Tattoo my face on your back – $100

This is a very odd posting, but one of my life goals is to have my face tattooed on someone’s back. I will pay for the tattoo as well as $100 to anyone who will do this. Happy to send over a pic – hit me up.

"LOL."

IT happened again (Pelham)

Another ex is getting married, thats the third one this year. I guess after me they just happy to have someone. If you are a chick and you want to get maried we should date. My rates are reasonable. LOL.

"No experience neccessary." (Image by Angela George.)

Partner Wanted For Celebrity Drug Rehab Center in Puerto Vallarta….. – $99999 (Partner Wanted For Celebrity Drug Rehab )

• We operate a successful Drug Rehabilitation Center in Puerto Vallarta Mexico,
• We want to expand the Business and are looking for a working partner.
• We would like to find someone who will be involved in the day to day operations of the Rehab Center.
• We can provide all the training you need so there is really no experience neccessary.
• We would train you to be a Drug Rehabilitation Counsellor.

• You must have a true desire to help other people, This is our principal requirement.
• Your salary will be $8,000. per month ($80,000 per year).
• We are only open ten months each year with two months vacation.
• It’s a pretty good job and the benefits are that we spend most of our time in Paradise.
• Your investment would be $100,000. which is for expansion and should be repaid within the first year.
• You would also receive shares in the company and 20% of the profits.
• This is a fairly low risk investment which should give you financial security and the peace of mind that you get from helping people become free of their addictions.

Our potential client market is always expanding as drugs continue to become more of a problem in society.

If you are interested please email me with your contact information and I will contact you with more details.

"My place." (Image by Allan Warren.)

Looking for someone to fight me in Octagon. My place.

Am 5’11, 180lbs. Fit former high school wrestling team member.

Looking for someone close in weight to duel it out with me today, tomorrow. Be real. Knock out or tap out wins. No homo.

Grab a few brews afterwards.

No homo.

Thanks.

"Usama bin Laden."

Conspiracy Theories (Earth.)

God and stories of the Bible.
Secret Military prisons and camps.
Area 51, Aliens and aircraft.
Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch ness.
Bermuda Triangle ect ect ect.
9/11, Death of Usama Bin Laden, JFK, Lincoln.
So, what do you all think of these things? could they be much deeper in detail than what we already know??

Let me know your thoughts. 

"Give Austin a call."

koala bear for sale – $10 (new york)

I am moving from my house in downtown New York to Spain. I have a 2 year old koala bear that I can not take with me on the trip. I just want to be assured that he will be cared for the right way and you have a place big enough for him. Please give Austin a call.

"Will I cheat on him while in Germany? Honestly yes."

advice please? (madhattan)

Okay so my boyfriend and I are both coke heads. He is 20 years older than me. Jewish. I have German heritage and am going to Germany with a girlfriend of mine. She is paying for everything. So he says if I go were finished. Then he talks about the Holocaust..like all Germans are happy about that. Anyways now he threatened her to me and it wasn’t pretty. He is kinda crazy but so am I! Will I cheat on him while in Germany? Honestly yes. I am definitely a free spirit. By the way my bf is married! He also shoots heroin and coke. I hate it when he does that because he turns into a paranoid mess! Great huh? What do you think of this? Oh he also has been pressuring me to have sex with him without a condom!! I’ll never do it believe me. 

"The black car threw a baby at me." (Image by T bone.)

In my dream there were a lot of things that transpired.

At first I was in this house, there were two rooms. One was my room and there was a woman in the other. For some reason, it was very odd, I kept going to her bed. It wasn’t for sex. I wasn’t looking for sex. I don’t know if she was ill or what it was but something was the matter.

Then all of the sudden, I looked out the window and there was my mother…. next to this house. I felt safe with her next to me.

Then I walked down to this house that I knew had a problem. And it was a problem that limited my life and I wanted it gone and out and never returning.. So, I went to this black car and started swiping at it because it would not go away and it was throwing things at me.

I was swiping (knocking it out of my way) everything that it was throwing at me… it was so strange. Now this scared me to death. As I was swiping at this black car because it was throwing shit at me, all of the sudden, the black car threw a baby at me. I didn’t see that it was a baby until after I had swiped it… it was like debris coming from a shit storm.

I was frightened. The black car threw a baby at me, but at the time, I didn’t know it. When the baby landed on the ground, it was dead. The black car killed his own baby.

After that experience, I was so frightened. I went over to the baby to see if it was alive. He had killed it. I left because I was frightened and I didn’t know what to do… It was like collateral damage to the black car. Oh well. To me, I just wanted to get out of there and away from that mess.

I left the situation and went right. I walked up to this one area that would not let me get to where I needed to be.

To get to where I needed to be, I had to get past a pole of cement blocks. I remember in the dream, I was focusing on two cement blocks that were causing the most trouble, they were at the top of the pole. So what did I do, I climbed up the cement blocks and reached the top. I was in a very deep, flat area, but after getting past the cement blocks I reached the top.

After reaching the top, I started walking up this incline. I saw in the distance houses. I was walking towards the houses. Off to the side, there were these two women that were at the back door talking to someone. Then all of the sudden, they started coming at me. One woman followed the other woman as they were coming at me. They were both going down the incline. Their words to me as they past by were, “his pants are up and he is packed”. They said it like they were mad at me. They were coming at me and going down the incline. It was like what they were trying to do, they had no control of anymore. They had one last opportunity to come at me and then they were going down the incline to the bottom.

They were in the past and I was looking towards my future.

I climbed past them. It didn’t matter what they gained it was all just superficial blocks that could not stop me. I got to the top of them and they were left behind no longer affecting my life. They were the ones trying to keep me in a low place, but by my sheer tenacity, I was able to overcome them.

I miss my wife – still

This afternoon I thought about what kind of couch to buy. I thought that I should get one where the two of us could lie down naked comfortably together and cuddle up. This notion shocked me since we have been apart going on a few years now. Funny how the mind plays these tricks. Life goes on…  

"Eat up to 5 sandwiches the whole day and as much drink as you want."

How To Lose Weight

Eat Pickles 10 calories for a whole pickle and diet soda, water and or Wylers Orange drink (tastes like Tang) slice bread with one slice of cheese and one slice of meat no Mayonaise (200 calories).

Eat up to 5 sandwiches the whole day and as much drink as you want. you can have a little coffee in the morning with milk and sugar. total 1000 calories a day. take a multi vitamin. take a small walk daily. 

"He can be playful, naughty, curious, angry, depressed and rude."

Robonetics Robopet – the perfect pet. Mint. Remote and user manual. – $45 (southwest suffolk, sayville)

Robopet is the perfect fusion of technology and personality. He comes alive with a combination of user-controlled movements and autonomous, free-roaming behaviors, some of them naughty and some of them nice. And, at seven inches, he’s the perfect interactive pet to take anywhere!

Man’s best friend? Robopet is more than that. In fact his creators claim that he’s the ultimate fusion of technology and personality. And we’d have to agree; because thanks to a clever combination of user-controlled movements and autonomous, free roaming behavior this ultra-intelligent dog practically comes alive. And just like a real pet he can be playful, curious, angry, depressed, rude and even disobedient.

Robopet can walk, run, sit down, stand up, lie down and get up, and roll over. He can be playful, naughty, curious, angry, depressed and rude. He makes digital animal sounds, like barking, whimpering, growling and panting. Train your Robopet

Robopet is trainable, teach him to sit, beg, and roll over. You can reinforce good behavior You can discourage bad behavior You can influence Robopet’s personality. But remember: Praise him too much and you’ll spoil him, Punish him too much and he’ll become timid. Robopet can learn tricks

He can see and avoid obstacles in his path, He can see and avoids table edges, He responds to sounds, He responds to human movement, He can function as a guard dog. Robopet also responds to commands from Robosapien V2.

Length 9in. Long Battery requirements: Robopet: 4 x AAA batteries (not included) Remote Controller: 3 x AAA batteries (not included) Mint condition. Had to have for Christmas and then never used!!!! Original remote and user’s maunal. Can meet local. $45