Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

This week, the world gathered to epress emotions about some of our most serious problems.

This week, the world grew emotional about our most serious problems.

Syrians have been killed by chemical weapons.

Many other children don't have access to food and medicine like I do.

Other children don’t have access to food and medicine like I do.

Holy fuck, the icebergs are melting!

Holy fuck, the icebergs are melting!

We have not treated our fellow humans well. We are depressed

We have behaved poorly, but we will change.

  • Donald Trump likes Hamburger Helper and authoritarian regimes.
  • Dubai boasts great commercial aviation and awful treatment of workers.
  • Buzz Aldrin thinks we should make a permanent move to Mars.
  • Almost nobody in baseball throws a screwball anymore. Why?