"My gift."

So much paranormal activity in UWS. (Upper West Side)

Actually all over NYC, as I walk at least once a day I pick up all kinds of different energies. Ranging from suddenly feeling drawn to looking up at random windows, to feeling presences.

I used to be my own worst skeptic until coming to NYC. San Diego(home) is very new in comparison.

But thats what I love about here learned more about my gift.

I may sound crazy but I don’t see dead people, nor do I hear voices lol. I just pic up energies that turn into mental images.

Having said that if you think you have something going on in your home, and want confirmation let me know. Will visit for free.

BTW not into personal psychic readings. Just deal with spirits unless I see mortal danger ahead. Please feel free to contact me and share stories. 

"Like rotting flesh." (Image by Amber Ragland .)

Bad Smell inside My Nose

I am periodically smelling a foul odor that appears to be coming from my nasal like rotting flesh! Of course, I am concerned and I hoped that someone could offer some guidance in rectifying this matter. I also would like to add that I have been a frequent user of Afrin nasal spray for many many years. Any assistance that you may offer would be greatly appreciated.

"And you claim to love America?" (Image by Miyagawa.)

FUCK YOU WHITE CASTLE

92 cents for a small square cheeseburger plus 8 cent tax? one dollar for that small shit? McDonald’s double cheeseburger is on the dollar menu. and your small fries are $1.49? $1.69 for a small soda? And You Claim To Love America? FUCK YOU!!!!

"Obviously, there is more investigation to be done."

What if this day happened already?

That we all are in a big time loop? That this isn’t the first time 2011 happened. But it is like the 100th 2011! Wouldn’t that be crazy? Amazing how the universe might actually be going like that.

The term déjà vu is French and means, literally, “already seen.” Those who have experienced the feeling describe it as an overwhelming sense of familiarity with something that shouldn’t be familiar at all. Say, for example, you are traveling to England for the first time. You are touring a cathedral, and suddenly it seems as if you have been in that very spot before. Or maybe you are having dinner with a group of friends, discussing some current political topic, and you have the feeling that you’ve already experienced this very thing — same friends, same dinner, same topic.

The phenomenon is rather complex, and there are many different theories as to why déjà vu happens. Swiss scholar Arthur Funkhouser suggests that there are several “déjà experiences” and asserts that in order to better study the phenomenon, the nuances between the experiences need to be noted. In the examples mentioned above, Funkhouser would describe the first incidence as déjà visite (“already visited”) and the second as déjà vecu (“already experienced or lived through”).

As much as 70 percent of the population reports having experienced some form of déjà vu. A higher number of incidents occurs in people 15 to 25 years old than in any other age group.

Déjà vu has been firmly associated with temporal-lobe epilepsy. Reportedly, déjà vu can occur just prior to a temporal-lobe seizure. People suffering a seizure of this kind can experience déjà vu during the actual seizure activity or in the moments between convulsions.

Since déjà vu occurs in individuals with and without a medical condition, there is much speculation as to how and why this phenomenon happens. Several psychoanalysts attribute déjà vu to simple fantasy or wish fulfillment, while some psychiatrists ascribe it to a mismatching in the brain that causes the brain to mistake the present for the past. Many parapsychologists believe it is related to a past-life experience. Obviously, there is more investigation to be done.

"Obama and John Boner pretend to be political enemies...

A vast conspiracy (Our beloved USA)

Think all this political nonsense actually involves real differtences between Dems and Repubs and their allies and faithful followers? Hah! What no one understands is that ALL OF THESE GODDAMN POLITICAL CELEBRITIES ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO SCREW US ALL. Sarah Palin and Al Sharpton secretly put their money into interracial porn productions, then they attack each other, with both gaining publicity–and more money from naive contributors and organizations willing to pay tens of thousands of dollars to have Rev. Al and the Soccer Mom/Moosekiller Mom address their gatherings. Obama and John Boner pretend to be political enemies, but are carrying on sexual foursomes with their wives, negotiating government policy between blowing loads on Michele and What’s-her-name’s faces. Rick Perry is not a live human being, but a remote-controlled puppet who is programmed to make increasingly absurd statements so that The People and The Press will be so distracted they won’t see Chris Christie and Joe Biden sneaking off into a corner–and a corner is pretty hard for Christie to fit into–to discuss how the two parties will split next year’s election without the public’s learning about their back-channel contacts. Christie may be the living personification of a “fat cat,” but skinnier Joe Biden is just as bad. Has anyone noticed that Michele Bachmann has been spending a lot of private time with Rick Santorum lately? Santorum isn’t the Evangelical true believer he claims to be, but a crypto-Satanist hedonist free-love Mansonite who is schooling our sweet, sexy, crazy-eyed Michelle in the black arts. Remember, when you go black, you never go back!

Mark Twain wrote in the 1880s: “All politicians are scumbags. Some speak beautifully, some plainly, some stupidly. All are dangerous. All should be driven from power immediately and hanged by their heels. And be sure to buy The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.”

The Wall Street protesters are right! We must destroy all political celebrities, Hollywood celebrities, celebrities of every kind. They suck the lifeblood from The People! Down with the Scarjo’s Leaked Naked Photos police state! Ka-BOOM!

..but are carrying on sexual foursomes with their wives."

"I have inside info."

World War 3 to begin soon. (Earth)

i’m no talking about the world series. i’m talking about the war that will end the modern mankind as we know it. 

our govt. knows about it but will not stop it because they think we are going to come out on top, and that it will ultimately
boost our economy, especially the funeral businesses. over 566 million will die in this war, with the US wiped out almost completely.

it will start when IRAn launches a nuclear attack on Israel who will retaliate by wiping out the rest of the middle east, as it finally sheds its
victim status. germany will then bomb and destroy Israel wiping out the tiny jewish state. this will trigger a series of attacks by CHINA, in their 
attempt to be the number one super power. the US will reluctantly step in again to save europe but this time it will not be successful as CHINA will
send nuclear bombs via Europe which they have taken over, on to the US. In the end their will be a new chaos in the world. Finally Russia seeing CHina’s bad intentions will launch bombs into CHINA, and china will retaliate. when the smoke clears both countries will be barren, and full of nuclear dust. 

You may be asking how i know all this. trust me on this one. I KNOW. this aint no joke. i have inside info. how do you plan for it? good question, but no answer. just enjoy your last few weeks is the best i can offer. you can act with dignity or stoop to the lowest intentions, knowing you will get away with anything. i hope you choose the latter.

your friend god 

"I will happily take any left over meat." (Image by Chris Fryer.)

Deer Meat/Scraps (Bethel)

Hunters…It is that time of year again..If you need to make room for this years hunt I will happily take any left over meat for you. With this season coming up I am also looking for any scraps after processing. I am able to use all parts of the deer except the hide.

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“Bambi Meets Godzilla,” 1969:

"Collector." (Image by Dota.)

Don’t throw that old alcohol away! (NYC, Tri-State)

Don’t throw grandma & grandpa’s old booze in the garbage! Turn it into quick CASH!!! Collector paying top dollar for Rums, Brandy, Cognac and Whisky. 
Call Jack

"It doesn't get along with my girlfriend."

MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY – $20

I seriously need to get rid of this monkey, it doesnt get along with my girlfriend. (no I cant get rid of the girlfriend). If you want a monkey call today after 6pm

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"You should know who this is so call me."

Its time (Stamford)

Dear secret service,

Please help me win the lottery, I’ve been nothing but good to myself and others around but I continually get shit on by everyone and my life has no direction. I will also accept a job. You should know who this is so call me.

Thanks

"Platonic things only." (Image by Emergency Brake.)

Free Person (Anywhere)

I am offering my services as a person to help you with anything that you need – for one hour only. This is for an art piece so I will be documenting whatever I end up helping you with. Platonic things only. Feel free to ask me to do absolutely anything! E-mail me a time and place that works for you plus a description of what you would like me to do. 

"Google wasn't much help." (Image by Coolcaesar.)

What is wrong with me? (33/f)

I’ve been wetting my bed lately. Has anyone been through this? Google wasn’t much help.

"Whenever she is around me I get fuzzly wuzzly."

I’m attracted to an older married woman (Midtown West)

She is so amazing.. it is incredible.. her personality is out of this world.. she has the charm of a royal queen, and her gaze just sends thrills through my body. Whenever she is around me I get fuzzly wuzzly. When she looks at me, it’s as if though she is looking into me. Her eyes are so incredibly intense but soft at the same time – it’s amazing. She has the femininity of a little girl but the command of a general – two opposites combined in one, in a way I’ve never seen before. I want to kiss her. I want to hold her in my arms. I want to make love to her. I don’t know how to tell her. I sent her a text saying that I have something to tell her that has been eating at me for awhile, but then four minutes later I sent her another text saying “sorry, I didn’t mean to send that”. Did I just mess up? I feel so stupid right now. What is she going to thank about me right now? I’m a young looking 39. She’s around 45 and 3 months pregnant with his. 

"Mirror!!!"

A Fat Guy Called Me Fat. (Sad Chubby Guy)

I could not believe a guy fatter than me had the nerve to call me fat. I also always see this happening in TV talk shows. Mirror!!!