"Supposedly you can sleep on it (if you sleep curled up like a dog!)." (Image by PlaneMad.)
Ugly ass, Dark Wood Papasan, Floral cushion with ottoman – $30 (Ridgewood, NJ)
When I first met her, and went to her house, I thought, god, that is the most ugly ass piece of useless furniture, c’mon, really? you paid money for that shit?… I didn’t say it, I just thought it! but turns out, she’s been thinking of getting rid of it to free up some space!! So I said, I’d gladly help her sell it on craigslist,,, so here it is… Dark Wood Papasan Frame with floral cushion, plus ottoman. supposedly you can sleep on it, (if you sleep curled up like a dog!) hardly used, (who’d wanna sit there?) very comfy, great condition and UGLY as the day is long!! Beautiful patchwork floral vomit, in fall colors! You could throw it in the basement for kids to play video on, or make a 70’s theme room around it! Or a dorm room!! (hey you little snot kids are too broke to go to ikea, or pier one… Here, I saved you the trip!!) and no tax.. Help me get rid of this thing, really!! Free Ugly Ottoman too! Only emails with UGLY PAPASAN will be responded to. I will delete the posting as soon as it is sold. if it is still listed, it is still for sale, pity me! thanks!
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