Fix my toilet and then I will punch you in the face.
Boxing Lessons for new bathroom. (Queens)
Looking to fix up a small bathroom in my basement. Shower sink and Toilet. Very small bathroom nothing fancy. I am a boxing trainer and will trade your skills for mines.
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