In my experience, female executives are no better or worse than their male counterparts, though, of course, there should be no glass ceilings. But you can’t expect a scheme to change just because there are some new schemers. Judith Shulevitz, whose excellent work I first encountered when she was editing the late, great Lingua Franca, explains in a New Republic piece why a women’s movement can accomplish things that successful boardroom executives like Sheryl Sandberg can’t, no matter how high they rise:

“Competent female executives run better companies than incompetent male executives, but they’re no more likely to make universal day care the law of the land. If Davos Woman had dominated feminist discourse when the Triangle Shirtwaist fire killed nearly 130 female sweatshop laborers in 1911, would she have pushed for the legislation that came out of that tragedy—the fire codes and occupancy limits that made workplaces safer for women, and men, for generations to come?

America’s women’s movements helped deliver a fairer world for everyone—upper-middle class, middle class, and working class—not because they produced more leaders, but because those leaders, and the rank-and-file who worked with them and even went to jail with them, changed the rules of society. They helped women get the vote, abortion access, domestic-abuse statutes, and the Family and Medical Leave Act, de minimis as that is. No corporate boss, even one as gallantly outspoken as Sandberg, can match that.”

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One I’ve finished the book I’m currently reading, I’m going to get my hands on Susan Jacoby’s The Great Agnostic, a volume about the 19th-century orator and non-believer Robert Ingersoll, which I’ve posted about before. From “That Old-Time Irreligion,” Jennifer Michael Hecht’s piece in the New York Times Book Review, an explanation of why the historical figure is largely forgotten today:

“The first reason for his obscurity is the same reason many actors who were well known before the age of film have been forgotten: Ingersoll’s greatest fame came from his public speeches, and while the texts of these have been published, it was his performance of them that made him so beloved. In 19th-century America, speeches were a major form of entertainment. As a result, people were real connoisseurs of the craft, and a wide range of listeners thought Ingersoll was an extraordinary orator. In an age when flowery language and effusive emotion were commonly used to keep audiences rapt, Ingersoll was comparatively calm and plain-spoken, yet he was said to be riveting, drawing both tears and peals of laughter.

The second reason he isn’t remembered has to do with what was in those speeches, many of which denounced religion. He called himself agnostic, but whenever he was asked, he replied that for him there was no difference between agnosticism and atheism. He wrote and spoke about a number of topics — Shakespeare was a favorite — but his agnosticism was what most set him apart, attracting devoted followers and fervent detractors. There have been atheists and religious doubters throughout history, but the ones who remain famous after their deaths tend to have been equally famous for something else as well; otherwise, people most notable for their bravery in the face of religious conservatism have to be celebrated by a population equally brave, and that is often too much to ask.”

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“Want to see your wife as a porn star?”

Want to see you fantasy guy or girl NUDE?? (Midtown)

I am an ex Hollywood special effects expert specializing in photo morphing. Ever want to see someone you know, or want to know, nude or in any porn position? All that is needed is a clear facial shot. The clearer the better and let me work my Hollywood magic! Want to see your wife as a porn star? How about your secret crush at the office or college? These are professional results and not a taped on head which is put onto a picture. Absolutely must be of age and if there is any doubts on my part I will not do it.

For best results: Clear picture of face, Even lighting of picture, this is not necessary but will produce best results. The fees vary depending on what type of picture you want. Color, B&W, action etc. I will send you one B & W pic as a sample (key parts removed of course).

If it weren’t for Robert Reich, Rachel Maddow would be the most adorable communist in America. The MSNBC host just did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. A few exchanges follow.

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 Question:

If you could go back in time and cover any news story in history as it unfolded, which would you pick?

Rachel Maddow:

Maybe the presidential election of 1800? A tie! Decided in Congress! Aaron Burr! All that weird campaigning they had never done before! I find electoral politics mostly enervating, but that one sounds like it would have been a blast.

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Question: 

Is there anyone at another cable news channel that you really admire as a broadcaster?

Rachel Maddow:

I really like the way Shep Smith (at Fox News Channel) balances anchorman gravitas… with a willingness to put the artifice aside and acknowledge what it really going on. Some of us can pull off seeming like human beings on TV, some of us can pull off V.O.G. authority, but Shep is really very good at both. Better than anyone else, I think. Also, I’ve met him and he’s a nice person!

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Question:

Our family hung the Rolling Stone photo of you, shooting a Henry Big Boy rifle, on the front of our refrigerator. (We love you and we love repeater rifles.) Do you think the gun legislation and conversion currently brewing in the US would be more efficient if more liberals, who occasionally like to get their cowgirl on, came out of the closet? I really don’t see why the topic ends up being so right wing vs left wing. I feel like there should be much more overlap between the camps.

Rachel Maddow:

Two things: (1) I agree! I think this issue is way more polarized in politics than it is in real life. Gun appreciation, even gun enthusiasm (which I confess to in a small way!) is absolutely not inconsistent with a belief in rational gun-safety reform. It’s weird that we think of the political battle as gun-lovers versus gun-haters — do you know a single gun-lover (who doesn’t work in the political side of the gun movement) who thinks it makes sense for someone adjudicated mentally ill to be barred from buying a gun from a guy at a store, but allowed to buy a guy under a tent or at a convention center? Also, (2) would you please do me the favor of drawing a tiny little moustache on that picture on your fridge?

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Question:

What was it like meeting Howard Stern? That was a great interview; I bought your book afterward.

Rachel Maddow:

Thanks! I love Howard Stern. I was intimidated to meet him just in a fangirl kind of way. But also because I knew he would ask me questions about sex that would make me blush like a cardinal. Once I realized that I could just tell him “no, i’m not answering that!” — then it was just pure fun. That was one of the best interviews I have ever been part of.

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When Howard met Rachel:

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From the December 2, 1885 Brooklyn Daily Eagle:

“Rockaway Beach is still excited over the mysterious wild man of the sea and last night a company of New York men went down to the beach to see the strange creature. They saw the figure and declare that his body is covered with auburn hair as long as a horse’s mane. John B. Ennis declared this morning that at eight o’clock last night he met the wild man near the Atlantic Park. Ennis came upon the dweller in the sea suddenly. He was dancing like one deranged, until, catching sight of Ennis, he gave a peculiar screech and darted into the sea. Ennis lost sight of the creature after the first wave broke over it, and walked the beach for half an hour, pistol in hand, hoping to see the suspicious person emerge from the water. Every man on the beach goes armed, and the women and children do not venture out alone, day or night. There is a pretty general inclination to shoot the hairy being, as a means of ascertaining whether it is natural or supernatural, but no one will run the risk of being prosecuted if it should turn out that the wild man is only an insane creature.”

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One more post about Elon Musk’s SXSW appearance, this one a passage from a Los Angeles Times’ report, which touches on his plans for the hyperloop:

“Saturday’s hour-long keynote at the Austin Convention Center covered a wide variety of topics, including Musk’s thoughts on solar panels and higher education, battery cells, his role models (Benjamin Franklin, Steve Jobs, Jeff Bezos and Nikola Tesla) and his idea for a new mode of high-speed transportation dubbed the ‘hyperloop.’

‘It would be something that would be twice as fast as a plane, at least, in terms of total transit time,’ Musk said. ‘It would be immune to weather, incapable of crashing pretty much unless it was a terrorist attack, and the ticket price would be half of a plane.’

As for whether the hyperloop would run underground or above ground, Musk said, ‘it could be either.'”

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Via Joshua Keating at Foreign Policy, an excerpt from “Some Far-out Thoughts on Computers,” CIA Analyst Orrin Clotworthy’s 1962 memo about the future of Big Data:

As a final thought, how about a machine that would send via closed-circuit television visual and oral information needed immediately at high-level conferences or briefings? Let’s say that a group of senior officers are contemplating a covert action program for Afghanistan. Things go well until someone asks, ‘Well, just how many schools are there in the country, and what is the literacy rate?’ No one in the room knows. (Remember, this is an imaginary situation.) So the junior member present dials a code number into a device at one end of the table. Thirty seconds later, on the screen overhead, a teletype printer begins to hammer out the required data. Before the meeting is over, the group has been given through the same method the names of countries that have airlines into Afghanistan, a biographical profile of the Soviet ambassador there, and the Pakistani order of battle along the Afghanistan frontier. Neat, no?”

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The Internet has destroyed several industries with its creative destruction and will level many more, but we’ve all benefited from it in numerous ways. But how do we quantify those benefits? The opening of a new Economist article that tries to do just that:

“WHEN her two-year-old daughter was diagnosed with cancer in 1992, Judy Mollica spent hours in a nearby medical library in south Florida, combing through journals for information about her child’s condition. Upon seeing an unfamiliar term she would stop and hunt down its meaning elsewhere in the library. It was, she says, like ‘walking in the dark.’ Her daughter recovered but in 2005 was diagnosed with a different form of cancer. This time, Ms Mollica was able to stay by her side. She could read articles online, instantly look up medical and scientific terms on Wikipedia, and then follow footnotes to new sources. She could converse with her daughter’s specialists like a fellow doctor. Wikipedia, she says, not only saved her time but gave her a greater sense of control. ‘You can’t put a price on that.’

Measuring the economic impact of all the ways the internet has changed people’s lives is devilishly difficult because so much of it has no price. It is easier to quantify the losses Wikipedia has inflicted on encyclopedia publishers than the benefits it has generated for users like Ms Mollica. This problem is an old one in economics. GDP measures monetary transactions, not welfare. Consider someone who would pay $50 for the latest Harry Potter novel but only has to pay $20. The $30 difference represents a non-monetary benefit called ‘consumer surplus.’ The amount of internet activity that actually shows up in GDP—Google’s ad sales, for example—significantly understates its contribution to welfare by excluding the consumer surplus that accrues to Google’s users. The hard question to answer is by how much.”

Elon Musk, who’s currently trying to do bigger, bolder things than any other technologist or industrialist on the planet, is planning on soon building a launch site for SpaceX, most likely in Texas. From a TechCrunch report on his SXSW appearance:

“Part of the reason he is here in Texas is to meet with Texas legislature to talk about launch facilities. Elon detailed that SpaceX really needs a third launch site besides Cape Canaveral and Vandenberg; they need a commercial launch facility and they need to be able to launch Eastward and near the equator. As a state, Texas is the leading candidate, but other states are being considered. They have some things to work through like making sure beaches can be closed. If everything works out though, in the best case, SpaceX could  be start starting construction next year on a facility in Texas. Launches could happen within two to three years.”

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Afflictor: Thinking Hugo Chavez may just be faking his death because he heard America was sending a diplomat to Venezuela.

Afflictor: Thinking Hugo Chavez may just be faking his death because he heard America was sending a diplomat to Venezuela.

Too soon!

Too soon!

  • Peggy Noonan, an utter toolbox, is still making up narratives.
  • Kurt Vonnegut explaining why he never switched to word processing.
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“Soon after the appearance of this person a young woman named Marie Clément declared ‘her blood was frozen in her veins.'”

No matter how advanced the world becomes in a variety of ways–our world included–plenty of people still cling to superstition, whether it be religion or medical quackery or what have you. The opening of a story from an article in the May 4, 1922 New York Times, which reported on fears of witchcraft in a decade known for automobiles and flappers:

Paris–Witchcraft, a demon-haunted village, people possessed by devils and final exorcism of the evil spirits by a priest are features of a strange story of peasant superstition that reaches the Matin today from a tiny hamlet on an island off the Breton coast. The epilogue to the story is more prosaic–intervention of the police authorities of twentieth century France and the arraignment of the dreaded sorceress before a modern court of justice.

The distress and terror which fell on the village of Tyhair were traced directly by the frightened inhabitants to the invasion of the island by a strange woman popularly known by the name of the Witch de Grach. Soon after the appearance of this person a young woman named Marie Clément declared ‘her blood was frozen in her veins,’ Her father was next affected, his tongue cleaving to the roof of his mouth when he attempted to speak. Soon after the father of Marie’s fiancé found his cattle wasting away and the milk drying up. Clément was accused by his neighbor of having cast a spell over the cattle and the two families were embroiled in a feud.

The other inhabitants having had troubles of their own took to the side of Clément, declaring the distress of the village was due to the sorceress who had turned loose devils. These devils, after working evil, they declared, always disappeared in ratholes.”

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“Willing to travel to NJ.”

Tarantula Owner?

I’m trying to get over a fear of tarantulas and I was hoping a tarantula owner might let me visit with their 8-legged friend. I don’t need much time, just 15 minutes or so to hear about your tarantula and pet/hold it. I know it’s a strange request, but I’d really like to get over this fear asap. Willing to travel to NJ as well. 

Thanks!

Wow, never knew this one existed. Mary McCarthy interviewed by Jack Paar on the Tonight Show in 1963. Fast forward to the nine-minute mark.

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From the UK version of Wired, a passage about Esther Dyson suggesting we expedite the personalization of medicine, which will definitely happen, though no one knows when:

“‘They personalise my adverts, why can’t they personalise my medicine?’ Esther Dyson, serial investor and chairwoman of EDventures, uttered these words at London Web Summit, arguing that one of the greatest areas ripe for innovation for startups now is the healthcare sector.

Wired magazine editor David Rowan, interviewing Dyson at the conference on 1 March, pointed out that we don’t yet have personalised medicine because of the time and costs involved in human drug trials. This, says Dyson, should not stop us innovating, inventing and investing in products that will improve the general population’s health.

‘Most drugs are not totally effective for most of the population,,’ said Dyson. ‘They’re about 100 percent effective for 30 percent of the population and probably toxic for 20 percent. But if you know the genetics, drugs are going to be much better for the population.’

Five years from now, she argued, you won’t take serious medicine without knowing it’ll work for you. We will have moved away from trying and taking and hoping it will work — ‘currently,’ pointed out Dyson, ‘I get the same dose of a drug as 500 pound guy.'”

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An aging and lonely particle physics professor from America meets what appears to be a gorgeous, young Czechoslovakian bikini model online. Despite his intelligence and experience, he willfully ignores every tell and signal that the truth is something else–and something dangerous. From “The Professor, the Bikini Model and the Suitcase Full of Trouble,” Maxine Swann’s new feature in the New York Times Magazine:

“Frampton didn’t plan on a long trip. He needed to be back to teach. So he left his car at the airport. Soon, he hoped, he’d be returning with Milani on his arm. The first thing that went wrong was that the e-ticket Milani sent Frampton for the Toronto-Santiago leg of his journey turned out to be invalid, leaving him stranded in the Toronto airport for a full day. Frampton finally arrived in La Paz four days after he set out. He hoped to meet Milani the next morning, but by then she had been called away to another photo shoot in Brussels. She promised to send him a ticket to join her there, so Frampton, who had checked into the Eva Palace Hotel, worked on a physics paper while he waited for it to arrive. He and Milani kept in regular contact. A ticket to Buenos Aires eventually came, with the promise that another ticket to Brussels was on the way. All Milani asked was that Frampton do her a favor: bring her a bag that she had left in La Paz.

While in Bolivia, Frampton corresponded with an old friend, John Dixon, a physicist and lawyer who lives in Ontario. When Frampton explained what he was up to, Dixon became alarmed. His warnings to Frampton were unequivocal, Dixon told me not long ago, still clearly upset: “I said: ‘Well, inside that suitcase sewn into the lining will be cocaine. You’re in big trouble.’ Paul said, ‘I’ll be careful, I’ll make sure there isn’t cocaine in there and if there is, I’ll ask them to remove it.’ I thought they were probably going to kidnap him and torture him to get his money. I didn’t know he didn’t have money. I said, ‘Well, you’re going to be killed, Paul, so whom should I contact when you disappear?’”

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From the March 3, 1886 New York Times:

Oswego, N.Y.–Mrs. Isaac Rury of New-Haven, Oswego County, was arrested to-day on a charge of bigamy. The story told by Mrs. Rury is a peculiar one. She married her first husband 15 years ago in Hawkinsville, Oneida County, when she was 15 years old. After her marriage she discovered that her husband was not a man. She left him after living with him six months and has not seen him since. She married Rury in 1884. She alleges that her second husband was acquainted with the facts in the case. She had him arrested a day or two ago for brutal treatment, and claims that the present proceedings are brought against her for spite.”

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I think more than most that people will be surprisingly accepting of nanotechnology as medicine in the same way they’ve been open, even inviting, of nonstop surveillance. Father-and-son futurists Ray and Ethan Kurzweil don’t necessarily agree with that view in a new Wall Street Journal interview conducted by Amir Efrati. An excerpt:

WSJ: 

What will happen technologically in the next five years?

Ray Kurzweil: 

My message is the law of accelerating returns and how remarkably predictable the exponential growth of IT is. More and more things become IT, like health and medicine. There will be 3-D printing, augmented reality.

Ethan Kurzweil: 

Every step along the way will freak people out.

Ray Kurzweil:

With nanodevices that will be implanted in our bodies to repair us, putting technology in our bloodstream, lots of people will opt out at first.”

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I have never been on a cruise and hope to never go on one. Those ships are floating bacteria factories and if not entirely lawless, a lot less lawful than they should be. A former Senior Officer of a luxury cruise line just did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. His introductory comments are below, followed by a few exchanges.

“Couple little known facts: The ship has a morgue. Officers mess can be 5 star dining, personal waiters and everything. Most of what you see on the love boat is total bullshit. Officers mess has beer available at breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The laundry, mostly staffed with Chinese crew, had people who hadn’t seen the sun in a year. It’s really hard to get kicked off a ship, you have to fuck up royally. Only 2 things will get you booted. If you mess up the experience for a significant number of people, or create a safety hazard (like calling in a fake man overboard)”

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Question:

Were there any mysterious deaths on your lines? Do you believe that the cruise lines cover up deaths in order to avoid bad publicity?

Answer:

Renaissance was called a line for the newly weds and nearly deads. Frankly, few else could afford it. That said, we had deaths, and a tiny morgue. Heart attacks were not that uncommon either. You have to consider a few things. One, if some dies in a hotel, no one blames the hotel. If you die on a cruise ship, something mysterious must have happened. Second, the cruise ship while in International waters has no governing body or laws outside of the captain, and international maritime laws. What that means is, the captain is god, jury, and executioner on the vessel. I have not seen any cover-ups regarding deaths, but I certainly believe it happens. Frankly, knowing what I know I’m surprised more people don’t go missing. A cruise is the perfect way to vanish, or make someone vanish easily.

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Question:

Are you talking literally haven’t seen the sun for a year? There has to be some health consequences to spending a bunch of your life under deck.

Answer:

Over a year, yes. These guys would work nights and sleep all day. In fact, they wouldn’t go into port on their days off, just to save money. We had to drag one guy off the ship for his break after the contract, he wanted to keep working. They can make 20k a year in cash. A couple years and go back to china and apparently live very well.

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Question:

Whats the best part of being at sea for that long? To counter, what is the the hardest part?

Answer:

I saw the world. I saw monkeys snag a drink from the udder of a wandering cow in india, drank Cobra blood in thailand, went to Ephesus and visited the worlds oldest brothel, and had many lonely nights at sea. It was really hard on the long stretches, you get sea legs and are wobbly when you get in port. Being at sea means not having to deal with port issues, inspections, customs, loading of goods, unloading of trash, etc. It’s those lonely long nights of not wanting steak and lobster or free booze. The shimmer fades quickly when it’s your life.

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Question:

Most wtf thing you’ve seen on the job?

Answer:

I’m probably going to get sued for talking about this, but it was the presidents guest. The president of a cruise line I won’t name invited sent some friends on a free cruise, and this guy went ape shit. He forgot his meds, got smashed, and starting going after people with a steak knife, trying to find a hostage. He was thrown in the brig, and AIR lifted off via helicopter for repatriation. I don’t know how it was kept quiet, but I imagine some people got some free cruises to shut up about it.

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Question:

When betting on Monkey Knife Fights – what do you look for? 

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Strong legs, because monkey knife fights end up on the ground in a few seconds. Generally, I go with whomever Mr. Burns bets on.•

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Manti Te’o’s “girlfriend” was only slightly less authentic than a Kardashian, and none of us is exactly the same person virtually as we are actually. In this blend of reality and unreality that is our world now, the line gets blurred for some people.

From that wonderful Awl blog, an excerpt from “The Hoax Exposer,” Molly Shalgos’ interview with Taryn Wright, a Chicago day trader who exposes Internet fakes in her spare time:

Question:

What’s the general reaction of a person perpetrating this kind of hoax when you first confront them?

Taryn Wright:

It’s been bizarre. I usually send them the blog entry and they immediately delete their page. I ask if we can talk and most give me their phone number. A huge number of them begin to consider me a friend. I’m Facebook friends with three of them, and I text and email with three more.

They don’t seem angry with me. It’s almost like it’s a relief that someone made them stop.

Question:

Do any of them seek out any kind of mental help after they’re uncovered?

Taryn Wright:

A few of them have. I’ve helped a couple find therapists. A lot of them have been pathologically lying from an early age and some have already been through therapy. One of them had a Munchausen by Internet diagnosis.

Question:

Ohhh, let’s do some talking about Munchausen By Internet. Explain that one, please!

Taryn Wright:

Well, it’s not formally recognized by the psychology establishment, but a psychiatrist named Marc Feldman coined the term in the early ’00s. It’s a form of Munchausen syndrome, but instead of faking sick, or making their children or family members sick for attention, the person with MBI pretends to be sick online.

They go into support groups and spin tragic stories and hog attention. If they’re caught, they usually delete their profiles and move on to a new support group.

Question:

How many documented cases of that have there been?

Taryn Wright:

An awful lot. Dr. Feldman has seen a few hundred by now.”

 

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Russell Baker isn’t the only one who thinks humans are living in veritable forests nowadays. From Matt Ridley’s Five Books interview, a discussion about Bjørn Lomborg’s contrarian volume, The Skeptical Environmentalist:

Matt Ridley:

There is more forest now than there was 50 years ago.

Question:

No. Really?

Matt Ridley:

Yup. Not in the right places necessarily. Rain forest is retreating but go to the Eastern seaboard of America. It’s covered in forest. It used to be farmland. Some of it’s plantations but some of it’s just wild forest that’s regrowing. The total number of trees in the world is going up at the moment, not down. There’s less water pollution, less air pollution, the kinds of things that caused urban smog in LA in the 1960s are going down dramatically.

Question:

With the trees. That sounds so unlikely.

Matt Ridley:

Exactly. A lot of what he says sounds unlikely because, as he says, people have heard the litany over and over again. He went back to reputable sources – UN, World Bank, other sources – and he found that the numbers simply don’t support the pessimism. There aren’t as many trees as there were…well, when?

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1510.

Matt Ridley:

Britain probably has more trees now than in 1510. Huge forest clearances had happened long before that. The forestry commission has planted a lot of trees. There’s certainly more forest today than at any point in the last couple of hundred of years. When it got to be this lightly forested, it was probably the Middle Ages. There were huge forest clearances to fuel the iron industry in the 15th, 16th and 17th centuries. And real problems because they started running out of charcoal. The iron industry had to leave the South of England because there were no trees left. They moved to Wales and Cumbria and deforested that too. Species extinction rates for mammals and birds peaked around 1900 and they’ve been dropping since.”

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Prohibition of things people want usually just create black markets and opportunities for organized crime. But what about prohibition that grandfathers in the availability of the products for those already of age? It wouldn’t work with narcotics or alcohol, but what about cigarettes? From Richard A. Daynard in the New York Times:

“The F.D.A. would be well within its authority to require nicotine content to be below addictive levels — an idea that originated with a 1994 article in The New England Journal of Medicine urging a nonaddictive nicotine standard.

Cigarette makers would lobby hard to block such a standard. But if the F.D.A. insisted on the change, and cigarettes ceased to be addictive, ample evidence shows that most smokers would quit or switch to less toxic nicotine products. Current nonsmokers, moreover, would be far less likely to become addicted.

Another part of the act affirms the authority of states and municipal governments to prohibit the sale, distribution and possession of — and even access and exposure to — tobacco products by individuals of any age.

This provides an opportunity for states, counties and cities to adopt the Smokefree Generation, a proposal by A. J. Berrick, a mathematics professor in Singapore.

The idea is simple: no one born in or after 2000 can ever be sold cigarettes.”

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Because Peggy Noonan is a complete toolbox, she likes to make up rules of propriety based on her own political partisanship and scold those who don’t conform to her improvised decisions. So Noonan, who still believes we live in a 50-50 country–more like 53-47 and counting, Peg–was “disquieted” by something as innocuous as the First Lady appearing by video at the Academy Awards. Because the country is tired of Michelle Obama after four years, but, you know, we need more of Peggy and her weak-headed narratives after 30 years. From Noonan’s most recent Wall Street Journal column:

Mrs. Obama’s presence reached its zenith, one hopes, Sunday night at the Academy Awards when she came on, goofily star-struck military personnel arrayed in dress uniforms behind her, to announce the Best Picture award. It was startling and, as she gave her benediction—the movies ‘lift our spirits, broaden our minds, transport us to places we can never imagine’—even in a way disquieting.

This would not be an accidental assertion of jolly partisan advantage. It seemed to me an expression of this White House’s lack of hesitation to insert itself into any cultural event anywhere. And this in a 50-50 nation, a divided nation that in its entertainments seeks safety from the encroachments of politics, and the political.

I miss Michelle Obama’s early years, when she was beautiful, a little awkward, maybe a little ambivalent about her new role, as a sane person would be. Now she is glamorous, a star, and like all stars assumes our fascination.

It can be hard to imagine after four years in the White House, whichever party you’re in, that people might do all right for a few minutes if they’re free of your presence. There’s a tendency to assume you enliven with that presence, as opposed to deaden with your political overlay.”

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If anyone is wondering why that bastion of truthiness and GOP propaganda outlet Fox News misled its viewers so willfully during the Presidential election, it’s because the channel’s profits, not conservatism, is its chief concern. Of course. From a Vanity Fair excerpt of Zev Chafets’ new book about faux journalist Roger Ailes, a passage in which he discusses his bottom-line bromance with News Corp boss Rupert Murdoch. An excerpt:

“Ailes and Rupert Murdoch are very respectful of each other. Ailes credits Murdoch with realizing that there was a niche audience (‘half the country,’ as Charles Krauthammer, a Fox contributor, drily put it) for a cable news network with a conservative perspective. Murdoch, for his part, assured me that he doesn’t dictate editorial decisions. ‘I defer to Roger,’ he said. ‘I have ideas that Roger can accept or not. As long as things are going well … ‘

One moment of tension occurred in 2010, when Matthew Freud, the husband of Murdoch’s daughter Elisabeth and a powerful British public-relations executive, told The New York Times that ‘I am by no means alone within the family or the company in being ashamed and sickened by Roger Ailes’s horrendous and sustained disregard of the journalistic standards that News Corporation, its founder, and every other global media business aspires to.’ A spokesman for Murdoch replied that his son-in-law had been speaking for himself, and that Murdoch was ‘proud of Roger Ailes and Fox News.’ Ailes mocked Freud in an interview in the Los Angeles Times, saying he couldn’t pick the British flack out of a lineup and suggesting that he (a descendant of Sigmund Freud’s) ‘needed to see a psychiatrist.’

Murdoch often drops by Ailes’s office to joke and gossip about politics. ‘Roger and I have a close personal friendship,’ he told me. Ailes agrees—up to a point.

‘Does Rupert like me? I think so, but it doesn’t matter. When I go up to the magic room in the sky every three months, if my numbers are right, I get to live. If not, I’m killed. Our relationship isn’t about love—it’s about arithmetic. Survival means hitting your numbers.'”

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The opening of “Tower of Light,” Megan Garber’s new Atlantic piece which recalls how Americans created “artificial moonlight” in the years before electrical infrastructure was available:

“First they tried to make moons.

In the early years of electricity — a time when steady illumination was new and expensive and unwieldy — Americans knew one thing clearly: They wanted light, and lots of it, and as quickly as possible, please. What they were less sure of, though, was how they would get that light. A grid of electric lamps, studded throughout towns — a system that mimicked and often repurposed the infrastructure of gas lamps — was the early and obvious method. But street lights required wires, which, when hastily assembled, had an annoying tendency to disentangle themselves and fall into the streets below. At best, this was an inconvenience, at worst, a deadly danger. Street lamps were also investment-intensive: Towns needed a lot of them to provide the bright light that people found themselves craving. They were also expensive. They took time to install. They meant pockets of bright light punctuated, where the lamps failed to reach, by complementary swaths of darkness.

City leaders, racing to bring their towns into the future and encouraged by electric companies seeking the same destination, tried to find better ways, cheaper ways, quicker ways to illuminate the American landscape. And in their haste to vanquish nature by erasing the line between day and night, they ended up looking to nature as a guide. They looked up, seeking a model in the largest and most reliable source of nocturnal light they knew: the moon.”

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