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"Platonic things only." (Image by Emergency Brake.)

Free Person (Anywhere)

I am offering my services as a person to help you with anything that you need – for one hour only. This is for an art piece so I will be documenting whatever I end up helping you with. Platonic things only. Feel free to ask me to do absolutely anything! E-mail me a time and place that works for you plus a description of what you would like me to do.