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This week President Obama’s appearance on Between Two Ferns took an unexpected turn.
Why haven’t you closed Gitmo and tried the prisoners? There’s no due process and inmates are tortured.
That’s a complicated question, Zach. I thought we were going to just talk about the website and make some friendly jokes.
Save that crap for Steve Kroft. I want answers. Why do you support policies that allow torture? Are you turned on by it?
What kind?
Stuff being done to genitals.
Consensual?
No.
No, that’s not sexy.
When we return from the break, we’ll talk about the U.S. non-response in Crimea and the death by drone of innocent families.
“Wake the fuck up.”
Where the hell is that fucking plane? Isn’t anyone else besides me worried about this? The government knows where it is but not telling us. I’ll tell you my theory. That plane is the Middle East. The passengers were gassed on that plane and they took it to where they wanted to go. That plane is going to show up somewhere packed with explosives. Wake the fuck up before a disaster happens. Don’t sit back and wait.
I’m looking for good quality human skeletons, also animal skeletons. Contact email. Thanks!
“This is a strange loop, my friend.”
I’m a young entrepreneur, 21 years young, looking to make a mark on this shitty world. Have you ever found yourself right back where you started? This is a strange loop, my friend. Life is filled filled with paradoxes, equations, algorithms, engineering, science.
Did you know when you tune your tv to static, you’re witnessing what is leftover radiation, leftover energy from the big bang? You’re legitimately witnessing the aftermath of the creation of the universe itself. Yet you tune away, so unaware of the many galaxies are infinite possibilities of life right in front of you?
Did God make man? Or did man make God? Does it matter? Any of it? Does any of it matter? Right now you are a infinite dimensional being caught up in the midst of a 4th dimensional dream. How exciting!
Every second I live I acknowledge that I am also dying. How nostalgic filled. How bittersweet to be honest. But then I think to myself, what is the fear of dying having never lived?
Life is easy. People make it complicated. And I, this human, this mere human, caught up in a 4th dimensional dream, am looking for ways to succeed “outside the box.” Why would I want to save up and work some shit job? That’s what I call spiritual suicide, friend.
Albert Einstein said “The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.”
I’ve walked alone, and man, I’ve seen some shit. Help me share my experience with the world. I have a legitimate way. In some parallel universe, we’ve already worked together, and my idea is already huge. So let’s do it again, in this universe. Why not?
Live a little friend. The world is not as sad a place as some think. There is beauty in change. Today is a good day.
10 search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor:
This week a despised tyrant who invaded a foreign country was finally repelled, avoiding a global crisis.
No, not him.
Him.
I’ve noticed with the newer subway cars on the track, it sends out a strange beeping noise just before it passes by. This noise actually happens at just about the same time my computer crashes or the TV freezes. I was wondering if anyone else has noticed this intrusion of the MTA equipment.
Me and my wife are ready to have a bundle of joy but we need a donor please if anyone willing to help us out and donate some sperm that would be helpful please email with an updated photo…and no we will not make you do child support we got it on our own.
10 search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:
Trying to repair her image, Paula Deen said this week she doesn’t think she’s better than any American, including that tall butler who works at the White House.
We are a younger couple (age: 29). i need an old man to fuck my girl. U must be over the age of 45 and can host in Suffolk or pay for room.
“I would rather not compromise my dignity,”
Young, healthy, non-smoker, athletic (jogger, tennis), educated (Bachelor of Science in Marketing), blood type A woman is looking to share my kidney with an individual/family who really needs it. I am not willing to travel outside of the continental US to have surgery. The job market has been unsympathetic to me and at this point its either sell a kidney or compromise my dignity. I would rather not compromise my dignity. Besides, I would be helping to save someone’s life.
Working off an incredibly slow connection.
“My husband is clean of all infection.”
hi my name is emy. im looking for a female that would like to carry a baby from my husband. i cant have no baby and i would like to make my life happy by letting my husband have one baby.
must live with us through the whole 9 months.
my husband is clean of all infection. he was tested. please help us have one baby. he deserves it. he’s a great man.
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Afflictor: Thinking two awful dictators have finally been forcibly removed.
“Here’s a story that is serious to funny.”
Synopsis:
Here’s a story that is serious to funny. Joe fights crime after turning his coat into a makeshift cape (“cape- coat”) and flies. He becomes Super Joe! It’s pretty funny the way he handles the bad guys. Also as Super Joe, he sure does a job with the ladies, in satisfying them, that is. Without being Super Joe he also manages to straighten out a few hoodlums robbing a store in a couple of episodes. Joe and his friend Tony (depressed cause of breaking up with his girlfriend and drinking too much) get into trouble at a cocktail lounge and then an unusual encounter with the police and fire department. Joe has a crazy confrontation with his mother as a young boy. Well that’s some of the action that takes place in the dreams and daydreams, creatively intertwined. The new found dreaming experience resulted from Joe’s working out, running in the park, slipping on a bottle and hitting his head.
Joe’s relationship with his wife Terry is a nice, friendly one, as depicted in the reality part of the story. They go out shopping, spend quality time at home and baby sit Tony one night taking him out. Again, cause of Tony being depressed. With growing concern of Joe’s condition, they do see a doctor. At any rate, his dreams are a new challenge and appear uncontrollable.
Dark Comedy, Satire, 98 pages
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“Super Joe.”
“Terry.”
“Tony.”
hey all of you punks that want a piece of me meet me at richies gym..on stanwix street..if you have the balls come in and ask for big jim..we can box right there, i need a few punks to spar with for my next fight..ill be there all week long..there i have named the place and time punks make my day pussies..THE GREAT MAN FROM BROOKLYN HAS SPOKEN AND WILL SPEAK AGAIN.
I am a psychiatrist, and would like to barter psychiatric services for massage. I don’t want any sex/kinky stuff, just good massages, but from a female only. If you’re interested contact me and we can talk further. Thanks!
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Afflictor: Thinking Russia has a secret weapon for the competitive-eating portion of the Olympics.
“23 pages.”
Logline/Synopsis:
A somewhat frustrated realtor, disappointed cause of the lack of business as he deals with prospects over the phone. He drinks and gets a little crazy alone in his office. His secretary is challenged by an aggressive insurance agent. The agent gets impatient after waiting to see the realtor. He steals office supplies. He then tries selling insurance to her and after his crazy failing attempts, he literally gets kicked out of the office by both of them. And Larry, the realtor, ends the story in a strange way with a gun, scaring Judy, his secretary.
Excerpt:
LARRY
(politely)
Hi.
(smiles)
Is daddy home?…How ʼbout mommy..? OK. Go call her…I need to talk to her. . ..
JUDY
(looking through the file cabinet. He scares her at “Go” and she freezes, listening to him)
LARRY
(explodes)
Go! Get! Her!!
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LARRY
(swings a fly swatter one good time like a baseball bat with two hands, trying to swat a fly in midair, getting him a little pissed off for missing it)
(quietly to himself)
You little bastard!
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BATES
OK. I just simply wanted to present him a very good deal. Why donʼt you shut the fuck up and go in there and get him.
JUDY
(pissed off)
Who the hell you think youʼre talking to?!!
BATES
You talk too much. If youʼre not going to get him, sit down!!
(pushes her down in the chair)
JUDY
(canʼt believe it, as she gets up fast, loudly)
YOU BASTARD! WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK YOUʼRE DOING?!!
BATES
(points at office door)
GET his ass the fuck OUT here or Iʼll mop you all over this fuckinʼ place!
JUDY
(backs away from him)
You sick bastard!
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Comedy / Satire, 23 pages, PDF copy via email attachment.
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“Iʼll mop you all over this fuckinʼ place!”
“Does that make me her john?”
Is asking for cab fare after a web hook up weird …. the idea of giving someone i just had sex with money no matter how much would be considered paying for sex. Does that make me her john?
Am I overthinking it?
If we were at a bar and took a cab I would most likely pay for it anyway or I would buy her drinks it would be money well spent…. Even if there was never a hook up etc….
We have hooked up a few times and she asked each time and so far I have obliged but the thought lingers….
Just wondering if this is common and a small amount of money for cab fare <$15 is OK.
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