Siasconset Beach, 1932. (Image from the Nantucket Historical Association.)
lump o wax – $1 (flushing)
I got some surfwax here. dont need it no more. it got a little lumpy from the sun and sand and grime but still worksjust the same. you can use it as wax or to write a girls # on your board when on the beach or just for the sake of buying useless crap on cl. pick up only. price negotiable. thanks for looking.
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