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Piers Morgan: Will soon be making a guest appearance on the TV show, "Parliament's Got Questions." (Image by Nan Palmero.)

Great Britain sent more unique visitors to Afflictor in November than any other foreign country. Here are the top 5 finishers:

  1. Great Britain
  2. Canada
  3. Russia
  4. Netherlands
  5. Germany 

tell me a secret

I’m doing an art project and I need secrets. Please share a secret anonymously. You will not be contacted and your information will not be recorded.

Thank you.

"As for my knowlege in photography, again, you are a moron."

I dye my hair? (Financial District)

I do not dye my hair. Im gray today, 5 years ago I was less gray. 20 years ago, I was all black. You are out of your mind.

As for my chem and math, again, you are out of your mind. As for my knowlege in photography, again, you are a moron. I  never claimed to me an expert in photography and my only interest is investing in the stuff, making money then selling it.

You really are a moron. As for student loans, I think they are good if a student goes to school for a marketable profession. Its only when they spend nearly 200K for a major they cant earn money in that student loans are a waste.

What world do you live in? You sound as if you are 20 years old with zero reading comprehension. Does the world revolve around me? Hell no. Never said it did. You really are a sick fuck 


A few search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

Afflictor: Thinking Uncle Jerry was relatively restrained at Thanksgiving dinner this year.

  • Why TV news is ineffectual, or even worse, damaging.
  • Susan Kare created many of the iconic images for the Macintosh.

"The girls that are more proud of thier rap sheet than thier work history."

Tired of good girls

Where are the real bad girls the ones on parole, probation the ones that just got out of rehab? The girls that are more proud of thier rap sheet than thier work history. I want a chick that likes bald head tattooed up guys that been to the big house and now has there crap togather. I am tired of the everyday plain Jane women.

Hope to hear from you soon! 

"You put up the money."

2500 weird investment – $2500 (Financial District)

I am a pro poker player there are tournaments coming up at the borgata in atlantic city tournaments pay from 200k to 1m… you put up the money I play and we split 50/50 call jim for more info. we can also start off small with 1000 i will play the cash games if you like how i do then you put me in the tournament. this can be an ongoing thing cash daily. i love the game.

"I am curious as to any signs."

do u know some one born on.. (NY)

June 6th 2006?

yes 666. My gf and I were talking about this. And I think the date WILL influence their life.
NOT in an exorcist way. BUT it will come up enough and so I am curious as to any signs or thoughts at 5yrs old?
or people NOT wanting to be around the child?

Want to lose 100 lbs….(Yonkers)

Lookin for a way to lose 100lbs in 2 to 3 months. If u kno of any ways or can help. Please feel free to contact me asap. Dieting and working out isn’t helping as much as I expect. Really need to get rid of this drastic weight. 


Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

Afflictor: Fearing that "Twilight" and the other vampire crap will never go away.

  • Harold Bloom examines the intersection of American religion and politics.

"Any ideas as to what this dream might mean?"

Snake Dream (New York)

I had a dream that I was taking a **** on the floor of my apartment and a snake or something like it was in the feces. I am a male in my mid-30s and I think my girlfriend was there. I can’t entirely remember if it was her, but definitely a woman. Any ideas as to what this dream might mean? I’ve looked on some dream websites but they say different things. 

"They have Dr. Phil and anybody else telling them it is OK to do almost anything." (Image by Jerry Avenaim.)

I feel like crap all the time

Depressed is basically whom I am. I have never been the cheery type to begin with. No, I am not suicidal. If I were and mentioned it here I would have someone calling authorities or I would mess it up.

I talk to people daily and have no problem expressing myself. My friends and family are typically oblivious to the most obvious signs that things are bothering me. Perhaps it is because of how I look or that I give off a certain vibe to them. For the most part people think I am invincible.

Since early childhood I have had afflictions that bothered me. Again, to look at me you would not think there was anything wrong as I typically look fine and must unintentionally hide things. I have space in the knees, have had bad scoliosis, multiple herniations over the lower back, hiatal hernia and heartburn plus occasional acid reflux, sleep apnea, arthritis in the neck, fibromas in the feet, repetitive plantar fasciitis, fat pad atrophy, myofascial pain syndrome, chronic fatigue and more. None of them would be horrific if it were just one. But I get a full fledged symphony and it makes day to day shit real hard. Has made it to when I was younger I could not concentrate, therefore did not accomplish things that I should have and in return I am not fully independent. However, I have accomplished things that with any of these ailments that I should not have been physically been able to. Added is an unnaturally high heart rate when doing exercise at the lowest of time and I am basically never comfortable.

Over the years I have been very athletic, average, let myself go and have come back. All the time I have had a number of these things creep up on me. As a teenager I had a lot of them as I was very active. In an attempt to be more useful I have slowly built myself up through pain and inability and still these ailments bother me. A podiatrist suggested I must be in exquisite pain. Physical therapists see me cramping but marvel at my abilities to do certain things and know that I do stuff at home to minimalize my pain.

I have been single for a while now also, which does not help. I like being with someone but I had a couple of long relationships and then a couple of short ones and since have not even asked anyone out. When I go out I typically attract younger women and the older ones think I must be a player, which I have been told that in retrospect a lot. 

I am good at some things and bad at seemingly easy things. I pissed an ex off by in advance saying that I do not sleep well with others. Meaning I am not sleeping over. I have issues being functional while getting some sleep. If I were to spoon I do not sleep. I sleep with a fan on. I do not like being slept on top of and have had women that have the attitude of you just haven’t been with the right one yet. Yea please. :). So I pissed her off by trying to avoid sleeping with her knowing that she wanted me to sleep over. I tried and tried. But she had needs and got pissed that although I needed to sleep and be up in the morning, she does not work, and we are not talking. Mind you this was not very recent.

I am not sure why I am even writing. I like to talk and do so often enough. I make others feel better and what I would need to feel better is just that, feeling better. I have baffled many a doctor as anything they would try I have already done so and failed. They shrug their shoulders.

My friends have basically proven to be not real friends and the women I would date I have not been finding real ones. Everyone has a list of simple things and then they are full of shit.

When I feel like this I can typically do a lot to make myself feel better, have fun and such but I have been in a rut for months and here is another holiday. Another year being single. Another year older. Yet my friends suggest things could be worse. I feel like crap, am in pain, barely go out except for work and when out I attract the young chicks and am alone. Sure if you were a guy that just wanted to bang barely legal chicks for decades and have nobody to answer to I would have it made. But mind you that is not me and it would not make me feel better.

Basically a true friend might help but even then it gets messed up. A genuine gf perhaps but society has fucked so many things up that nobody is even close to whom they say that they are anymore. They have Dr. Phil and anybody else telling them it is OK to do almost anything and cut and run and everything is OK. But we all have those initial first talks that seem good.

When you are feeling OK or have things going well some things do not bother you as much. When everything that you try to do is seemingly taking too long, a simple customer service call takes forever, changing a tire, having issues up the azz, aches, pains, no fun and being single just has you passing GO and not only not collecting $200 but being given a ticket for going too damn slow.

Fuck! 

"It belonged to Albert Einstein in the late 1930's to early 40's."

Einstein’s Personal Table (Long Island,NY)

I have an interesting table with a story…… I acquired it from my old work center supervisors mother (Ms. Praul) when I was in the Navy in Va Beach all because I was the only one to volunteer to help move her items out of her apartment… she gave it to me to show her appreciation for the outstanding effort I put out and she didnt know how to repay me other then giving me this table with a great story….That is it belonged to Albert Einstein in the late1930’s to early 40’s… This table was an exchange that took place for some carpentry work that was done on Einsteins 112 Mercer street residence near Princeton University. Ms. Praul worked at Princeston while her husband did carpentry and had the opportunity to do work on Alberts house when he was still around… I am exploring the interests of the public and what its worth to you. I have a good idea on its value and I am exploring the market for any potential interest.The table has its historical value that’s for sure and may be appealing to a potential buyer , I will let it go if the price is right.

"Once I was able to fully understand the size of the universe..." (Image by T bone.)

Alien Invaders (Manhattan)

I used to think that there was no other life in the universe. I said look at mars, look at the moon- no life. Clearly. This is probably what most people think who agree there is no other life out there. Once I was able to fully understand the size of the universe and the possibilities and the increasing entropy, I am convinced that there must be some other life somewhere in the universe. Then why haven’t they came to earth to invade us? They might not have the idea of “invasion” or even of leaving their planet. They might not think as we do. They don’t live on our planet, they do not live on our time, and may not have the same ideas like in different languages some ideas do not exist and there are no words to express them. We worry about alien invasion and attack and war because these are our ideas that we believe in on this planet. 


Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

Afflictor: Thinking it's nice that Newt Gingrich's ex-wives get along so well.

  • Cop cars become part of a central swarm brain.
  • Steve Jobs even fussed over what washing machine he would buy.

"It was an amazing little adventure." (Image by Gage Skidmore.)

A Woman In Pantyhose Last Evening

I was on the subway last evening with my gf and spotted a pretty, dark hair business woman in black pantyhose, knee length skirt, and 3 inch black pumps. She was talking with some associates who left her alone after their train came. I watched her for a bit while she talked to those associates, and I noticed she kept trying to pull her foot out of her heel. Her pantyhose foot would halfway slide out, and then back in. When she became alone, she headed for the staircase and sat down, and promptly removed more of her foot from her heel. I was mesmerized. I could not look away, even though my gf stood right next to me, talking. So our train came, and she gets on right next to us. She is standing, and immediately her right high heeled shoe is off, and her pantyhose foot was right there for me to see. I was in a panic literally. I wanted to look and did to a degree, but again my gf was right there. I managed to notice her painted red toenails under her hose, and her reinforced toe. She got out at the next stop. I was standing right by the door, and when she left i whispered to her that she had beautiful pantyhose feet. I do not think she heard me because I had to speak softly. It was an amazing little adventure.

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Can anyone help me??? (Anywhere)

Does anyone know the name of the movie where people died or exploded because they drank the water? I think there was a court scene where the judge drink the water and exploded or die and in the town scare people drank the water and they started to die or explode. And then at the end the two main characters jump out a window to theres deaths because there was no way to escape. 

can someone help me please!!! 

"Maybe I can eat cat food from the garbage can." (Image by Luis Miguel Bugallo Sánchez.)

Retired old Man (Wall street)

O O. Dow Jones Stock took a big fall again today, My retirement money is there If wall street keeps falling, I won’t have food to survive, I might die if I can’t eat, Maybe I can eat cat food from the garbage can, If I find some there, If not then I quess I have to eat dirt and wait for it to rain to drink water from the street before the  dog gets there first.

"Fucking trolls."

So what IS on the moon? (hmm)

My proposal: go there and if you find any labs or colonies or anything at all, fucking bomb the shit out of them. Kill them all. They play video games with our lives.

Fucking trolls. 

"It is 100% LEGAL."

Lucrative Cash Business

This opportunity is for the Entertainment / Nightclub / Hospitality field. It is 100% LEGAL.

I need one or two solid partners to help me start up a business. Money is not the only thing that will get you in the door. I can get money from any idiot. In addition to funds you should be a lawyer, or have a good one. You should be a contractor, or have a good one. Handle all things financial, legal, and political. You MUST be mature, trustworthy, and trusting. There are many trappings in this business and I do not tolerate monkey business. There is a time for fun, but its only AFTER we make money. Business comes first. Anyone who is easily distracted by lights, music, booze, girls (or guys), drugs, sex, rock & roll need not apply. 

I have many years experience and I have the ability to make you a lot of money. If the economy turns around I will make you bloody RICH. For now, we can still make good money. If I could do this myself I would. I do not have the money. But I do have the know-how and I will not be second guessed. I have 20 years experience and I can produce revenue.

This is a great opportunity for the right person. Please keep in mind that I am NOT desperate. I do not need a club to stroke my ego. This is about making money. Its just something I happen to be good at. I don’t do business with just anybody. We have to be a good fit.

"P.S. I'm looking for funny, cute, unique, sad, etc." (Image by Huhu Uet.)

Wanted – Santa Claus Letters – $1 (New York)

Hello, I”m collecting data for research and need to collect letters to Santa Claus from children living in New York. I am a licensed Psychologist in Nevada. The U.S. Postal Service will not help me (because once they are dropped in the mail, they become property of the U.S.P.S). The letters do not need to have any identifying information. You don’t even need to put a return address. Just make sure it has the city and State, and if you want, the area of the city. The letters may be used for my research project and therefore this statement serves as consent to use it. P.S. I’m looking for funny, cute, unique, sad, etc. If you want more information feel free to contact me through craigslist. 

Some search engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

Afflictor: Thinking Herman Cain was hasty when choosing his running mate. (Image by Axelv.)

  • Steve Jobs hated the Sports Illustrated tablet mock-up.
  • E.B. White mourns the decline of the Model T in 1936,
  • Nabokov had a low opinion of Dostoyevsky.

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