Why I hate everything!

Look the situation is getting out of hand. I don’t mean to brag but I was born with special talents like drawing, acting, singing, and all things creative, in addition I had a very big sense of morality and righteousness (or so I wanted to have). but I look back now and I see throughout my life for different psychological reasons I started to behave more and more completely different then I really wanted to be. like I drifted away from my religion and I started to develop a trait of laziness and overeating, and so on.

And things got terrible in 2004, I suddenly started to loose my feeling even towards morality and I started to have feelings for anything immoral like gay, incest, pedophilia, bestiality. etc. which I have never had before, and I knew its wrong but my heart wouldn’t listen to me and wouldn’t stop craving for these things. and I felt horrible. One day browsing the internet I stumbled upon a website depicting sexual “alternatives” (let’s leave at that) and since then I started to have a boiling inclination to watch these things and I kept fighting with myself not to watch them but sometimes after sitting long on the internet I find myself watching these things. and I don’t know what to think of myself.

A lot more has been going on since 2004 my feeling towards anything right have started to get worse and worse I lost a lot of feelings of love towards God, and I hope I don’t loose one day my feelings toward my fellow men like having the emotion of murdering someone, god forbid.

I’ve been on medication and gone to therapist but it didn’t help much. I don’t want to lose my conscience because then I will act out on it, and I don’t want to end up in prison. and besides I KNOW these things are not good for me.

Right now I’m 30 and single. and these things are making me terribly depressed, I don’t work and my talents are fading away and I live on the mercy of welfare and other people. and think I have no hope, suicide is not an option for me because I think if you’re destined to suffer you’ll suffer after your death too, now I can’t live And can’t die.

And this is WHY I HATE EVERYTHING!

Joe

"We're gonna own dat shiz." (Image by T-bone.)

if you NEED a ride to BONNAROO i have room leaving from NY – $200 (NYC\Long Island)

Hey!

So this is the deal. We are driving from NY to Bonnaroo, we have an RV that fits 7. Someone bailed this week, and we need a 7th! It’s 2 girls and 4 guys as of now. Bonnaroo’s are a little more expensive, I understand, and it very well might be a little more than 200 (I can give you an exact number if you are interested if you message me). But hear me, we are balling out! It comes with beds, kitchens, all this RV shit and it’s going to make Bonnaroo WAY awesome. We’re gonna own dat shiz. It’s gonna be around 200, probably a little more, but you’re gonna be with an awesome crew and we are going to have a blast! We are leaving Wednesday at around noon, coming back Monday morning,

If you’re gonna do Bonnaroo, do it proper!

Looking for a gassy girl (paying gig) (Nyc)

I’m looking for a female that will fart in front of me or on my lap, hands. Please no bbws. No sex wanted. Send me your height/weight and pic if possible. I am willing to pay for your time just let me know how much you would want.

"She will do gross stuff like use your kitchen sponge to wash everywhere."

My Grandma… (Westchester)

I would like to barter my Grandma. Currently I am living with her. She is independent and does not need to be taken care of. Just be prepared for her ignorant rants about how everyone is stupid and things used to be so much better. You will hear about how she is glad her husband is dead and probably some racist stuff also. She will be nice to you and everyone else’s face but will badmouth everyone behind their back in the six hours she spends on the phone a day. She will do gross stuff like use your kitchen sponge to wash everywhere and put it back in the sink. Also never eat her cooking. She is unsanitary and you will be crapping liquid for days. She does stuff like dipping raw chicken in bread crumbs and then putting the remainder back in the box to be used again. Grandma is a pack-rat who blows through money recklessly and then complains she is poor but uses the excuse that the bible says the world will end soon. And speaking of the bible if you ever cross her she will say you have the demons in you. She believes that she was diagnosed with MS in her thirties and overcame it. (First case I ever heard of.) Dont try and argue with her. She is always right. If you have any type of headache ever she will insist you are a drunk even though you never drink.

Doesn’t sound too great huh. Maybe we can barter for some yard work exchange for the next sixty years and you could maybe just push her down the stairs. Be creative…will entertain all offers.

"Feel free to ask any questions."

Pinkys, feeders for sale – $1 (queens)

Rats for sale, different colors, different sizes. Pinkys and more. Feel free to ask any questions /problem reptile related. More than happy to help. Have a great day 0) !! 

"I would rather not compromise my dignity."

Kidney 4 Sale (Manhattan)

Young, healthy, non-smoker, athletic (jogger, tennis), educated (Bachelor of Science in Marketing), blood type A woman is looking to share my kidney with an individual/family who really needs it. I am not willing to travel outside of the continental US to have surgery. The job market has been unsympathetic to me and at this point its either sell a kidney or compromise my dignity. I would rather not compromise my dignity, besides, I would be helping to save someone’s life.

Does Anybody Believe In Vampires?

I know a woman who claims to be one, but I’m assuming she’s crazy. Anyone else know a vampire? 

"Look at this handsome little dude."

broke my turtle/fish tank. anyone can drop one off for a price? – $30 (soho/i know this is a weird request)

My poor turtle and fish and shrimp are in a salad bowl right now, because I was cleaning their habitat, scrubbed to hard and cracked the glass. Look at this handsome little dude, he needs a new casa. A 10 or 12 gallon LONG tank would be perfect, but any comfy home besides the glass bowl will be better. It would be a miracle if someone could help me out tonight. I will pay you of course.

If you are even considering this, I thank you gracefully…

I’ve attached some pics from happier days (when they weren’t living in a saladbowl).

Wanted: Penguin

Im looking for a pet penguin thats “chill” (see what I did there) with living in Manhattan as well as with 2 room mates, one of which is dutch. We have a couple of really powerful Air Conditioners and we are getting some quotes from landscapers about putting in a penguin habitat on our roof. We also have a dojo where we hold amateur yoga classes that will help him center his mind body and soul. As far as food goes, we plan on teaching the penguin to hunt for his own meals in the east river. We are extremely confident that we can make this part of the plan work due to my past experience as a swimmer, lifeguard and fisherman. We are willing to listen to trades for this penguin, and we have some really cool stuff.

Serious offers only, I dont mess around when it comes to penguins. 

"I'm starting a collection and don't mind the smelly ones."

Old smelly vinyl LP albums wanted (Stamford)

Do you have those old albums from the 1950s – 1970s that smell like mold and you no longer want? I’ll definitely take ’em whether there’re records in them or not. I’m starting a collection and don’t mind the smelly ones. I love the pictures on the albums. Can offer money for them too if you want, although probably not very much.

"My kid is a smart-ass slacker."

My kid’s loss is your gain – Xbox 360 plus games and extras – $250 (Brooklyn – Will deliver 5 boros)

My kid is a smart-ass slacker. Yeah, that’s why he’s got summer school. But the punk is failing summer school already. I told him, you do shitty in summer school, your Xbox and Wii go bye bye, and I am a man of my word.

SO……

FOR SALE

An Xbox 360 Pro System with a 60GB hard drive. Still under warranty, less than a year old. Never had a problem with it except that lazy ass spent hours on it. It’s got all the cables, including an HDMI cable to hook up to his snazzy LCD TV (which might be next on craigslist if he doesn’t stop looking over my shoulder and START STUDYING!!!!) It’s got three controllers, one of which has a keypad attachment, There’s also 2 headsets for talking to his other slacker friends.

As for games, I think he hid all his favorites, but what I got was:

• Left 4 Dead
• Gears of War
• DeadRising
• Grand Theft Auto – Liberty City (I admit, I liked playing this one.)

Attached are a picture of all the crap you get, along with a picture of my kid slowly learning the consequences of his actions.

Price is $250. Why $250? Cause that’s how much the tuition is for Huntington Learning Center for my dullard of a son. Cash only. I’ll deliver, and I might even bring him along to teach him a lesson.

"I also have 2 cases of antivenom just in case of snakebite."

Black Mamba Snake Super Exotic/RARE – $3300 (Jersey City)

Selling my adult Black mamba. Very healthy and well over 8 ft long. Typically eats live food, sometimes roadkill. Super active but also super dangerous. She is one of the most poisonous snakes in the world but I like living on the edge. I also have 2 cases of antivenom just in case of snakebite. Must be an experienced snake handler with all necessary paperworks.

I miss living in NYC! :) (Somewhere in the USA)

Some great times I had there….got so much ass it was unreal! Women, men, couples….GREAT SEX! Where I live now, everyone is married at 23 and kids by 25 :(

"What if death was not an option in the next reality?"

I just realized something

The type of person we are in this life, which will end for all of us, will define who we are in the next life. After we experience death, we will face a whole new reality. That’s a fact we all will face. What if death was not an option in the next reality? What if we were faced with all the things we cherished in this life. Good and bad. With all the intent behind achieving those goals. And then be faced with a Judge in charge of sorting out good from bad. That simple. Something to sleep on. Never too late to change, as long as we’re all still here. At least we can bring that to the table.

My wife gets mad at me when I initiate sex after watching womens gymnastics

Am I the only man that does this?

Summer olympics is going to be great this year. I am going to be working from home 2 days a week.