Today New York City Smells Like:

Idi Amin, after eating a Wendy’s Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger.

You used to eat frozen heads.

You normally eat frozen heads.

But at Wendy's we never freeze our meat.

But at Wendy’s, we never freeze our meat.

Give it a try, big fellow.

Give it a try, big fellow.

What do you think?

What do you think? Is it better than human flesh?

With Wendy's, my ass is less on fire.

With Wendy’s, my ass is definitely less on fire.

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