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"There is also a legend about this cactus that someone long ago saw it doing strange motions." (Image by Donar Reiskoffer.)

Huge Cactus for Sale – $500 (Suffern NY)

Huge Cactus for Sale!!!
This cactus is a nature’s wonder. You may imagine a cactus small, spiky, green, with no leaves, and with flowers on it. Well, our cactus is tall, spiky, flower less (sorry), and leafy. Also, this cactus has lived over 100 years! Anyway, that does not mean that it is useless, or dead. There is also a legend about this cactus that someone long ago saw it doing strange motions, but noone ever knew if this was true. If you are really curios, well then buy the cactus and watch over it yourself. Please, if you notice anything, give us a call. You can keep this cactus in millions of places: at home, in your business office, where ever you want. It can also be used in schools to explain to kids about such plants and their features. Also, if you prefer you can buy branches from the cactus and grow it yourself. You can donate it to a museum, or plant it straight in your garden. If you are someone that always just can’t catch fish. Well, guess what we will bring you magic. Just through a piece of cactus into the water where the fish are and ta da! The fish will all jump up and all you have to do is catch them like butterflies. If you want to buy this amazing plant, but someone else in your family disagrees, please, convince them to buy it. Come on we can’t stand another week of that cactus breaking through our ceiling.