A Note To Fox Sportscaster Russ Salzberg

Despite what you reported tonight, the Brazilian soccer team was not actually “massacred in every sense of the word” by Germany. Thankfully.

We will avenge our murdered husbands.

We will avenge our murdered husbands.

Father is covered in blood and dishonor.

Father is covered in blood and dishonor.

I declare war upon Germany.

I declare war upon Germany.

Wait, what?

Wait…what?

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