Tags: Mr. Be
New York Times reporter Miryea Navarro has an interesting story about the racial make-up of visitors to U.S. National Parks, which is overwhelmingly white and underwhemlmingly African-American. While it’s not precisely clear why attendance is so homogenous, Shelton Johnson, a ranger for the National Parks Service, has enlisted Oprah Winfrey in trying to change the demographics. An excerpt:
“Yet no group avoids national parks as much as African-Americans. The 2000 survey found that blacks were three times as likely as whites to believe that park employees gave them poor service and that parks were ‘uncomfortable places.’
Park Service officials emphasize that the demographics vary, and that parks like theMartin Luther King Jr. National Historic Site in Atlanta and the Manzanar National Historic Site in Independence, Calif., site of a World War II detention camp for Japanese-Americans, draw diverse crowds.
But attendance tends to be more homogenously white at wilderness parks like Yosemite, where a 2009 survey found that 77 percent of the visitors were white, 11 percent Latino, 11 percent Asian and 1 percent black.
When Ms. Winfrey visited Yosemite this month to tape her show, Mr. Johnson said, he was not surprised to hear that it was her first trip to the park and her first time camping. He said he was more likely to meet someone from Finland or Israel in the park than from, say, Harlem or Oakland, Calif.
‘It’s something that’s pervasive in the culture — it doesn’t matter whether you’re Oprah or a postal worker,’ Mr. Johnson said.”
The controversial Arizona immigration laws came about because of the unusual confluence of many things, but according to an NPR report, a good part of the impetus behind the legal change was due to the lobbying of the Arizona prison industry, which saw an economic opportunity in incarcerating female illegal immigrants and their children. (Thanks to The Dish.) An excerpt:
“Last year, two men showed up in Benson, Ariz., a small desert town 60 miles from the Mexico border, offering a deal.
Glenn Nichols, the Benson city manager, remembers the pitch.
‘The gentleman that’s the main thrust of this thing has a huge turquoise ring on his finger,’ Nichols said. ‘He’s a great big huge guy and I equated him to a car salesman.’
What he was selling was a prison for women and children who were illegal immigrants.
‘They talk [about] how positive this was going to be for the community,’ Nichols said, ‘the amount of money that we would realize from each prisoner on a daily rate.’
But Nichols wasn’t buying. He asked them how would they possibly keep a prison full for years — decades even — with illegal immigrants?
‘They talked like they didn’t have any doubt they could fill it,’ Nichols said.
That’s because prison companies like this one had a plan — a new business model to lock up illegal immigrants. And the plan became Arizona’s immigration law.”
Tags: Glenn Nichols
I briefly got my mitts on a crumbling copy of an 1881 book entitled, The Eclectic History of the United States, which was written by Mary Elsie Thalheimer. (Sadly, there’s very little info online about her.) The book features brief entries about America from prehistoric times, beginning with an entry about the Mound Builders, all the way up to the technological developments of the late 19th-century. The Eclectic History is generally pretty enlightened and toward the end, the book examines the backlash that was then going on against Chinese immigrants, which wasn’t much different from today’s backlash against Mexican immigrants. An excerpt:
“[Chinese laborers] already number more than 100,000 in America, of whom 75,000 are in the state of California alone. They cross the Pacific often in large companies under the direction of contractors, and find employment in the mines, in factories, in market-gardening, and domestic service. On the other hand, fear has arisen lest the relations of the ‘coolies’ with the contractors may abridge the personal liberty which the Government wishes to guarantee every inhabitant of the country; on the other, lest the habits of heathenism, which the immigrants have brought with them, may prove injurious to the morals of the community. It can not be said, however, that the noisiest opponents of the Chinese are the most orderly or the most Christian part of the population, while the ‘heathen’ very often sets a worthy example of quiet industry and obedience to law.
In the early months of 1879 a bill passed both houses of Congress setting aside part of the Burlingame treaty, and putting a check on further immigration from China. President Hayes vetoed the bill. considering the faith of the United States, pledged to the fulfillment of the treaty until both governments could agree to change it. This was effected in September of the following year, when treaties were made between the two governments, giving the United States the right to limit or suspend the immigration of Chinese laborers.
What no one fears or regrets is the presence of one hundred and four Chinese youth in our academies and colleges. Since the opening of the great Asiatic empire to intercourse with other nations, boys of good birth and talents have been sent to be educated in the United States at the expense of their own government. Their superintendent here is Yung Wing, a Chinese mandarin, who is himself a graduate of Yale College, and lately minister of China in Washington. The government of Japan has sent not only boys to American colleges, but young women to fit themselves for teachers of girls at home.”
Vocal coach teaches aspiring rock singer how to improve his skills. Special. (Thanks Found Footage Festival.)
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It’s been a crazy election cycle in the U.S., but it really can’t compare to the 1860 election madness in this country. As the Disunion blog at the New York Times points out, the final vote before the beginning of the Civil War was truly riotous and scary. (Thanks Kottke.) An excerpt from Adam Goodheart’s post:
“On the last Friday night before the 1860 election, Senator William H. Seward delivered a rousing Republican campaign address to a large outdoor gathering on 14th Street in Manhattan. Afterward, crowds of pro-Lincoln ‘Wide Awakes‘ fanned out through the surrounding area. Wide Awakes, members of an organization with strong paramilitary overtones, could be a menacing sight: they wore military-style caps and shrouded themselves in long black capes made of a shiny fabric that reflected the flames of the torches they carried. Some strapped axes to their backs, in tribute to their rail-splitting hero.
According to the next day’s Times and other papers, things began to spin out of control when supporters of a rival presidential contender, John Bell, charged toward the Lincoln men, ‘calling them ‘negro stealers,’ ‘sons of b____s,’ &c.’ At the corner of 12th Street and Fourth Avenue, several dozen volunteer firemen — members of Engine Company 23 — joined the fray, swinging roundhouse blows with clubs and heavy iron wrenches that the Wide Awakes tried to parry with their torches. But the tide of battle turned when the young Republicans brought their Lincoln axes into play. They chased the enemy back into the company firehouse and promptly began smashing down its barricaded doors, as other idealistic marchers flung bricks and cobblestones.”
Tags: Abraham Lincoln, Adam Goodheart, John Bell, William H. Seward
Free Hay (Chelsea Road)
We have about 25 bails of hay we used for a pumpkin patch. Hate to just throw it away. You pick up…….after 12 today.
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Hi folks,
Well I am in Florida at firefighting school. We have been enjoying civilization for a change. We went to St. Augustine one afternoon after class and really enjoyed it. Well not much else.
Hope this finds you all in good spirits.
Love,
Henry
(Postcard purchased at Brooklyn flea market for 25 cents.)
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From what I can figure out, this Sharp LC-8 commercial, touting the world’s smallest calculator for $345, ran on TV in 1971. Within a few years, the size and price of calculators would be drastically reduced, but this was the very beginning of handheld computing, although you needed to have big hands.
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I’ve always believed that companies that need to be highly creative in order to survive should be housed in small, cramped offices in buildings with other companies that are housed in small, cramped offices. It might not always be pretty or comfy, but I think the physical closeness of people and ideas spurs innovation. The excellent writer Steven Johnson agrees with me, in an article he’s written for the Financial Times, about New York City’s current tech-company explosion. (It’s linked to the publication of his new book, Where Good Ideas Come From: The Natural History of Innovation.) Physical density, he argues, is key. An excerpt:
“The physical density of the city also encourages innovation. Many start-ups, both now and during the first, late-1990s internet boom, share offices. This creates informal networks of influence, where ideas can pass from one company to the other over casual conversation at the espresso machine or water cooler. When we started outside.in, we shared a Brooklyn office with a documentary film company for its first year of existence. Today, our much larger office in Manhattan also houses three other smaller start-ups working on unrelated projects. By crowding together, we increase the likelihood of interesting ideas or talents crossing the companies’ borders. The proximity also helps to counter the natural volatility of start-ups: in outside.in’s early days, we ‘borrowed’ a few talented employees from the documentary film company, which was temporarily downsizing. When the projects picked up again, some of those employees moved back. Others had found a new calling in the web world and stayed with us.
Economists have a telling phrase for the kind of sharing that happens in these densely populated environments: ‘information spillover.’ When you share a civic culture with millions of people, good ideas have a tendency to flow from mind to mind, even when their creators try to keep them secret.”
Tags: Steven Johnson
This article from the 1892 Brooklyn Daily Eagle would be the saddest and most horrific story I’ve ever read if I believed a word of it was true. I mean, I guess it could be, but no, it sounds too much like an urban myth, thankfully. It involves a couple of women in Russia getting drunk on vodka and one of them proceeding to eat the other’s small children. Yikes. An excerpt:
“A most horrible story of cannibalism is reported by the Telegraph’s St. Petersburg correspondent. A woman named Akkerman, a giantess in stature and strength, sought shelter at the house of a peasant woman named Yooreski Sariera, living in the Ismail district of Bessarabia. The Akkerman woman was afforded refuge by the peasant, and they became quite friendly. They drank a considerable quantity of vodka, and when the supply gave out Yooreski went out to get another bottle.
She was gone quite a little time. When she returned she was almost struck dumb with horror on finding that her guest in her absence had killed her baby, gnawed the soft parts of its body and sucked its blood and brains. The woman was then in the act of attempting to kill another child, a 3-year-old girl, who was seeking to escape from the hut and was screaming.
The mother rushed in and tried to save her child from the murderess, but the latter struck the little girl with the bludgeon and killed her before her mother could reach her. The mother’s brain was turned by the terrible scene she had witnessed and she became a raving maniac. She attempted to kill herself, but neighbors who had been attracted to the scene by her wild shrieks prevented her.
The Akkerman woman made a most desperate resistance when some of the peasants attempted to arrest her. She fought like a tigress and some of the peasants were quite severely injured. She was finally overpowered and bound with ropes. Five men accompanied her to the jail. The news of the terrible crime spread rapidly and on the way to the prison a number of men tried to take her from her guards and lynch her. They were prevented, however, and the woman was locked up. It is not known whether she is insane or not. The whole district is in a ferment over the affair.”
More Old Print Articles:
- Brooklyn high schoolers kidnap one another. (1902)
- Elephant executed in Central Park. (1902)
- Opium smoker arrested on Coney Island. (1887)
- Amazing, edible penguins. (1893)
- The forbidden dance of Coney Island. (1897)
- Members of hot-air balloon wedding get insulted. (1865)
- Remarkable blind man overcomes odds. (1902)
- Italian singer goes crazy, gets deported. (1901)
- Haunted house in Hempstead. (1890)
- Dandy flirts with burlesque star, gets ass kicked. (1897)
- Actress Lillie Langtry uses cocaine. (1889)
- British fishermen kill a merman. (1896)
- Hobos steal fine clothes from decent folk. (1895)
- General Robert E. Lee kisses pretty girls. (1891)
- Monkey trained to steal jewelry. (1895)
- Brooklyn tailor tears out rival’s whiskers. (1898)
- Public baths required for Brooklyn filthbags. (1897)
Saddam Hussein Memorabilia (Forest Hills)
Original Saddam Hussein rare memorabilia from Iraq.
1. Original, uncirculated, crisp, mint Saddam Hussein currency.
250 dinar notes with image of Saddam.
$20 per 250 dinar note.
2. Cigarette lighter, silver with engraved image of Saddam.
Airplane as the flicker. Imposing. $45.
Valuable for long term investment as mementos & collectibles.
The Winnipeg-based company K-Tel has a fascinating history, though it’s known mostly today for selling music compilations. Starting in the ’60s, K-Tel had a knack for making products you didn’t really need–or even would have dreamed of needing–but they designed them well, packaged them handsomely, marketed them intelligently, priced them fairly and they sold. The ubiquitous TV ads made Veg-O-Matics, Bonsai knives and Bionic Glue famous. (Thanks Dangerous Minds.)