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"Where's the route to an alternate world?" (Image by T bone.)

Alternate universe for people who don’t want to be people

If you’ve considered the illogical thought that maybe this world just isn’t for you, how do you deal with wanting nothing in particular out of life? Where’s the route to an alternate world for people who understand how insignificant their existences are and have no hobbies and interests to distract themselves from that.