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Angry white male syndrome.
I was in a parking lot the other day, and I see this black woman in a wheelchair. And that’s the way women and blacks in America are now. They all want to be in wheelchairs so that I have to pay their way.
Your contention is false. This was a random occurrence that you accepted as a rule because it concurred with and fed your preexisting prejudices. Further, you drink too much and have likely sustained many concussions.
“Jim is middle-aged and not particularly in shape, which makes this even worse for him.”
We have a ritual around this time of year: the Halloween dare.
My buddy Jim lost it this time.
The Halloween dare is simple: you have to go to a stranger’s apartment, strip naked, and masturbate for them.
The stranger is always a man. As is the loser of the Halloween dare.
Jim is middle-aged and not particularly in shape, which makes this even worse for him. He’s cute, though. He is employed and sane. But this will be very embarrassing for him.
There are more details. If interested, reply.
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Starving children reciting Twitter complaints about Hollywood movie casting.
Extremely disappointed in the casting of Fifty Shades of Grey. They couldn’t find 2 better looking people to play Christian & Anastasia? Eww.
Ben Affleck as Batman?! Just when you thought that film wasn’t going to be a big enough disaster.
A woman in a burqa smiling broadly at Adam Sandler’s antics.
I’m urinating.
“Squirting included!”
My BF and I get off filming ourselves having sex (yes, BJ, facials, anal, squirting included!) and we also get off watching the movies of other COUPLES that we can email or chat with!
Me: 20, Slim, CUTE, small bewbs, dark hair!
Him: 22, fit, nice cock, dark hair!
Piers Morgan: Even now, David Frost is a better interviewer.
The Top 5 foreign countries sending the most traffic to Afflictor last month:
10 search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:
Afflictor: Hoping Anthony Weiner won’t be in charge of the food at his Labor Day barbecue.
“You can abuse me as much as you want.”
Hello ladies,
Are you angry, frustrated, tired of the male dominated world?
Are you feeling like slapping, punching or beating up someone?
I am Bill and I am here to resolve your emotional dilemma.
You can abuse me as much as you want.
I am one spoiled, unbehaving, condescending nerd whom you will enjoy slapping, punching and humiliating with no consequences.
Don’t miss the opportunity to abuse and destroy your opposite sex.
Reply me at my e-mail to know the rate.
Innocent men executed by hanging with Donald Trump neckties.
Available at Macy’s and other fine dealers of nooses.
A student-teacher relationship at Trump University.
Teach me how to be a job creator just like you, Mr. Trump.
You have to kiss me first.
. . . I have to fight the urge to tickle people. Is there something wrong with me?
Satan’s catheter.
Toilets are for losers.
They sure are, brother.
Mika Brzezinski and a sexist toaster debating the merits of twerking.
It’s worse than genocide.
You’re old and pretty.
He’s also ageist.
“You can begin with a FREE 30 minute phone consultation.”
Hey Guys,
Do you want straight to the point advice that will help make your dating or sex life better? Well now is your chance to ask the questions that’s troubling your love life.
And you can begin with a FREE 30 minute phone consultation. There’s no financial investment required for the call… so it’s no pressure on you. What do you have to lose??
During the first initial call (the 30 minute consultation), I would get to know a bit more about you- and I will also address the first questions that you may have.
Contact me today by email or phone to schedule a free 30 minute consultation.
Dr. Jonas Salk’s fourth cousin inventing a cure for polo.
Die, you dreaded disease!
Has anyone seen Chestnut?
10 search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:
Afflictor: Thinking Chelsea Manning should be considered for a Presidential pardon.
Your move, Barbara Obama.
A Beatles reunion in 2013.
Watch out, Ringo…TRUCK!
“No joke.”
where can i sell my soul to the devil?? or where can i meet a demon?? plz help. want something from satan. no joke.
The Incredible Hulk abandoning his family.
I’m going out for a pack of cigarettes.
But you don’t smoke, Dad.
A jacked-up Mel Gibson on his way to yank Baby Jesus 2.0 from the womb.
I can’t wait any longer for you, my Savior.
I read somewhere that used cat litter that has cat smell/urine smell on it can be a deterrent for the rodents. They smell cat litter and run away.
Please let me have some.
James Lipton interviewing Sean Penn’s condom.
What is your least favorite word?
Rick Perry having a horrible accident while shaving his pubes.
If I’m gonna be elected President in 2016, I’ll need to be smooth.
Ouch!
Damn, I took out a big chunk.
Well, I ain’t gonna waste it.