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“You can see were the Alaskan women actually sewed together the pieces of dried seal skin.”

Seal Coat for sell (Rock Hill, SC)

Hi this beautiful coat was given to me by one of my patients. She gave me history on the coat and states that her husband had it hand made as a wedding gift to her but he never made it back from the war. Due to it bringing memories she decided to give it to me one day she came into the office.The coat is so, OMG, beautiful. As I explained it was hand made there you can see were the Alaskan women actually sewed together the pieces of dried seal skin. You can see layered patches sewen together. The coat is very thick or shall I say weigh a lot. You can’t but help adore it.

The little I have learned is that it was made in Alaska or cold country. I can take tons of photos but only if someone is really honestly interested in seeing the coat. I reside in SC and it does not get cold enough here to wear such a rich vintage item.Few things you should know: Since it was hand made, it is sized approximately to a 12/14 because this is my size and it fits perfectly. It has some inner flaws where threads may have unraveled.

Most important. I took the coat to Montaldo, Douglas Furs in Charlotte, NC. They confirmed that the coat is authenic seal and they couldn’t get over the look of it.

But because of some “right activist law” the only thing they could do is prove authenicity but not able to give me a quote on the coat. ‘Yes it is worth something’ the young man and lady said, but we are unable to share a quote because of the law of NC and the activist law.

They hurried to tell me to perhaps place it on EBAY or here. I placed it on EBAY but it was rejected due to the same law, but as he says, the coat is truely a valuable asset to ones closet.
I was keeping the coat at a local cleaners but I felt I was spending to much monies. Help me to find this beautiful coat a home. He did say it does have unquotable value.

He said even with the coat holding value some altering will definitely have to be done but what a gift someone would be getting.


Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

Afflictor: Thinking that this was an election in which the PAC man…

…wasn’t able to beat the pizza man.

  • A brief note from 1866 about a newborn.

“I can host.”

Daddy’s Babygirl

I have always been curious about enema, suppository, exam play. Figured that I only live once, so why not? I’ve personally never had an enema or used suppositories. I’ve also never had a complete exam done before. Looking for the perfect Daddy/Doctor type. I’d perfer that all of this come from a lovely Daddy caring for his little girl, but I could also get into the gentle Doctor too. I wanna play the little girl who doesn’t feel well and is having tummy trouble. That leads Daddy to call the doctor and the doctor tells daddy that he has to take my temperature rectally. Then give me a rectal exam. Upon which Daddy decides babygirl needs an enema and suppository medicine. Babygirl has NEVER had anything in her bottom before and is really afraid.. and very tense and tight…

Basically, send me a story. If it arouses me in the proper way, I’ll get back to you to possibly set up a meeting so we can do this in real life. I can host. Must be D&D free. Can’t wait to read your stories!!

“We can do this in real life.”

Just a brief note that I haven’t been able to post as much as usual this week because I’ve been trying to help some older relatives left in bad shape by the hurricane. Normally a Presidential election would have meant that I would be posting stuff 24/7.

A big thanks to all the FEMA representatives I’ve met. They’ve been wonderful. And if you mention Mitt Romney’s loss to any of these people, you will experience the very definition of gloating. Apparently they were none too thrilled by his primary season proposal to dismantle their agency. Let’s hope the age of demonizing government workers and schoolteachers ends. These folks are not the enemy.

“I will give you my word.”

Need a $3000 loan (Williamsburg)

I need a $ 3000 loan.

I tried many banks but do not get the loan because i have very bad credit.

But I will give you my word I will repay you back.

I will pay you $ 50 dollars extra when I pay it back.

Thanks.

“Let me know.”

I want to work with BRUCE WILLIS in a movie. (Midtown)

I never acted, but it would be a life’s dream to work with him. I’m a big f’in Die Hard fan. Let me know.

Chuck and Cam: Wearing leis to prevent nip-slip-photos.

The Top 5 foreign countries sending the most traffic to Afflictor last month:

  1. Great Britain
  2. Mexico
  3. Netherlands
  4. Spain 
  5. Colombia


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But I look forward to the “Highlights” post.

I won’t be putting up a “Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor” post today since my connectivity was (and still is) so sketchy in wake of Hurricane Sandy, and I added very few things over the past few days. I’ll include the stuff from this week in next week’s “Highlights” post.

“Percussion.”

getting physicals from college adult very important (new york)

those of you needing a physical: college adult checking airway breathing, circulation, your genitals, body, anus, prostate, percussion, palpitation and auscultation. can give you that full physical if interested. to make sure everything is working properly and fine there.

I only suffered one little loss in the storm. My 1000 or so books were stored in the basement of a relative’s house, which was in one of those ominous-sounding low-lying, coastal areas. Those volumes now swim with the fishes. That leaves me in possession of only 24 books which I just read, am reading or about to read.

Whenever I lose any possession, I always have a feeling of lightness. Without the weight, I just might float away. Should l use this opportunity to switch to an e-reader for all my in-print reading? Maybe.

I don’t fret at all about the loss. I think it’s amazing I’ve had the opportunity to read so many great books by so many brilliant people. How enriched my life has been because of it. What privilege.

It makes me think of all those in the world who don’t have that opportunity because of poverty or politics or bias. All that wasted potential.

••••••••••

“How many little Albert Eisteins / Cut down in their prime?”:

I’m back! Did you miss me? No?!? But I missed you! Not fair.

So, I obviously haven’t been connected to  the Internet for days because of the East Coast Katrina known as Hurricane Sandy. Easily the worst storm in New York City during my lifetime. We’ve had other ferocious weather, to be sure, but never this type of sustained assault. It felt like it went on forever. Dozens of people  died, and as horrible as that is, I’m (very happily) surprised more didn’t. I have some  displaced relatives whose homes took  serious damage. Now they have to deal with the overtaxed folks at FEMA and insurance companies and all that fun stuff while still trying to deal with  their workaday lives. It particularly sucks  for the older ones.

I hope all of you readers who were in the  path of the storm are well.

This is the first time since the Internet became a thing–the thing–that I haven’t logged on for a day, let alone several days. I missed you, Internet. I missed you, Second Brain. Let us never part again.

Thanks to all of you for your patience. Just a couple of posts today, but I’ll return tomorrow to continue mocking horrible people, letting you know about elaborate monkey funerals from 1895, and putting up posts about all  the cool, futuristic stuff that will exist long after we’re all dead.

You know, the same crap that’s always on this blog, just worded slightly differently.

Darren

P.S.: To that fellow passenger on a Brooklyn bus on Wednesday who whined repeatedly that the bus was “too warm” just hours after some of our neighbors drowned and were electrocuted, go fuck yourself.

“I.D.”

Kidney and I.D for sale – $2500

Im in need of money and willing to sell my kidney-$6500 (non smoker and non drinker) or i.d-$2500 (social security card and birth certificate).

“Kidney.”

“My husband is clean of all infection.”

donation (bronx)

hi my name is emy. im looking for a female that would like to carry a baby from my husband. i cant have no baby and i would like to make my life happy by letting my husband have one baby.

must live with us through the whole 9 months.

my husband is clean of all infection. he was tested. please help us have one baby. he deserves it. he’s a great man.

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Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

Afflictor: Thinking that while two out of three ain’t bad, that other one really, really sucks.

  • Freeman Dyson recalls his relationship with Ludwig Wittgenstein.
  • Upton Sinclair was the target of the first modern political smear campaign.
  • Sculpture may or may not survive the Digital Age.

“I’ve not the patience for the requested extended foreplay.”

DONE WITH SEX

I’ve had it. My drive is not any where near what it used to be. I can actually take it or leave it.

What the hell is it with women over 40 anyway? They have the sexual drive of a 21 year old man, and more and more, I find their demands taxing. I’ve not the patience for the requested extended foreplay most of these women seem to require. Additionally, requests…no…DEMANDS for extended intercourse and frequency of intercourse leaves me drained, mentally and physically. A couple of times a week would be more than sufficient for me. Ever been yelled out by a naked, stark raving mad woman, pissed that you don’t want to have sex with her? 

And so it seems that women reach their sexual peak at 40, and men, at 17.

Do you think sometimes that if there is a God, he’s into practical jokes?

56/M 

“There is a hit out on us.”

life or death of family

Please help me and my family. There is a hit out on us. Details when you call. There is a plan to kill 5-6 people. Any advice or help would be welcomed. ThANK YOU.

“I’ll pay you 50 bucks to let my friend Chloe hold your baby.”

Need a baby to hold – $50 (Midtown West)

My friend Chloe has never held a baby before. Can anyone help her? She has never experienced the feeling of looking into a newborn baby’s eyes and seeing God. I’ll pay you 50 bucks to let my friend Chloe hold your baby. Supervised, public visit of course. This is no joke! 50 bucks for about 15 min of your time. Email me back with any questions.


Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

Afflictor: Thinking that the 2012 Halloween costume that is scarier than a zombie…

…or even a zombie cannibal…

…is this.

  • Freeman Dyson explains the uncertainty of science in the Digital Age.

“This could be great fun for kids.”

Wanted – Live stink bugs! – $10 (Hudson Valley)

I am looking for LIVE “Brown Marmorated Stink Bugs.” These insects can be nuisances this time of year as they move to homes, barns and other structures to find a place to overwinter. I need them, and you need them gone. Will pay $10 per hundred if you collect. Otherwise, will pay a token finders fee for access to a collectible population. Am looking for as many as three thousand. This could be great fun for kids. Thanks for your reply!

“They in reality don’t want a man like me who is not just a good man but a great man.”

Done with women for good (Rutherford, NJ)

Well I think its time to give up on ever finding the right women for me. I have searched for the last 46 years and I’m done. Women claim that they want a good man who will treat them right, but in reality all they want is to rule over men as if they are god. They want to dress sexy, but think that they can tell you not to look at them because your too old, or too fat, or not rich enough, or whatever. They in reality don’t want a man like me who is not just a good man, but a great man. A gentleman, who is secure in who he is. Confident, sincere, and sensitive, who treats everyone with love and respect. I”m tired of trying to have companionship with undeserving women. I think it might be time to succumb to my loneliness, and let it take me. A life where all I do is work so that I can pay insurance, rent, etc. without anyone to spend it with, is no life at all. I think its time to say goodbye and wish for a quick death. I can’t take the loneliness anymore. I need to be told that someone loves me. I need some human contact, someone to give my love to. And all you women don’t want me. I’m by no means fat, or ugly, but you just don’t understand me, and never take the time to get to know the real me. I curse all the women of the world for throwing away a man who would have given his life to making theirs a better life. A man who would have done almost anything to make the one that he loves happy. Good bye cruel world.

“We can do it too.”

Attempting a World Record & We Need Your Help (Everywhere)

Hello. I’ve just launched a new social network site (LIKE FACEBOOK) with my 3 children. It’ offers Totally Free Sign Up, and the ability to upload and share photos, videos, music, create private friends groups, chat, play games, share political views and comments etc…. JUST LIKE FACEBOOK! And YES It’s FREE to sign up, no cost at all!So just about 7 years ago, a college student, who dropped out, started facebook. Yes just 7 years ago! So WE can do it too. So with your help by signing up, and inviting ALL of your family and friends to join you as well, we can make this happen. It takes about 4-5 min of your time to sign up. THAT’S ALL WE ARE ASKING OF YOUR HELP! And ask your family/friends to sign up with you.We are attempting to become the Fastest growing Social Network Website in History!We Currently have Members from 13 States in under 4 weeks so far….CRAZY! Started in PA, then NJ, DE, NC, SC, FL, ME, MO, NV, OH, MD, CO and growing!

I Know we can do this. Would you be willing to be a part of our World Record Attempt? Five minutes of your time, and that you pass the word to everyone…..Family, Friends, Co-Workers, Neighbors…..EVERYONE!

Thanks so much for your help. Create your profile today……and we will offer you 100 stock shares in this company for FREE. No obligations, no gimmicks.

nimaol.com

“It’s The Socially Correct Thing To Do!”

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