"I'm looking for a real, working way to shrink."

help me find a shrinking potion (reno nv)

im looking for a real, working way to shrink. i know its very strange, but im serious, and i know that there must really be a way. i would like to shrink myself to 3inches tall. no joke. lol. im a 24 year old male. id do anything, anything to get a hold of something that really honestly works. thank you!