Afflictor: Sorely disappointing that woman who kind of looks like Rosie O'Donnell since 2009.
- Classic DVD: The King of Comedy (1982).
- Strange, Small & Forgotten Films: Little Murders (1971).
- Old Print Articles: Must find adopted baby to get wealth (1900) + Wife of miserly Newark man seeks divorce (1896) + Failed fire extinguisher embarrasses P.T. Barnum (1851).
- Videos: Old French dudes with lightsabers + Marauding band of killer geese + Shoehorn on a stick + Muhammad Ali and William F. Buckley talk in 1968 + Interactive storefront window at Starbucks + Errol Morris profiles stripper-nude model-waiter-genius + Inexplicable wedding video + Grossest pool table ever + Frank Zappa makes bicycle music in 1963 + Chinese man owns more than 600 phones + North Korea’s cinema Industry + Kenneth Anger’s Hollywood + Jacques Lacan receives an unannounced guest + Woman jumps, goat jumps + Levitating above water with a jet pack + Bertrand Russell addresses people of the future in 1959 + Silicone ear created by 3D bio-printer + Dog feel happy + Robot model on Tokyo catwalk + Hummingbird robot takes flight + Homemade robots.
- Recently Posted on NYC’s Craigslist: Need fake pregnant belly + Desperately seeking Girl Scout Thin Mints + Sheitl prices are too damn high + Trading 50 adult videos for iPod + Please buy my motherfuckin’ jeans + Bartering my racist grandma.
- Classic photos: Life on Norfolk and Hester Streets (1898) + Men’s League for Women’s Suffrage (1915).
- Alan Kay designed a computer tablet in 1968.
- Great Philip K. Dick article from 1993.
- Nutbag Muammar el-Qaddafi is constantly on the computer.
- Time magazine article takes down Scientology in 1991.
- T.G.I. Friday’s was America’s first singles bar in 1965.
- Ron Popeil invented the Pocket Fisherman and many other fine products.
- Heaven’s Gate and other famously failed doomsday predictions.
- Pickpocketing is a lost art in America.
- Dr. Henry J. Heimlich has his detractors.
- America’s underground telephone hacking community is examined in 1971.
- Another gross thing Abraham Lincoln did.
- Description of the football quater-back from 1891.
- Teodoro Nguema Obiang is a free-spending future dictator.
- Flying cars go on sale next year.
- Crowdsourcing and its limitations.
- Fox discovered at top of 945-foot tower in London.
- If only 100 people lived on Earth.
- Advertisement for telephone service in 1899.
- Daydreaming is a key component of creativity.
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