Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

"Look at this handsome little dude."

broke my turtle/fish tank. anyone can drop one off for a price? – $30 (soho/i know this is a weird request)

My poor turtle and fish and shrimp are in a salad bowl right now, because I was cleaning their habitat, scrubbed to hard and cracked the glass. Look at this handsome little dude, he needs a new casa. A 10 or 12 gallon LONG tank would be perfect, but any comfy home besides the glass bowl will be better. It would be a miracle if someone could help me out tonight. I will pay you of course.

If you are even considering this, I thank you gracefully…

I’ve attached some pics from happier days (when they weren’t living in a saladbowl).