Classy. (Image by Eberswalde Discothek Awerk.)

I Want a Tattoo..and I can offer

I’m an alt model (think suicidegirls) and a hypnotherapy student. If you ink me..I can hypnotize you. I will also link you on my websites so you get some site traffic.

I’m here to help if its a fear or phobia or a nasty habit.

I’m also a tarot reader and can offer readings for ink if you’d like…Have a nice day..

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