What's that thing? Ken doesn't have one of those.
Adult Talking Toy Doll Flasher – $5 (Coop City)
“Watch Me Grow ” Adult Talking Toy Doll Flasher
The Very Dirty Willy
The “Watch Me Grow ” doll is a sound activated adult toy. It is 9″ inches tall and requires 3 “AA” batteries (not included). When Willy detects sound, he opens up his trench coat, exposes himself, and speaks any one of five possible comments. Comments include:
- “Oh yeah, I’m hot. I’m ready”
- “Hey, Hey Hey, I’ve got this big rod”
- “Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha”
- “Yeah, super, superman does not need viagra”
- “That’s why I’m dirty berdy, ha, ha,ha,ha”
Makes a great gag gift or conversation starter.
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