A New York Daily News article about Manhattan mom Dianne Rochenski, who loves pet rats, notes that the rodents “eat almost anything and can grow to up to a foot.” Sounds ideal. But keeping dead rats in the apartment for a month sounds iffyat best to me. (Thanks to Dangerous Minds.)

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