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The opening of the first New York Times article about Barack Obama, in 1990, when he became the initial African-American president of the Harvard Law Review:

The Harvard Law Review, generally considered the most prestigious in the country, elected the first black president in its 104-year history today. The job is considered the highest student position at Harvard Law School.

The new president of the Review is Barack Obama, a 28-year-old graduate of Columbia University who spent four years heading a community development program for poor blacks on Chicago’s South Side before enrolling in law school. His late father, Barack Obama, was a finance minister in Kenya and his mother, Ann Dunham, is an American anthropologist now doing fieldwork in Indonesia. Mr. Obama was born in Hawaii.

‘The fact that I’ve been elected shows a lot of progress,’ Mr. Obama said today in an interview. ‘It’s encouraging.

‘But it’s important that stories like mine aren’t used to say that everything is O.K. for blacks. You have to remember that for every one of me, there are hundreds or thousands of black students with at least equal talent who don’t get a chance,’ he said, alluding to poverty or growing up in a drug environment.”

In the aftermath of George Zimmerman being found not guilty for the murder of Trayvon Martin, you hear well-meaning people say that we shouldn’t let the court decision tear America apart along racial lines. But we’re already apart. Justice is segregated in America, with two very different systems. Whether it’s Stand Your Ground or Stop and Frisk, African-Americans, especially ones who are young and male, are suspects because of who they are. They’re often treated as perpertrators in search of a crime. You can’t legislate racism away, but racism should not be a part of the legislative process, a part of the judicial system. It may be worse in some places than others, but it’s not great anywhere. If you have a child with dark skin, you live in fear. And we’re all guilty of making that a reality, North and South, East and West, Jeb Bush and Michael Bloomberg, you and I.•

 

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I love books so much, but when was the last time I stepped inside of a library? I can’t even remember. From a piece by Paul Sawers at the Next Web in which Internet pioneer Vint Cerf thinks about the future of libraries:

“As with the newspaper industry, Google has had an immeasurable impact on how people access information. Indeed, most petty arguments are settled in seconds now thanks to smartphones and search engines.

When asked what he saw as the ‘future’ of libraries, he expressed deep concern about the way information will be stored and passed through generations. Books, if looked after, can be passed down through many generations – but the rate at which technology is evolving leads to some concerns about so-called bit-rot.

‘You have no idea how eager I am to ensure that the notion of library does not disappear – it’s too important. But the thing is, it’s going to have to curate an extremely broad range of materials, and increasingly digital content,’ says Cerf.

‘I am really worried right now, about the possibility of saving ‘bits’ but losing their meaning and ending up with bit-rot,’ he continues. ‘This means, you have  a bag of bits that you saved for a thousand years, but you don’t know what they mean, because the software that was needed to interpret them is no longer available, or it’s no longer executable, or you just don’t have a platform that will run it. This is a serious, serious problem and we have to solve that.'”

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From the October 5, 1896 Brooklyn Daily Eagle:

Atlanta, Ga.–If the ruling of Judge Foute of Atlanta obtains, hypnotists will have to be very careful what they order their subjects to do. The judge holds that the hypnotist is directly responsible for the acts of his subjects.

During a performance at a local theater the subject of hypnotism imagined he was a monkey. He grabbed a hat off a man in the audience and bit a piece out of it. The professor and his business manager declined to make good the cost of the hat, and the hypnotist was prosecuted before Judge Foute upon a charge of malicious mischief. The justice sustained the charge and bound the hypnotist over to a higher court.”

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Hitler’s corpse, rotting in a bunker.

And I totally forgot to wear deodorant.

And I totally forgot to wear deodorant.

 


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Afflictor: Unable to understand why people think Rick Perry hates women when he's done so much this week to help one.

Afflictor: Unable to understand why people think Rick Perry hates women when he’s done so much this week to help one.

Used head bandages, soaked with the blood of Satan.

So, I get up to pee in the middle of the night and I walk right into the bathroom door. I mean, you know.

So, I’m manscaping and I sneeze and the razor catches me above the eyebrow. I mean, you know, duh.

From Andrew Leonard’s new Salon article about the Digital Age’s emergent servant class:

Fancy Hands — ‘Do What You Love — We’ll Do The Rest’ — is just one entrant in a growing cohort of companies that are outsourcing all kinds of humdrum work to the ‘cloud.’ The biggest names — Task Rabbit and Amazon’s Mechanical Turk — have offered similar services for years. The market niche seems sure to boom further, propelled by a generation completely comfortable with turning to the smartphone as the first place to look for work.

The best cloud labor start-ups have received plenty of laudatory press coverage and rave reviews from users. In the specific case of Fancy Hands, one can instinctively understand the appeal. Who wouldn’t want their own executive assistant on hand 24/7 to deal with the drudgery that clogs up daily life. You know you would love to ‘automate all the boring parts of your life.’ Fancy Hands democratizes access to what previously was only available to the very well off.

That’s progress — for the consumer of the service. But one thing you discover when reading reviews of these services is that the vast majority of commentary focuses primarily on the users. Far less discussion is devoted to the producers, to the phenomenon of a new and growing class of drudges — the peons now making your phone calls and conducting your Google searches and washing your cars and toilets. These are not your father’s jobs. The typical Task Rabbit or Fancy Hands employee is invariably an independent contractor eligible for no benefits, quite often working for rates well below minimum wage, and able to exert zero leverage to resist employer abuse.

There are no paid holidays, no sick days and no health benefits in this new ‘distributed workforce.’ There are no unions in the world of ‘cloud labor,’ a class of worker that fits neatly into what some academics have dubbed the ‘precariat.’ Nor is it hard to understand why coverage of services like Fancy Hands rarely considers such things as working conditions, because, increasingly, the workers are invisible. They’re just another computer process working behind the scenes, albeit powered by coffee, rather than electricity.

Is this the future of work?”

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"I have spent a lot of money creating this, lost my job and home is in foreclosure."

“I have spent a lot of money creating this, lost my job and home is in foreclosure.”

Medical device breakthrough (USA) SPECI-SLEEVE

Hello, how are you. I have a Patent pending on a medical device that I am selling the rights to. I have spent a lot of money creating this, lost my job and home is in foreclosure, therefore selling this for cheap in order to get back on my feet. If you have what its takes and knows how to get it out there you may be able to get this product in every hospital and clinics worldwide.SPECI-SLEEVE.

SPECI-SLEEVE is a condom-like material that is easily attached to a 4 oz or 5 oz SPECIMEN collection cup to extract semen samples for testing in medical labs, clinics, doctor’s offices and hospitals. It can also be use to collect urine samples from older adult males who suffer from limited moving abilities.

Many men globally suffer from INFERTILITY. There are many causes for suffering from such a problem. One may visit a fertility doctor or clinic for testing. In order to get the semen tested, one must ejaculate semen into a collection 4 oz or 5 oz cup. The SPECIMEN is later taken into the laboratory to test its sperm counts.

While trying to ejaculate semen into a 4 or a 5 oz cup, patients encounter problems in successfully getting all the semen into the cup. When men eject semen it tends to come out at a very high pressure and may be accompanied by shivers throughout the body. These physical reactions cause lots of spills because the mouths of these cups are not wide enough.

SPECI-SLEEVE was developed to solve this problem. It is a flexible funnel condom-like material that can easily be attached to a 4 oz or 5 oz specimen cup. The individual inserts the penis and ejaculates. When semen is ejected in the cup the SPECI-SLEEVE is removed and discarded. The cup is then covered and turned in for testing.

I am willing to consider selling or licensing the patent rights to my invention. If you are potentially interested in the SPECI-SLEEVE, please contact me anytime at the phone number or email address above. Also I have 3-D images that I can send to you.

I look forward to your response.

Very truly yours. 

“There’s a mighty judgement coming, though I could be wrong,” sang the poet. The stars are aligning for just such a reckoning for the GOP over the next three years.

Back before the 2012 election, there were people who believed the Republican Congress would be more conciliatory toward President Obama if he won reelection, especially if he swept most of the swing states. Obama himself used that reasoning during the campaign, though I don’t know if he truly believed it. But things have only gotten worse. From immigration to voting rights to women’s rights, the GOP has been emboldened somehow to double down on antagonizing as many people as possible outside of their white, male base. They’ve learned nothing.

The party’s hold on Congress has largely been enabled by gerrymandering and not the will of the people. But it’s really only delayed the waterloo. If Hilary Clinton runs for President the next time around and wins the Democratic nomination, the demographics favor her so powerfully that it could be a devastating defeat for the Republicans. The way many female voters have been angered and the number of young Latinos who are aging into voting eligibility spells a doomsday scenario.

If you lose the large majority of the female, African-American, Latino, Asian American, Jewish, youth and LGBT votes, and you win a smaller portion of the white vote, that spells a rout that could sweep the GOP completely out of power. Of course, I could be wrong. A lot can change between now and then, but the Republicans have so far shown no ability or even desire to change,•

 

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I know there were some early home-video recorders that failed to gain traction, but a 1970 Lillian Ross New Yorker piece (subscription required) profiles what appears to be the very first system, Cartrivision, which also offered the initial video-rental service, long before Netflix or even Blockbuster. An excerpt from her conversation with Cartrivison executive Samuel Gelfman, who realized way back then what a disruptive technology he was working with:

“What is Cartrivision?’ we asked.

“One of the greatest instruments of social change–the greatest, I would say, since the printing press,” Mr. Gelfman said. “Our set is a color-television set, but it’s also a cartridge-television. Whit this set, you can have your own cartridge library. You slip a cartridge in the slot, press the button, and watch up to two hours of your own choice of movie. A great football game. Anything you want. What’s more, we’ve built in an off-the-air recorder to pick up shows when you’re not at home. It doubles as a camera with a portable microphone. You can make your movies and have instant replay. We’ll sell you the set for between eight and nine hundred dollars. Our cartridges–blank ones–from nine-ninety-eight for a fifteen-minute tape to twenty-four ninety-eight for a two-hour tape. The movie cartridges we’ll rent. Three dollars for overnight. What’s important is for the first time we’re going to be able to provide what you want to see. You don’t have to worry about sponsors anymore.”•

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Here’s a What’s My Line? episode in which the system is demonstrated by company spokesperson Art Rosenblatt in 1972, the year it came to the market and the one before it was pulled.

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Red onion slices, vomited by a werewolf.

"I thought they were the fancy potato chips."

I thought they were the fancy potato chips.

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“The whole place looked like she was belched up out of the bottom of hell.”

The cracked earth of Death Valley was the stage upon which a life-and-death wager was made, according to an article in the October 2, 1909 New York Times. The story:

Greenwater, Cal.–David Eldridge, son of B. Eldridge, President of the National Sewing Machine and Bicycle Company of Illinois, is believed to have perished in Death Valley. A ‘desert rat,’ known as Malapais Mike says that Mr. Eldridge and he were lost in the Valley two weeks ago. Mike reached Greenwater Monday in a delirious condition. To-day, when able to talk, he said he and Mr. Eldridge tossed a coin to see which should take the burro and one of the five quarts of water. Mike won the burro and escaped.

The men went forty miles across Death Valley a month ago to investigate a proposed power site for a Boston company. On the return trip one of the burros gave out. The possession of the remaining beast was the issue upon which the two men staked their lives when they realized that both could not escape.

Mike is still barely able to talk, and told his story between long lapses into silence.

‘We was lost down there,’ he said, ‘and the whole place looked like she was belched up out of the bottom of hell. At night time there was always a blanket of mist and steam, but in the day time it was all sun and sand, and we were so thirsty we could hardly talk. Poor Dave just squeaked all the time, and at last he could only whisper. Finally his burro gave out.

‘I don’t know how many days we tried to find our way out, and I saw we were both going to die if something did not happen. One night I lay on my face in the sand, and I felt Dave’s boot touching mine. He whispered: ‘It’s time to get up and try to find the trail before it’s too hot.’ I had got so I did not care what happened, and I says, ‘I’ve got enough.’ So then Dave says, ‘We’ll toss to see which one gets the burro.’

‘I got up on all fours and watched him throw up a dollar and says, ‘I’ll take heads.’ Dave struck a match and she was heads. ‘I’ll give you four quarts of water,’ I says, ‘and I’ll take one and that’ll make it about even.’

‘We split up the water and I crawled on the burro just about sun up and started off. The second day the burro gave out and I had to make it alone. I don’t think Dave got the worst of it, because he got four quarts of water and I only got one, and I had to walk most of the way.'”

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From an NPR report on David Brin, who predicted something like Google Glass long before there was a Google:

“‘What’s going to happen in the next 10 years is disruptions and disappointments that will cause people to be tempted to legislate against these things,’ Brin says. ‘The first impulse has to do with privacy.’ But, he says, regulation will never keep up with the speed of technological innovation, so by the time Google Glass gets regulated, Glass-type technology will be built into contact lenses, or into even more conspicuous devices.

So Brin says if wearable technology will allow for some segment of society, say, government, to ‘spy,’ then all of us should want and have the same technology available. Society, he says, should refrain from bans on Glass and similar technology so that everyone has a way to peer at everyone else, making the background knowledge we have of one another the normal rules of human engagement.

Brin wrote in 1988, ‘The world had a choice. Let governments control surveillance tech … and therefore give a snooping monopoly to the rich and powerful … or let everybody have it. Let everyone snoop on everyone else, including snooping the government!'”

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The opening of “The American Cloud,” Venkatesh Rao’s broad yet provocative Aeon essay which traces what he feels is the artifice of modern U.S. life–with costs cleverly hidden–not only to A&P founder George Gilman but all the way back to Alexander Hamilton: 

“Every time you set foot in a Whole Foods store, you are stepping into one of the most carefully designed consumer experiences on the planet. Produce is stacked into black bins in order to accentuate its colour and freshness. Sale items peek out from custom-made crates, distressed to look as though they’ve just fallen off a farmer’s truck. Every detail in the store, from the font on a sign to a countertop’s wood finish, is designed to make you feel like you’re in a country market. Most of us take these faux-bucolic flourishes for granted, but shopping wasn’t always this way.

George Gilman’s early A&P stores are the spiritual ancestors of the Whole Foods experience. If you were a native of small-town America in the 1860s, walking into one of Gilman’s A&P stores was a serious culture shock. You would have stared agog at gaslit signage, advertising, tea in branded packages, and a cashier’s station shaped like a Chinese pagoda. You would have been forced to wrap your head around the idea of mail-order purchases.

Before Gilman, pre-industrial consumption was largely the unscripted consequence of localised, small-scale patterns of production. With the advent of A&P stores, consumerism began its 150-year journey from real farmers’ markets in small towns to fake farmers’ markets inside metropolitan grocery stores. Through the course of that journey, retailing would discover its natural psychological purpose: transforming the output of industrial-scale production into the human-scale experience we call shopping.

Gilman anticipated, by some 30 years, the fundamental contours of industrial-age selling. Both the high-end faux-naturalism of Whole Foods and the budget industrial starkness of Costco have their origins in the original A&P retail experience. The modern system of retail pioneered by Gilman — distant large-scale production facilities coupled with local human-scale consumption environments — was the first piece of what I’ve come to think of as the ‘American cloud’: the vast industrial back end of our lives that we access via a theatre of manufactured experiences. If distant tea and coffee plantations were the first modern clouds, A&P stores and mail-order catalogues were the first browsers and apps.”

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From a New York Times article by David Streitfeld, a reminder that paperback books, now endangered by digital books, were once themselves considered a disruptive technology:

“Penguin and Random House were innovators who made paperbacks into a disruptive force in the 1940s and ’50s. They were the Amazons of their era, making the traditional book business deeply uneasy. No less an authority than George Orwell thought paperbacks were of so much better value than hardbacks that they spelled the ruination of publishing and bookselling. ‘The cheaper books become,’ he wrote, ‘the less money is spent on books.’ Orwell was wrong, but the same arguments are being made against Amazon and e-books today. Amazon executives are not much for public debate, but they argue that all this disruption will ultimately give more money to more authors and make more books more widely available to more people at cheaper prices, and who could argue with any of that? This was not a prospect that many on Wednesday were putting much faith in.”

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The futility of old media in our decentralized age can’t be better demonstrated than when New York City tabloids decide to attack a politician they don’t like and define an election–and no one cares. That’s been the case with Eliot Spitzer, who’s been excoriated by the New York Daily News and New York Post in the days since reentering politics, yet has been received fairly well by the electorate. He’s been torn down much more viciously than Anthony Weiner since the latter jumped into the Mayoral race, probably because Spitzer actually had sex during his sex scandal. From the Wall Street Journal:

“Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer leads Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer by nine percentage points in the race for New York City comptroller, according to a Wall Street Journal-NBC 4 New York-Marist poll.

Michael Howard Saul reports on former New York governor Eliot Spitzer’s rise in the polls in the race for New York City Comptroller before Spitzer is even officially on the ballot. 

Among registered Democrats, including those who are undecided but leaning toward a candidate, Mr. Spitzer outpaces Mr. Stringer 42% to 33% in the Democratic primary, the poll showed. Nearly a quarter of voters were undecided, but two-thirds of Democrats, or 67%, said they believe Mr. Spitzer, who resigned as governor five years ago after he was caught patronizing prostitutes, should be given a second chance.”

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I’ll post some stuff now.

A box of popcorn taking a dump.

Did the popcorn just drop a deuce?

Did the popcorn just drop a deuce?

Why yes I did.

Why, yes, I did.

Taking a quick break from creeping out Siri, John Malkovich was being–who else?–John Malkovich during an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. A few exchanges follow.

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Question:

What is the worst script you have ever read? 

John Malkovich:

i was given a script in france, by a seemingly rather disturbed young man. let’s just say it was not good. also, one night, a woman came in to our yard in france around 2:00 am. i was outside on the phone talking to my producing partners in los angeles. she gave me a script called elle tue (she kills!) which was about the lead character killing a movie star. it was written like it had been done with a butcher knife in red ink. also, it wasn’t very good.

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Question: 

What are your thoughts on space travel? Would you like to go into space?

John Malkovich:

yes, i suppose i would. but don’t you have to go to the bathroom in your space suit and everything? i’m just not sure i could do that.

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Question: 

Have you spoken Bernard Madoff since 2008? What would you like to say to him if you had the chance?

John Malkovich:

no, i only met mr. madoff once, many years ago. he seemed very pleasant. but, you know, i don’t think i’d have much to impart. for me, in all honesty, it was a good life lesson. and it also must be said that the vast majority of in the world live with nothing and with the hope of nothing their entire lives. i was lucky, as i’ve been my entire life. i could go back to work and make my way in the world.

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Question:

Stanislavski or Brecht?

John Malkovich:

brecht. he was a miserable human being, but quite smart about theatre.

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 Question:

Hi John. Say I were to see you in public, would you rather I, or anyone for that matter, pretend I didn’t know who you are or would you rather have a conversation (without a camera shoved at you of course)?

John Malkovich:

normally quite happy to have a conversation. or to be completely ignored.

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Question:

I once had a friend who, after watching Being John Malkovich, was thoroughly convinced you were a fictional character. I don’t really have a question, just wanted to share! Thanks for all of your amazing work; I am a big fan. 

John Malkovich:

i kind of am a fictional character….•

I'm urinating right now.

I’m urinating right now.

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“Prison handmade.”

Cereal wrapping-Handbag – $50 (corona)

Nice crafty handbags made out of cereal bags and potato chip bags. These bags are prison handmade and need to be sold to help those who do not have family who can help while they are incarcerated.

From the June 3, 1885 New York Times:

“The Health Commissioner of Brooklyn held a conference on Friday last with the men who are engaged in pickling cucumbers in that city. He discovered, it is said, that nearly all of them colored their pickles with a solution of copper. He gave them a warning, and then issued an order forbidding the sale in Brooklyn of pickles colored this way.

On the following Saturday evening little Mary Martin, 8 years old, who lived in Adelphi-street, Brooklyn, was fatally poisoned by a pickle that had been colored with sulphate of copper. The pickle had been bought at a grocery store near her home. She died Monday night, and an autopsy established the cause of death beyond a doubt. Moreover, analysis proved that a part of the pickle which the child had not eaten contained enough poison to kill a man.”

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It’s understandable when people fret about jobs disappearing permanently into the steady hum of automation, but no one should ever think that the robotization of our culture can be halted. We shouldn’t look at it as a simple matter of choice any more that we could have chosen to stick with the horse and carriage rather than opting for the internal combustion engine. Choosing the better technology is human nature even when it hurts humans. (Or perhaps just hurts us in the short term.) From “The Wastefulness of Automation,” an interesting article by Frances Coppola at Pieria which worries about the future:

“What if capitalists DON’T want a large labour supply? What if automation means that what capitalists really want is a very small, highly skilled workforce to control the robots that do all the work? What if paying people enough to live on simply is not cost-effective compared to the running costs of robots?  In short, what if the costs of automated production fall to virtually zero? 

I don’t think I am dreaming this. I’ve noted previously that forcing down labour costs is one of the ways in which firms avoid the up-front costs of automation. But as automation becomes cheaper, and the efficiency gains from automation become larger, we may reach a situation where employing the majority of people at wages on which they can afford to live simply is not worthwhile. Robots can produce far more for far less. 

This creates an interesting problem. The efficiency gains from automating production tend to create an abundance of products, which forces down prices. This sounds like a good thing: if goods and services are cheap and abundant, people can have whatever they want, can’t they? Well, not if they are unemployed and have no unearned income.  It is all too easy to foresee a nightmare future in which people who have been supplanted by robots scratch out a living from subsistence farming on motorway verges (all other land being farmed by robots), while lorries carrying products they cannot afford to buy flash past on the way to the stores that only those lucky enough to have jobs frequent. 

But it wouldn’t actually be like that.” (Thanks Browser.)

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You know that when I write that I’m less than sanguine about the chances of Barnes & Noble or any brick-and-mortar bookstore chain that I’m talking what I think is happening and not what I wish were happening, right? There are great advantages to e-readers, but I would love to see physical stores thrive. I just don’t see how that occurs. But not everybody is as dour as I am. From Julie Bosman in the New York Times:

“John Tinker, an analyst for the Maxim Group, said the retail stores were still an attractive property, something that had been obscured by missteps from the digital division. Mr. Lynch, who came to Barnes & Noble with a background in technology and e-commerce rather than book-selling, spent most of his time focused on the digital side of the company. Mr. Riggio has expressed support of the Nook business to employees, but has always devoted his energies to old-fashioned retail book-selling.

“The huge losses and the huge noise on the Nook side are masking a very interesting business on the retail side,’ Mr. Tinker said. ‘If there’s one thing that Riggio is good at, it’s running stores.'”

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