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Tom Wolfe’s great 1965 Esquire piece about a moonshiner-cum-NASCAR pioneer (“The Last American Hero Is Junior Johnson. Yes!“) married New Journalism to the New South. An excerpt:

The legend of Junior Johnson! In this legend, here is a country boy, Junior Johnson, who learns to drive by running whiskey for his father, Johnson, Senior, one of the biggest copper still operators of all times, up in Ingle Hollow, near North Wilkesboro, in northwestern North Carolina, and grows up to be a famous stock-car racing driver, rich, grossing $100,000 in 1963, for example, respected, solid, idolized in his hometown and throughout the rural South, for that matter. There is all this about how good old boys would wake up in the middle of the night in the apple shacks and hear an overcharged engine roaring over Brushy Mountain and say, “Listen at him — there he goes!”, although that part is doubtful, since some nights there were so many good old boys taking off down the road in supercharged automobiles out of Wilkes County, and running loads to Charlotte, Salisbury, Greensboro, Winston-Salem, High Point, or wherever, it would be pretty hard to pick out one. It was Junior Johnson specifically, however, who was famous for the “bootleg turn” or “about-face,” in which, if the Alcohol Tax agents had a roadblock up for you or were too close behind, you threw the car into second gear, cocked the wheel, stepped on the accelerator and made the car’s rear end skid around in a complete 180-degree arc, a complete about-face, and tore on back up the road exactly the way you came from. God! The Alcohol Tax agents used to burn over Junior Johnson. Practically every good old boy in town in Wilkesboro, the county seat, got to know the agents by sight in a very short time. They would rag them practically to their faces on the subject of Junior Johnson, so that it got to be an obsession. Finally, one night they had Junior trapped on the road up toward the bridge around Millersville, there’s no way out of there, they had the barricades up and they could hear this souped-up car roaring around the bend, and here it comes — but suddenly they can hear a siren and see a red light flashing in the grille, so they think it’s another agent, and boy, they run out like ants and pull those barrels and boards and sawhorses out of the way, and then — Ggghhzzzzzzzhhhhhggggggzzzzzzzeeeeeong! — gawdam! there he goes again, it was him, Junior Johnson!, with a gawdam agent’s si-reen and a red light in his grille!•

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Junior Johnson on a dirt track, 1964, Ascot Park, California.

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"'Weirdo,' about the breeding of a giant chicken." (Image by Daniel Postellon.)

From Mark Singer’s 1989 New Yorker profile of the documentarian:

“Among the nonfiction movies that Errol Morris has at one time or another been eager to make but has temporarily abandoned for lack of investor enthusiasm are Ablaze! (or Fire from Heaven), an examination of the phenomenon of spontaneous human combustion; Whatever Happened to Einstein’s Brain? (portions of the cerebellum and the cerebral cortex are thought to be in the possession of a doctor in North Carolina, other parts are floating around here and there); Road, the story of one man’s attempt to build across northern Minnesota an interstate highway that no one else wanted; Insanity Inside Out, based on the book of the same tide, by Kenneth Donaldson, a man who, in his forties, was wrongly committed by his parents to a mental hospital and got stuck there for fifteen years; Weirdo, about the breeding of a giant chicken; The Wizard of Wendover, about Robert K. Golka and his laser-induced fireball experiments in Utah; and a perusal of Yap, a South Pacific island where stone money is the traditional currency.” (Thanks Longform.)

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Kyle talking about guitars. I have no idea, either. (Thanks Reddit.)

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By Lithuanian sculptor Mindaugas Tendziagolskis.

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I’m sure Bell appropriated aspects of the telephone from other inventors, but this sketch is still fun to look at. (Thanks CrunchGear.)

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"The casket was lifted carefully out of the hearse by as many men as could well get under it to lend a helping hand."

Life didn’t last long for large ladies who were sideshow attractions at dime museums during the nineteenth century. The demise of such women was the subject of the following reports, which were written with the usual sensitivity of journalism of the period.

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“A Huge Weight,” London Telegraph (August 29, 1890): “One of the biggest women on record has died in Paris. She was known as the Phenomenal Female, her real name being Victoire Tauntin and age only 19. Mlle. Tautin was not a giantess in height, but her girth was enormous and it took eight strong men to lift her out of her chair when she used to be conveyed for an exhibition to a music hall. The individual who engaged her found that she did not pay her expenses, owing to the cost entailed by her transit to and from the cafe concert, so Victoire retired from public life and lived quietly with her parents. Lately she had an attack of erysiplas, to which she succumbed. Her funeral was the event of the day in the suburban locality wherein she resided, and great interest was manifested by the neighbors in watching the lugubrious preparations for the poor phenomenon, whose remains were carried to the hearse and afterward to the grave on the shoulders of ten of the most robust men in the employ of the company  of metropolitan undertakers.”

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“The Giantess,” Brooklyn Daily Eagle (March 15, 1884): “The remains of Mrs. Jessie Reed, nee Waldron, the giantess who has for two years been on exhibition by Mr. Bunnell, were taken from Samuel Waldron’s undertaking shop on East Sixty-fourth street, New York, to-day, to the Union avenue Baptist Church, Greenpoint. The hearse was drawn by two stout horses, and was surmounted by plumes. The massive casket, which was three feet, six inches wide and three feet deep, was filled with flowers, the offerings of friends. A great crowd of persons awaited the arrival of the body, many of them being old friends and schoolmates of the giantess. The casket was lifted carefully out of the hearse by as many men as could well get under it to lend a helping hand.

‘Oh I hope they don’t let it fall. It would be fearful if they did,’ several women and young girls whispered to each other timidly, as they saw the men staggering under the weight of nearly 500 pounds.”

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“The Death Is Announced Today,” Brooklyn Daily Eagle (February 19, 1879): The death is announced to-day of an amiable young woman who occupied a more or less public position in the world as a giantess. She was a Mrs. Flandran, and the very physical condition which made her a museum curiosity produced fatal results. She was six feet high and suffered from obesity to such an extent that she weighed at the time of her death no less than 516 pounds. There was nothing very extraordinary about either her life or death, except her height, for her bulkiness was due to disease, and fat people die every year by scores of fatty degeneration of the heart. But apart from her physical state she seems to have been an unusually interesting young woman, for her gentleness, amiability and kindness won for her in her pseudo-professional career many warm friends. An obituary notice of the unfortunate invalid–for that appears to have been the case for many years–intimates that honorable gentlemen of all classes sought her hand in marriage. Of course it is only fair to suppose that many of these proposals had their origin in that prurient ambition to associate oneself with distinction. But doubtless more than one, and especially those in her own sphere, appreciated at their true value the gentle qualities of mind and heart which distinguished the circus curiosity.”

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Some faces that actually became famous + worst hairpiece ever. (Thanks Found Footage Festival.)

"Seeking owls especially." (Image by GalliasM.)

DEAD ANIMALS birds, critters, etc BIG or small FOR TAXIDERMY (BROOKLYN)

I teach a taxidermy class once a month and use feeder mice, but I would like to show how to taxidermy other animals…

SEEKING OWLS especially or any spotted furred animals…ANY ANIMALS WELCOME, reptiles, birds, rodents, etc

call SUE.

Ransom Riggs: “When I tell people I collect snapshots, I usually get a blank stare. So I made this video to help explain why I love them.”

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A few searches bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

Afflictor: Believing two heads are better than one since 2009.

 

  • How much of Lolita did Nabokov borrow?
  • Dubai is a ridiculous, fascinating country.
  • Listeria: Definition of words from 1912 reference book (A + B + C + D + E).

Ear-ring: A very ancient form of personal adornment worn by both sexes in Oriental nations. In Anglo-Saxon times ear-rings were worn in Britain, but from the tenth to the fifteenth century were out of fashion. In Elizabethan days they were revived, and have since continued to be used, more or less. In early Victorian days they were common, then they fell out of fashion again; but there has been a revival of them to some extent in recent years.

Edison, Thomas Alva: One of the greatest inventors of our age. His mother was Scotch, his father Dutch; his education was acquired mostly by persistent reading. He early developed a passion for chemistry, and being then a newsboy on the Grand Trunk Railroad, established his first laboratory in an empty car. He became an expert telegraph operator and finally an inventor with an experiment station at Menlo Park and a laboratory at Orange, New Jersey. His inventions are all of practical utility, and number something over 700. Among the most important are the phonograph, electric fire-alarm, megaphone, the kinescope, vitascope and incandescent electric lamp. His latest achievement is the storage battery for the propulsion of street cars and auto-vehicles.

Education: The word implies eliciting the highest ability of the individual; aiming to make the best and not the worst of him, this is the highest duty and ambition of family and State. It is entirely different from memorizing or instruction. Plato said, “Good education is that which gives to the body and the soul all the perfection of which they are capable.” The Greek had no printing and few books, but he knew his notes, sang national noble hymns in inspired chorus; men and women danced gracefully, proudly, in honor of gods and heroes. Eyes were trained by the most perfect forms and colors of art; only beauty was allowed in the presence of a pregnant woman. Every child knew the resounding majesty of Homer, the lyric praise of noble ancestors, the tragedies which told the duty of man, and the destiny and hope of mankind; he heard the philosophy which spoke of the dignity of the soul. The great study of the Roman was oratory and law; the power of swaying the minds and will and lives of others, of advancing the destiny of eternal Rome. Modern education prepares for healthful and happy life, respect of God and man; the greatest good of the greatest number. It teaches self-denial, forethought, duty, loyalty, devotion, temperance, the laws of the seen and the unseen, the possibilities of the race. It develops health, mirth, song, strength, temperance, self-reliance, filial, parental and social obligation. It teaches the practical, finds the most natural and useful sphere of life, and should prepare hand, eye, thought for a life of usefulness.

Evil-eye: A faculty attributed by the superstitious and ignorant to certain persons, the cross-eyed particularly, who inflict injury or bring ill-luck, it is believed, to those they look upon. The sign of the cross with the fingers is supposed to ward it off.

Exhilarating gas: Laughing gas.

•Taken from the 1912 Standard Illustrated Book of Facts.

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At least he stopped loitering in airports. (Thanks Open Culture.)

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"Dubai suffers from gigantism—a national inferiority complex that has to make everything bigger and biggest." (Image by David Pin.)

Great opening fromDubai on Empty,” A.A. Gill’s sharp new Vanity Fair account of a sand-castle nation at high tide:

“The only way to make sense of Dubai is to never forget that it isn’t real. It’s a fable, a fairy tale, like The Arabian Nights. More correctly, it’s a cautionary tale. Dubai is the story of the three wishes, where, as every kid knows, with the third wish you demand three more wishes. And as every genie knows, more wishes lead to more greed, more misery, more bad credit, and much, much, much more bad taste. Dubai is Las Vegas without the showgirls, the gambling, or Elvis. Dubai is a financial Disneyland without the fun. It’s a holiday resort with the worst climate in the world. It boils. It’s humid. And the constant wind is full of sand. The first thing you see when you arrive is the airport, with its echoing marble halls. It’s big enough to be the hub of a continent. Dubai suffers from gigantism—a national inferiority complex that has to make everything bigger and biggest. This includes their financial crisis.”

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"Prohibited Nursing," "Maniac Training of Lolitas," "Forbidden Elderly Care," etc.

A man who came to his calling later in life, former travel agent Shigeo Tokuda entered his golden years and the porn industry at the same time. After more than 350 blue films, the 76-year-old is known as the “king of elder-porn,” a sub-genre of Japanese X-rated films in which seniors sex their youthful counterparts. John M. Glionna of the Los Angeles Times reports:

“Recently, Tokuda sat down at the offices of an adult film company to discuss life as one of Japan’s most veteran porn stars. Dressed in a blazer and casual shirt, he’s a slight man — about 5-foot-3, 140 pounds — who wears dentures and has a small but meandering Mikhail Gorbachev-type scar atop his balding head.

The Tokyo native was working in the travel promotion industry when he became a fan of order-in room porn flicks. Too shy to frequent adult movie stores, he tracked down the producers of his favorite DVDs. ‘At 59, I secretly hoped they would offer me some sort of senior discount,’ he recalls.

Tokuda befriended the firm’s producers, one of whom made him a proposition over drinks: Tokuda had a ‘lascivious’ face and was invited to try his hand at adult films.

In his first scene, filmmakers reduced the number of extras so Tokuda would feel less uncomfortable getting naked. His shyness quickly vanished along with his clothes, and he began slipping away from out-of-office travel company meetings to play porn actor. But after a 2005 stroke (not on the set, he says), he was moved to a desk job by his travel agency.

With no opportunity to slip out unnoticed, he retired — not from porn but from the travel industry. The rest, as they say, is Japanese porn history. Tokuda is now a brand name, with many projects bearing the Shigeo Tokuda moniker. A recent installment in his Forbidden Elderly Care series has been advertised with such slogans as ‘Don’t Be Ashamed of Getting Old!’ and ‘Lust Is Medicine.'” (Thanks Maginal Revolution.)

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One-hour look at pitcher Ferguson Jenkins during the 1972-1973 seasons.

From an article about Ferguson Jenkins in the February 19, 2011 Vancouver Sun: “Jenkins, who was born and raised in Chatham, Ont., was in Winnipeg on Friday for the local unveiling of the new 59-cent peel-and-stick stamp issued in his honour during Black History Month.

The stamp includes a present-day image of Jenkins, the only Canadian inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York, with a photograph in the background from a Sports Illustrated cover showing him in his pitching heyday.

‘This is humbling,’ Jenkins, who won 284 major league games, said.”


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"The best part is when you hold them, they will start going crazy to run away when they need to crap." (Image by Jan Tik.)

Bearded Dragons – $1 (Williamsburg)

I have three bearded Dragons, all of which I am selling due to time constraints. One is a female adult German Giant, the other two are juveniles, one being a silk back bearded dragon, and lastly a hypo. I will have pictures in a day, extensive ones. They include cages, decorations, bowls, food, lights, etc. The large female has never been bred but is ready for breeding. I was planning on taking her to a reptile show to pair her up but I don’t have the time anymore. All of these are tame, easily handled, well-tempered, and eat well. The best part is when you hold them, they will start going crazy to run away when they need to crap, giving you fair warning to put them (I use sink or bathtub) somewhere to do their business. This is because anytime I am home doing random chores I have them out and usually on me. When I am on the PC or watching TV as well. Most people don’t give this kind of handling time to their dragons (not that you really need to generally) but it is a bonus.

Made in 1964. C-3PO’s moves on display in the first minute. (Thanks Reddit.)

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A faithful telling of Kobo Abe’s novel about a Tokyo teacher and bug collector who is kidnapped by an entire village while vacationing in the desert, this Sisyphean drama by Hiroshi Teshigahara is the best kind of parable, one marked by nuance, ambivalence and immense strangeness.

An entomologist who is about to be squashed, Niki Jumpei (Eiji Okada) sojourns to the desert to try to locate a rare type of tiger beetle, hoping his accomplishment will get his name listed in a field guide. A world-weary soul who is worn by city life, the educator is only too happy to accept a stranger’s offer to lodge him with a local. As several villagers lower him into a sand pit with a rope ladder, Jumpei has no idea that he is descending into an arranged marriage with the woman (Kyôko Kishida) who inhabits the hut.

The woman must spend hours every day digging her house out from under sand drifts or it will collapse and a chain reaction will claim every home in the very interdependent village. She needs help with the chore since her husband recently died, so the neighbors decided to “trap” her a new husband. Soon realizing that the rope ladder will not be making a return appearance but unwilling to accept his fate, Jumpei hatches a succession of plots aimed at escaping from the pit. As each hope dries up, he increasingly unleashes his frustrations on the woman. But as the months progress, he begins to wonder whether the hopelessness of his new life is better than the frustration of his old one.

Of course, Jumpei doesn’t really have much of a choice in the matter. He will be made to sacrifice self for the greater good, to conform to the collective will to help ensure the survival of the community, to become one more fungible grain on the desert floor. He will all but disappear into the swarm. “If it wanted to,” the displaced man says with alarm, “the sand could swallow up cities…even entire countries.” It does all the time.•

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Dancing: In a general way, dancing may be defined as the expression of inward feelings by means of rhythmical movement of the body, especially of the lower limbs, usually accompanied by music. It may be said to be almost as old as humanity, prevailing among savages as well as among the most highly civilized nations. It was originally a constituent of religious rites. Among the Romans, dancing at a private entertainment was restricted to professional dancers, and this is still the custom in the East. With us it is a favorite form of entertainment, especially among young people. It is doubtless liable to abuse but not more so than other forms of social intercourse.

Drowning: Life often exists after apparent death, and no efforts toward resuscitation should be neglected. Turn the body on the face, life the stomach and gently shake water from the mouth; or roll on a barrel. Lay on the back, gently draw the tongue forward. Imitate breathing by lifting the lower ribs every few seconds, while raising and lowering the arms. Repeat this for hours. Rub hands. Apply hot water bags or bricks to stomach and feet and between thighs. If symptoms of life appear lay in a warm bed with plenty of air. Give teaspoons of brandy, and allow repose.

Drunkenness: In law drunkenness cannot be pleaded to avoid a contract. Coke held that the drunkard had invited the devil which possessed him, and was responsible for its consequences. In criminal law it is no justification for battery, trespass or defamation; if burglary is charged it may be shown that the premises were entered without intent to steal.

Ducking-Stool: The name of an old English instrument of punishment, consisting of a chair suspended by a pole over a sheet of water. It was used for “common-scolds,” the virago being tied in the chair and dipped in the water.

Dwarfs: These deformed creatures were mentioned in Libya by Herodotus and were discovered by Du Chailu (1858), and Stanley (1888). They are small, wild, shy, cunning, hunted by stronger races into the deepest forests, living almost like animals, as the wreckage of a prehistoric race in arrested development, The Bushmen of the Kalahari Desert are also stunted. The dwarf races are found in the Andaman Islands, Malacca, and the Philippines, where the United States government is trying to develop them. Abnormal dwarfs among well formed nations exhibit a defect in the development of the bones, such as is found in rickets. Giants are slow and stupid, dwarfs sensitive, suspicious, jealous, shrewd and observant. A dwarf 21 inches high, 25 years of age, was presented to Henrietta of France in a pie, and this was the height of Francis Flynn at 16; the woman, Hilamy Agyba of Sinai is 15 inches high.

•Taken from the 1912 Standard Illustrated Book of Facts.

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He is IBM engineer David Bradley, and he is be-boppin’ and skattin’ all over Bill Gates. (Thanks Reddit.)

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"He was as calm under questioning as he was during the twenty minutes that he was shooting men, women and children."

A furious ten hours of researching and writing about a 1949 mass murder in New Jersey won legendary New York Times reporter Meyer Berger the Pulitzer. An excerpt:

“CAMDEN, N.J., Sept.6–Howard B. Unruh, 28 years old, a mild, soft-spoken veteran of many armored artillery battles in Italy, France, Austria, Belgium and Germany, killed twelve persons with a war souvenir Luger pistol in his home block in East Camden this morning. He wounded four others.

Unruh, a slender, hollow-cheeked six-footer paradoxically devoted to scripture reading and to constant practice with firearms, had no previous history of mental illness but specialists indicated tonight that there was no doubt that he was a psychiatric case, and that he had secretly nursed a persecution complex for two years or more.

The veteran was shot in the left thigh by a local tavern keeper but he  kept that fact secret, too, while policemen and Mitchell Cohen, Camden  County prosecutor, questioned him at police headquarters for more than  two hours immediately after tear gas bombs had forced him out of his bedroom to surrender.

Blood Betrays His Wound

The blood stain he left on the seat he occupied during the questioning  betrayed his wound. When it was discovered he was taken to Cooper Hospital in Camden, a prisoner charged with murder.

He was as calm under questioning as he was during the twenty minutes that he was shooting men, women and children. Only occasionally excessive brightness of his dark eyes indicated that he was anything other than normal.

He told the prosecutor that he had been building up resentment against neighbors and neighborhood shopkeepers for a long time. ‘They have been
making derogatory remarks about my character,’ he said. His resentment seemed most strongly concentrated against Mr. and Mrs. Maurice Cohen who
lived next door to him. They are among the dead.”

Read the whole article.

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Good for when you want to watch your stories.

What amazing sights you’ll be able to see!

From Inhabitat: “Samsung just unveiled an amazing new solar-powered LCD television that can operate completely free from the power grid! The 46″ prototype TV, shown at CeBit in Germany, includes solar panels that produce energy from the ambient light in a room – because it was engineered to use very little energy, no additional power sources are needed. Another major breakthrough behind the concept is that the thin screen can display images and information while allowing objects behind it to be visible – this means that it has applications ranging from car windshield HUDs to storefront displays and digital window blinds.”

Lots of suds.

Doyers Street, Chinatown, New York City, 1890s.

San Francisco probably had the most famous Chinatown in America when the above classic photograph was taken in the 1890s, but NYC’s Chinatown was no slouch when it came to colorful street life. The following are a quartet of brief stories about the famous neighborhood from the Brooklyn Daily Eagle of that era.

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“She Missed Him in Bed” (June 1, 1890): “Julia Lee is the most famous woman in Chinatown, in New York. She is athletic and some time ago was married to a distinguished Oriental, part of whose name she bears. Lee Get is but a pygmy alongside his big German-American wife. Get has a weakness for fan tan and the money which he realizes from a small store in the basement of 11 Mott street is freely expended at his favorite game. At a late hour Friday night Lee stole from the side of his wife in bed and crossed over to 12 Mott street. There he joined one Lung and Sing Chung in a game of fan tan. When Julia missed him she started in dishabille to find her spouse. Lee was ingominiously led from the gaming table and dragged into the street. Julia hit Lee in the face and disturbed the symmetry of his nasal organ. His yells were loud enough to bring a policeman, who was a block distant, to the scene. The policeman knowing Mrs. Lee’s reputation took her into custody.”

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“Dangerous Localities” (March 9, 1879): “Some of the localities of Chinatown are positively dangerous, even with an officer. Among these is High Binder’s lane, where murders are often committed. It is the abode of the desperate and daring, and their numbers are countless. They have trap doors for the unwary and refuges in which they hide from the officers of the law. They come upon their victims in droves, rob him, maltreat him, and sometimes scar him with knives.”

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“Smells, Scenes and Noise” (March 9, 1879): “A Chinatown eating house consists usually of three stories. The first floor is for cooking, and the apparatus is very extensive. The second story has tables for the common folks. The third story is for grandees and distinguished people. But a Chinese cook is not restricted to the kitchen: tell him you are hungry, and he will immediately fetch his fire, his cooking utensils, his provisions, and cook under your very nose. He squats down anywhere, makes a fire in or on anything; a basin, dish, pan or pot; there is no limit to his invention. He will cook in the middle of the street, or in the centre of his guests in a restaurant.”

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“Exciting Day in Chinatown” (July 15, 1895): “It was Brooklyn vs. New York in Chinatown yesterday afternoon, and the arrival of the police broke up a small sized riot before the question of supremacy was definitely settled. The trouble had its origin two weeks ago, when Ah Hung, 30 years old, of 20 Pell street, hired Ah Kin, 50, of 20 Pell street, but recently of Brooklyn, to work in his laundry at $10 per week. On Saturday night Ah Kin, instead of receiving $20, was only given $7 by Ah Hung for his two weeks work and an argument ensued. Ah Hung refused to give up the other $13 and inquired in choice Chinese, “What are you going to do about it?”

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San Francisco’s Cbinatown, 1897:

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