Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

Rabbit: But I need my foot. (Image by Gentaur.)

Need a talisman – $25

Hello out there.

I need a talisman. One to ward off negative spirits and if possible to break spell of constant horrible feelings. My life has turned upside down and I feel as though I am lost in a sea of nothingness. No feeling, no life, no more good times just general mediocre blankness. I was not always like this. Some where, some how i was blanketed by a curse and now i feel as though I have to always be laying down, like I’m in a coffin. Please help me out, I know $25.00 is not a lot these days but you’d be doing a good thing.