“Run, run, or the cat will get you!” is what a parrot named Lorenzo was taught to squawk by his boss, who happens to be a Colombian drug lord. Police “arrested” the feathered lookout a couple days ago. A story about Lorenzo’s life of crime on The Week. (Thanks to Dangerous Minds.)

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