Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

"I will split the profit with U if I find a Mona Lisa painting."

GARBAGE PICKER (FREEPORT)

Hi my name is Wayne. Am a proud garbage picker. I snif through peoples garbage like a police dog on the job trying to find something valuable. One day I hope to strike it rich; I dream of the days when I am on my privite yat with pretty women around me rubin me down with baby oil or flying on my private jet around the world counting my money all year long stocking it up with a fork lift, hire ing  security guards to whatch it, and so on. However before I can do this I need to find something valuable. I’ve found a few things but the problem is that I don’t know whats valuable and whats literally garbage. Am hopeing to hit the jack pot one day but I need the help of an apraisal some one who lives in Long Island Nassau County willing to give free service. I promis I will split the profit with U if I find a Mona Lisa painting. God nkows am getting tired of this 9 TO 5 crop. Its just not working. I have no money to count barely enough to spend. Call WAYNE if you want to help. A got a Elvist picture to praise. Hope its worth a hundred Gs. I could practice eating caviar with that kind of cash.

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